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Post by Jet on Apr 14, 2010 13:37:03 GMT -5
Okay, this is basically almost the same, as the original House of fun. You got polls on each turnbuckle that hang about 5 feet above the ropes. The poles have steel chains connected to them that wraps around the ring. Countless weapons of any-kind hang from the chains.
The only difference with my version is the way to win. To win you must drag your opponent to the entrance ramp. There are about 4 tables set up off the stage. The way to win is to toss your opponent off the stage through at least two of those tables.
This has been a specialty of Matt Starr's since SW.
Below is the last one I wrote just as an example
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Post by Jet on Apr 14, 2010 13:37:21 GMT -5
Lolita's medicine begins playing through the sound system in the arena as all the lights go to black except two spotlights shining upon the stage area where Andrew Cage rises up from the bottom of the stage wearing an all white embroidered pants and hooded jacket , as he rises up fans can see that he is facing the entrance way and has his hood up. As Cage turns around the fans grow louder with excitement , he takes off his hood quickly as pyro rains down around him as if they were coming from the heavens, Cage walks through the pyro and makes his way to the ring , slapping hands with everybody on the way there, he climbs into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, puts his hand to his forehead and looks for his fans, soon after he slaps his chest and points to them, Cage smiles briefly ,steps down , takes off the jacket and pants and waits for Starr to come out. Liam O'Hare: “Well, here it is the Final Battle.”
Adam Garros: “You mean Cage’s final match?”
Liam O'Hare: “I wouldn’t say that, Adam. Cage looks more focused then he ever has in their right now.”
Adam Garros: “And that changes the fact that he has never been able to defeat Matt Starr?”
Liam O'Hare: “Just wait tonight will be that night.”
The lights flicker off for a few seconds. The Greatest man that ever lived begins to play as a spotlight is flashed on the entrance ramp. After a few seconds Matt Starr steps out onto the ramp He bows to the crowd and smiles cockily as pyro shoots down the ramp. He raises back up and begins his decent to the ring taunting the crowd as he does it. He stops just shy of the ring where the Starr cam is set up at he turns it on and aims it at himself. He slowly draws a star with his finger and points to himself. He turns the lens back toward the ring, as he slides in. He goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle then looks out into the crowd for a few seconds. He grabs hold of a nearby chair that is hanging from the chain over the ring and slabs it with his hand, as he yells “It ends tonight” into the crown. He jumps down and turns his attention to his long time nemesis.
Adam Garros: “I’ve been looking forward to this all night.”
Liam O'Hare: “Yeah, this match has been anticipated since Cage’s return at Homecoming.”
Adam Garros: ”I could care less about the match. This means the show is three matches away from ending.”
Liam O'Hare: “Still this match should be EPIC.”
The two stand in their corners of the ring. Neither taking their eyes off the other, as the announcer goes into the middle of the ring.
Announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen we continue Heatwave with the CLOCKWORK ORANGE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Introducing first weighing in at 220 pounds from Los Angeles, California. He is the Five Star Athlete ANNNNNNNDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cage slaps his chest and points to the crowd, as they cheer loudly for their savior.
Announcer: “And introducing next also from Hollywood, California. He weighs in tonight at 245 pounds. He is the Internet Seeeeeeeensation MATT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.”
Starr draws a star with his finger and quickly points to himself, as a loud chorus of boos fill the arena. The announcer leaves the ring, as the two combatants continue to stare the other down.
Crowd: “ANDREW CAGE, ANDREW CAGE, ANDREW CAGE, ANDREW CAGE, ANDREW CAGE.”
Liam O'Hare: “Well we know who the crowd is for.”
Adam Garros: “The crowd is stupid then. They might want Cage to win, but what they will get is his blood splattered all over them.”
The referee calls for the bell and quickly scurries out of the ring to avoid any danger. Starr and Cage just remain in the same position staring at the other. Suddenly they both sprint towards one another and meet in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up. They both struggle trying to gain the advantage when Starr suddenly takes his foot and trips Cage. He falls to the mat and Starr rolls him over to his stomach and walks over to his bottom half. He mounts Cage and positions himself near his head. He then goes to his feet, as he grabs Cage’s head. He pulls Cage half way up when he grabs his legs and sends Starr down to the mat. Cage drops down to the mat dropping an elbow into Starr’s sternum. He then floats over towards Starr’s head and applies a headlock. Starr lands a few elbow strikes to Cage’s head causing him to temporarily release the hold. Starr springs to his feet, as Cage recovers and runs after him. Starr catches him with a hip toss and quickly locks in an arm bar. Cage throws some elbows of his own catching Starr in the abdomen and weakening the hold long enough for Cage to flip him over head. Cage tries to quickly take advantage with another elbow drop, but Starr rolls out of the way and they both slowly rise to their feet staring angrily at the other, as they do.
Adam Garros: “Isn’t this supposed to be a blood bath?”
Liam O'Hare: “Yes, why?”
Adam Garros: “Then why are they wrestling?”
Back in the ring Cage and Starr have both reached a vertical base. Cage rushes toward Starr hoping to catch him with a clothesline, but Starr ducks the attempt. Cage stops just short of the steel chain that is surrounding the ring, as Starr charges at him. Cage grabs a 2x4 that is hanging off the chain and turns around swinging it at Starr. Starr ducks and kicks Cage in the gut. Starr sets him up for a DDT, but Cage lands a couple of hard punches to Starr’s side causing him to stumble back a few feet. Cage bends down and picks up the fallen 2x4 and nails Starr in the side of the head, as he comes back over. Starr stumbles backwards again, as Cage swings the 2x4 again this time connecting with Starr’s forehead. Starr stumbles all the way back to the ropes, as Cage follows. He swings once more, but Starr grabs a garbage can lid from the chain above and deflects it. Starr grabs the other lid that was hanging right next to it and uses it to deflect another attempt by Andrew. Cage swings once more for Starr’s head and it is deflected and Starr smacks Cage in the gut with the other lid. Cage bends down after the shot and Starr catches him in the top of the head with the other one. Cage drops the 2x4 and falls to one knee, as Starr takes both lids and crashes them together on the sides of his head. This rocks him, but he remains in the same possession with his knee holding him up. Starr backs up and comes running at him landing a hard boot to the skull with the Re-Edit.
Adam Garros: “Well, it sure took an extreme turn there.”
Liam O'Hare: “Yea, and Starr seems to have Cage where he wants him.”
Adam Garros: “Well, duh Starr always has that bitch’s number.”
Starr mounts Cage and starts to unload on him with a fury of rights and lefts. Cage reaches out and grabs one of the lids without Starr knowing and smacks Starr in the skull mid punches. The smack stuns Starr for a moment and Cage smacks him once again this time knocking Starr off him. He is dazed, as Cage gets to his feet and grabs the other lid. He connects with one shot and quickly connects with the other. Starr is in trouble, as Cage continues to connect with lid shot after another. Cage throws the lids down and goes over and picks the 2x4 up. He swings as hard as he can at Starr’s skull, but he ducks and picks Cage up and delivers a hard spinebuster. Cage smacks the mat hard and rolls from where he lands towards the ropes. Starr gets back to his and goes over to the opposite side of the ring and heads at Cage hoping to boot him out of the ring with a baseball slide. Cages quickly slides out of the ring and intercepts him pulling him out of the ring in the process. Cages lands a few hard rights hands to Starr’s temple and then throws him into the steel ring steps head first. He grabs Starr again and tosses him into the barricade. Starr bounces off and starts stumbling backwards, as Cage grabs him again and lifts him up over head only to let him go seconds later. Starr’s head bounces off the barricade, as he lands and he falls to the floor quickly covering his head. Cage heads back up the ring steps and stands on the apron a few feet away from Starr.
Liam O'Hare: ”Well, it looks like Mr. Starr is the one in trouble this time.”
Adam Garros: “Even losers have to get lucky once and a while. Not like Cage can finish him off.”
Liam O'Hare: “I don’t know that victory last week seemed to turn his career around for the better.”
Adam Garros: “Need I remind you the saying Once a loser always a loser.”
Back to the match Cage takes a good run and go on the apron leaping off just, as he sees Matt get to his feet. Starr out of nowhere hits a spear on Cage, who is still in theair, nearly cutting his opponent in half.
Liam O'Hare: ”Holy shit what a spear.”
Adam Garros: ”Please don’t say it.”
Liam O'Hare: ” Don’t worry I’m saving it in this match. I’m sure there will be a lot better spots then that.”
Adam Garros: ”That is if Andrew didn’t die during that.”
Starr takes a few seconds to breath, as we see Cage make a little movement. Starr goes over and picks Cage up and slides him into the ring. Starr slides in after and goes over to a side of the ring and pulls a rake down from the chain.
Adam Garros: ”Wow Starr sure picked a stupid weapon. That isn’t even a metal one.
Starr goes over to Cage and nails cage in the back with the plastic part of the rake, as he tries to push himself up.
Liam O'Hare: ”Well, stupid weapon or no. It’s effective.”
Starr takes the tipoff the handle and starts driving it into Cage’s spine. Cage cries out in pain as Starr continues the attack. He soon abandons the rake and grabs Cage by the head and pulls him up. He sets Cage up in reverse DDT possession and draws a star with his hand and points at himself.
Adam Garros: ”Starr is going for the kill here.”
He tries to lift Cage up, but is soon elbowed in the gut. Cage uses the delay to his advantage and gets out of the DDT possession following after with a pele kick. Starr drops to the ground and Cage goes over to the corner and catches his breath.
Liam O'Hare: ”What a match this has been so far.”
Adam Garros: ”Whatever I wish Matt would of just beat the shit out of Cage already and end this thing.”
Starr starts pulling himself to his feet, as Cage realizes he goes running at him and drives his knee hard into Starr’s forehead. Starr collapses on the mat. Cage goes over to the chain and loosens a steel pipe. He stares at it for a few seconds before he heads back over to Starr.
Liam O'Hare: ”It looks like Cage is thinking about extracting some revenge.”
Adam Garros: “That idiot should drag him to the stage and end this while Starr isn’t moving.”
Liam O'Hare: ”He is going to punish Starr first.”
Adam Garros: ”Fuck that end the damn match.”
Cage grabs the back of Starr’s neck and uses his other hand to slowly lift him to his feet. He picks the pipe off the ground and uses his other hand to keep Starr up. He slowly takes his hand away and swings the pipe, but Starr is still out of it from the knee that he falls to before Cage can connect.
Adam Garros: ”well, we know why he isn’t in the MLB.”
Starr is on his knees looking upward at Cage. He is still unmoving, as Cage looks back down at him. He grasps the end of the pipe and measures Starr up and rams the end of the pipe into the forehead of his opponent. Cage soon moves over to Starr’s side, as he still stays unmoving on his knees and lifts the pipe over his head and brings it down hard on Starr’s head. You can hear the pipe smack all around the arena, as Starr falls face first down on the mat.
Adam Garros: ”Andrew did it.”
Liam O'Hare: ”Now all he needs to do is pull him out and dump him off the stage and he has won.”
Cage drops the pipe and bends down to turn Starr over. You can see a tiny blood stain on the spot where Starr’s head lay, as Cage moves him you can see the blood dripping down his body from a small cut on his forehead.
Liam O'Hare: ”Well, he is bleeding.”
Adam Garros: ”Thanks for the insight there I obviously couldn’t tell”
Cage lifts Starr’s limb body on to his shoulder and walks him over toward the ropes, but Starr slips out of his grasp before they could make it. Drew turns around quickly expecting an attack, but sees Starr in the same possession on his knees as before. Cage goes back over and kneels down to pick Starr back up, but is surprised with an elbow shot to his gut. Cage doubles over and Starr slowly gets back to his feet.
Liam O'Hare: ”He couldn’t of played opossum there. There is no way.”
Adam Garros: ”Well, he did.”
Starr stands over top of Cage, as he is bent down and delivers a hammer like blow to his back. Cage falls to the mat and Starr goes over and pulls a garbage can down from the chain. He stares at Cage with anger in his eyes and walks over to him and smacks him in the back with the can. Starr sits the can down before picking Cage back up. He tries to fight back, as Starr lands a couple of rights to his skull. Matt soon picks up the trash can and smacks Cage in the skull with it, but doesn’t just stop with one he repeats the shots, until Cage finally falls.
Adam Garros: ”Good going Cage you let him recover now he is owning you.”
Liam O'Hare: ”I believe he is trying to draw blood.”
Starr walks over to the corner and places the can in between the turnbuckles. Starr goes back over and picks Cage up. He goes to Irish whip him into the can, but Cage reverses it and sends Starr face first into the can. He stumbles backwards for a few inches and just stands in the spot where he stopped. He stands there in a daze, as Cage grabs a Kendo stick from off the chain. He taps it on the ground, as a smile comes to his face.
Liam O'Hare: ”Time for a caning.”
Adam Garros: ”You are an idiot.”
Cage walks over to Starr, who is still staring off into space and hits him in the abdomen with the stick. Starr bends over and receives a shot to the back causing him to jump up and receive one to the skull. Starr starts backing up, as he continues to get abused by the Kendo stick. Cage throws the cane down, as the crowd begins to chant.
Crowd:”Fuck em’ up Andrew Fuck em’up clap… clap. Fuck em’ up Andrew Fuck em’up clap… clap”
Cage pulls Starr to the middle of the ring and sets him up and readies himself to pull the trigger.
Adam Garros: ”O Lord.”
Liam O'Hare: ”I think Cage is ready to pull it.”
Cage hits THE KILLSWITCH:UNCAGED in the middle of the ring. Starr’s head bounces off the matt with force, as the crowd goes apeshit. Cage gets to his feet with a big smile on his face, as he points to the crowd and takes in their ovation. He points to the top of the pole and the crowd pops.
Liam O'Hare: ”He isn’t?”
Cage goes over to the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle. He then puts his leg around the pole that hangs the chain around the ring and pulls himself to the top. He gets to the top and tries balancing on the pole. He finally does and points down at Starr. The crowd grows in excitement, as Andrew takes a leap of faith from the pole. You can see Starr’s hand move and in the same split second that you see Andrew coming down from the heavens. You see Matt Starr somehow grab the Kendo stick and intercept Cage. You see the tip of the stick shatter and the crowd gasp, as Cage crashes into the ground and lays unconscious on the ground.
Adam Garros: “What a way to crash and burn.”
Liam O'Hare: ”I’ll say. That was simply EPIC!!!!!”
Starr looks behind him in shock of what just happened, as he runs over to Cage’s lifeless body. He rolls him over to his back and you can see a small cut almost similar to the one Starr has over his head. Blood flows from the wound, as Starr smiles.
Liam O'Hare: ” I don’t think we are going to see that apology after this do you?”
Adam Garros: ”I wonder.”
Starr pushes Cage over to the ropes and slides out of the ring. He grabs Cage’s leg and pulls him out of the ring. He tries to stand him up using the ring as a prop, but Cage just falls to the floor.
Adam Garros: ” Now all you got to do is drag him over to the stage and it’s over.”
Liam O'Hare: ”Easier said. It looks like Starr is trying to find a way to do it without having to drag all that deadweight around.”
Adam Garros: ”Like I do during our commentary?”
Starr looks over at Adam and soon walks over to the table.
Adam Garros: ”Why, is he coming over here?”
Starr gets to the table and starts screaming at Adam.
Liam O'Hare: ”I think he wants you to help him carry Cage.”
Adam Garros: ”What?”
Liam O'Hare: ”I said…”
Adam Garros: ” I know what you said, but Starr has to be insane.”
Starr walks over to Adam’s side of the table and starts trying to make him get up.
Starr:(Yelling)”Get up. You are helping me win this.”
Adam Garros: ” Yeah. I see that happening.”
Starr:” I know you want this match over just, as much as me.”
Adam starts to get up, as the fans start to roar. Starr looks behind him and sees Cage start to pull himself up using the barricade.
Starr:”DAMN IT!” He pounds on the announce table and runs back over to Cage. Cage is now back to his feet propped up by the barricade. Starr gets back over to him and throws a right hand. Andrew stumbles back, as the crowd try to cheer him on. Cage finally stops himself and answers with a shot of his own. Starr tries to answer back, but Cage runs at him and tackles him over the barricade. The two hit the floor, as the security tries to keep the fans at bay. Both slowly get to their feet and go at each other.
Liam O'Hare: ”This one is all over the place.”
Adam Garros: ”Woo.”
They connect with punch after punch with each other, as they take the fight up the stairs. The security struggles to maintain order, as they continue to brawl. Starr catches an incoming right from Cage and grabs his arm and pulls him next to him. He throws and elbow into Cage’s side and drives his head into the rail. Cage bounces off and starts stumbling back towards a fan. The fans frantically moves out of the way, as Cage falls in to the fans seat. Starr pushes one of the security guards out of the way and measures Cage up and releases a hard kick to the skull of his seated opponent. He then takes his knee and pushes it against his open wound. He slowly backs away and goes for another kick, but Cage gets out of the way. Starr turns around and is dropped with a drop toe hold face first into the chair by Cage.
Liam O'Hare: ”If this match doesn’t end soon both may not have any blood left.”
Cage pulls Starr to his feet and throws another punch at him. Starr answers back with one of his own. They trade blows once more. Starr,Cage,Starr,Cage,Starr,Cage,Starr,Cage,Starr,Cage,Starr,Cage. Before you know it the two make it back down to the barricade. Starr throws Cage into the barricade and follows it up by throwing him over. Starr jumps over and picks Cage up and rolls him into the ring. Starr rolls in after him. Starr grabs Cage and tries to suplex him, but Cage blocks the attempt. He throws a few punches and Starr a few times. Starr is reeling, as Cage comes after him with a clothesline, but it is sidestepped and Cage is pushed into the steel gate that is hanging from the chain. Cage hits it and doesn’t bounce off. Starr looks at him confused and throws Cage to the ground.
Adam Garros: ”Wow that really was useless.”
Starr grabs the gate and tries to pull it in front of the ropes.
Liam O'Hare: ”What is he doing?”
Adam Garros: ”He is making the gate more effective, Duh.”
Starr finally gets it where he wants it and goes back over and picks up Cage. He whips him into the gate and he bounces off and starts staggering backwards. Starr grabs him and runs him head first into the gate. He lifts Cage’s head and slams it into the gate. He repeats the process a few times, until Cage stops the attack and elbows Starr off of him. Cage mounts a comeback, as he unloads a few punches. Starr ducks under one and grabs the gate and swings it upwards catching Cage in the head. Cage stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Starr walks over to his foes fallen body and pulls him to his knees. A wicked smirk comes to his face, as he walks over towards the chain.
Liam O'Hare: ”What more can he do to Andrew Cage.”
Starr walks over to where you can see a staple gun hanging. He pulls it down and stares at it, as he walks back over to Cage.
Adam Garros: ”I believe he has some sick intentions in mind and I kind of like it.”
Starr palms the back of Cage’s head and places the gun on his head.
Liam O'Hare: ”Don’t do it Matt.”
He slowly pulls the staple gun away from Cage’s head.
Liam O'Hare: ”Thank God.”
Starr suddenly takes the gun and slams it into Cage’s forehead. You can hear his screams echoed throughout the arena. Starr takes it again and staples him a few more times each bringing out more blood then the other.
Liam O'Hare: ”I can’t watch.”
Adam Garros: ”Quit being a Pussy.”
Starr throws the staple gun to the ground and goes over to the turnbuckle and climbs up grabbing the chair and pulling off the chain. He jumps down and walks over to Cage and prepares to swing at Andrew’s head. Cage crawls over and hits Starr with a low blow. Starr drops the chair and falls to the ground. A bloody Andrew Cage gets to his feet and picks the chair up that Starr dropped. He looks down at Starr angrily.
Liam O'Hare: ”I’d hate to be Matt Starr right about now.”
Cage lifts up the chair and starts unloading on Starr like a madman. He lands a shot on just about every body part Starr leaves open. He delivers one final blow and then tosses the chair out of the ring and up the entrance ramp.
Adam Garros: ”Wow he may have just demolished Starr, but why in the hell would he throw away the chair?”
Cage slides out of the ring and looks under the apron.
Adam Garros: ”What could we see now?”
Cage reaches under and pulls out non other then
Liam O'Hare: ”CAR DOOR!!!!!!!!!”
Adam Garros: ”You gotta be kidding.”
Cage grabs the car door and pushes it into the ring. He picks it up and slams it on Starr.
Adam Garros: ”Why, is this match still going on?”
Liam O'Hare: ”Blame yourself.”
Cage places the door on the ground and picks Starr back up. He sets him up for the kill over top of the car door.
Liam O'Hare: ”It is time once more for Cage to pull the switch.”
Starr pushes Cage off mid move and sets him up and ROLLS THE CREDITS on top of the car door. Cage bounces off the door.
Adam Garros: ”Well, it is about over now.”
Liam O'Hare: ”Sadly I agree.”
Starr rolls Cage out of the ring and slides out after him; He grabs Cage from behind in a Full Nelson position and drags him up the ramp with the referee close behind. He finally makes it up the ramp after a long drag.
Adam Garros: ”Well, apparently Starr is weak.”
Liam O'Hare: ”Well, he was lost a lot of blood.”
Adam Garros: ”So, Thor could drag Cage up the ramp in five seconds.”
Meanwhile back on the stage Starr pulls Cage up to his feet and tries to turn him around. Cage surprisingly comes to and throws a punch, as soon as he is turned around. Starr ducks and Cage’s shot takes out the ref. Starr kicks Cage in the gut and ENDs the Scene. He pulls Cage up and grasps his neck. He takes a run and go and hurls Andrew Cage off the stage. Cage rainbow’s through the air and crashes through two tables.
Adam Garros: ”What did I tell you, Laim?”
Liam O'Hare: ”…….I…….I”
Starr looks down at his accomplishment and smiles. He raises his hand in victory. All of a sudden you see Starr turned around and nailed with a big right hand.
Liam O'Hare: ”It’s the champ!”
Adam Garros: ”What the HELL is Murdoch doing?”
Adrian unloads on Starr and rams him into the curtain. Starr tries to fight back, but Adrian catches him and drives him down with a one armed spine buster. Adrian looks over at the chair and goes over and grabs it.
Liam O'Hare: ”He is getting revenge for his sister.”
Adam Garros: ”On Starr? He has a title defense tonight.”
Adrian takes the chair and unloads on Starr. He finally lets up and leaves through the curtain.
Liam O'Hare: ”Wow, it’s a massacre out there.”
You see Starr laid out on the stage and a few minutes later he begins to start moving. Meanwhile on the floor off the stage you can see Cage somehow get to his feet. He takes a few steps forward. Back on the stage you see Matt Starr pulling himself backup. He looks over and sees Cage pulling himself up from the edge of the stage. Starr mutters “fuck”, as he tries to intercept. Cage is back on the stage, as Starr throws a right. Cage’s foot slips out from under him and he falls to one knee and Starr’s punch goes over top of him. Cage quickly pulls himself back up and flips Starr over top of him. Starr goes flying over the stage and goes through the other two tables. The ref gets back to his feet just, as Starr crashes through and he calls for the bell.
Adam Garros: ”Wait didn’t Starr already wiin?”
Liam O'Hare: ”Nope the ref didn’t see it, so it didn’t happen.”
Announcer:”AAAAAAND YOUR WINNER ANDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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