Jet
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Post by Jet on Sept 19, 2011 22:59:22 GMT -5
STARR PRODUCTIONS
The transmission begins with Matt Starr standing in front of a microphone. Instead of his signature shades, he has on a pair of normal reading glasses. He has a headset on and he appears to be standing inside of a recording booth. The track for Tay Zonday's Chocolate rain begins to play in the background, as Matt takes a deep breath and approaches the microphone.
Tommy Sucks! Yes, Mr. Grace I'm talking about you. Tommy Sucks! You think you're the best, but you're really poo.
Tommy Sucks! If you don't agree, then you're on crack my friend. Tommy Sucks! Come Suicidal Tendencies, I'll be the new Xtreme Chaos Champion.
Tommy Sucks! If it ain't true than I wouldn't be saying it. Tommy Sucks! You may think I'm a bitch, but you're just full of shit.
Tommy Sucks! I don't even know who my opponents are this week. Tommy Sucks! I'm sure their not important, because facing me their forecast is bleak.
Tommy Sucks! I'm only doing this to entertain my tag partner. Tommy Sucks! He's a pretty alright dude named Bobby Eugene Walker.
Tommy Sucks! Yes, I'm ripping off Chocolate Rain. Tommy Sucks! When I kicked him last week it made him feel pain.
Tommy Sucks! Kneel before Starr, because he's the Internet Sensation. Tommy Sucks! When I whoop your ass next week you'll have no one to blame.
Tommy Sucks! I think I'm running this joke into the ground. Tommy Sucks! I think I'll step away from this mic now.
End Transmission
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