Post by \w/Chaosnmayhem\w/ on Dec 14, 2012 21:36:11 GMT -5
The CPW logo flashes across the screen, as yet another edition of Friday Night Pure Mayhem comes on the air. As is typically the case, thousands of cheering fans are shown as the camera pans around the arena to show as many of them as it possibly can. This continues for a few seconds longer, before finally settling on Nathan Jacobs in the center of the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is the opening match of the evening and it is set for one fall!
The lights start dancing to the opening riff of Overkill's “Devils In The Mist.” At the 0.31 mark, Onslaught and Zero, the War Machines, walk slowly onto the stage. They stand there, Onslaught staring straight at the ring while Zero glances around, smirking through his warpaint. At the 1:15 mark, they make their way down to the ring and step inside, Onslaught walking directly to their corner while Zero climbs the opposite one and spits red mist into the air.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, hailing from Hiroshima, Japan and representing United Abominations and weighing in at a total combined weight of four hundred and seventy-one pounds... Zero and Onslaught... THE WAR MACHINES!!!
Bolt: I'm not sure if I'd wanna make my debut against these two men especially not coming off the loss at All Hallows Eve!
Aaron: You gotta wonder what Zero has planned for the evening.
Bolt: I shudder to think...
Aaron: Exactly!
The lights dim amidst the swirling organ opening of Faith No More's "Be Aggressive." As the song kicks into its rollicking groove, M & M, Mercy DiRocco and Marissa Miretti, slowly make their way out to the entranceway. They stand still, wearing matching black hooded jackets with the hoods up, Mercy's hands in her pockets while Marissa's remain by her sides. They survey the crowd for a few moments, taking in the crowd's less than happy to see them reaction and enjoying every second of it. Finally, they reach up and toss their hoods off, Mercy shaking her head in disgust, Marissa just shrugging before making their way down to the ring. The two trot up the steps, unzipping their jackets as they go, and then enter the ring beneath the second rope. They each climb up onto opposite corners, spreading their arms out wide as the crowd does their best to make them feel unwelcome. They glare out at them, Mercy yelling and gesturing as if daring for them to come at her themselves while Marissa stands there looking both disgusted and amused. Still getting the same reaction, they grin back at each other, shrugging and waving the crowd off as they hop back down and removes their jackets, dropping them to the outside, coming together and leaning back in their corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing their seconds for the evening, the team of Mercy DiRocco and Marissa Miretti... M & M!!!
Bolt: These two jezebels...
Aaron: Aw, you're just saying that because you couldn't handle either one of them!
Bolt: I'm saying that because they've apparently turned on their own damn families!
Aaron: Well.. Julius has been called “Judas” before.. you really think his girlfriend would be any different?
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance begins to play throughout the arena, the lights dimming as "The Pep Princess" Jessie Dalton and "The Candy Girl" Audrey Carter step out into the entryway, heads bowed. The lights begin to flash in a strobe effect as the music picks up, Jessie wrapping her arms around her head and giving her hips a few shakes while Audrey begins to hop up and down excitedly. After a few moments, Audrey grabs her bag, beginning to toss pieces of candy out to the crowd as she makes her way down the ramp, Jessie following not far behind, shaking her pom poms overhead. As they reach the ring and climb in, they each climb a turnbuckle, shaking their pom poms and clapping along with the music to rile the crowd up. As the music stops, they meet in the center of the ring, beginning to call out in turn as they begin a cheer routine.
"I'm so sweet!"
"And I'm not sour!"
"We're infused with real cheer power!"
"If you like us, please don't blush!"
"Just enjoy your Sugar Rush!"
They raise their pom poms again, shaking them excitedly as the crowd cheers them on in return. Finally, they make their way to their corner, dropping the pom poms to the outside and waiting for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And their opponents, making their debut tonight weighing in at a total combined weight of two hundred and sixty-five pounds... the team of “The Pep Princess” Jessie Dalton and “The Candy Girl” Audrey Carter... let's hear it for SUGAR RUSH!!!
Bolt: These girls are some of the greatest balls of sunshine to roll into CPW in some time!
Aaron: Well, if they're half as hyped up on sugar as they play at...
Bolt: I'm sure it's just an act...
Aaron: Have you ever tried to talk to them? It's like bumping into Demona Angel after a binge only without the psychotic rage... they never... stop... talking...
Zero, Onslaught and M & M have a discussion in their corner before the bell sounds. Sugar Rush stands in their corner, glancing over nervously as they wait. M & M drop to the floor as Zero steps out onto the apron and the big man slowly steps to the center of the ring. Jessie and Audrey look to each other as Onslaught stops dead center, waiting for the Rush. Jessie and Audrey nod, turn and charge at the big drilling him with a pair of running dropkicks to the face. Audrey rolls out to the apron as Jessie hops up and runs back to the ropes. She rebounds off and hits a spinning heel kick to the face sending Onslaught reeling a couple of steps back. Jessie quickly tumbles over to her corner and tags in Audrey who slingshots herself up to the top rope, she pivots and launches her self into a huge moonsault. Onslaught catches her across his right shoulder and stands there as with her wriggling on his shoulder the crowd watches in stunned horror.
Bolt: Oh my God!
Aaron: She's in deep trouble now, Dolty!
Bolt: I can't believe he caught her like that!
Aaron: They haven't even gotten him off his feet yet!
Jessie stands up, slingshots herself up to the top rope just like Audrey did and pivots into another big moonsault. Onslaught catches her on his other shoulder and Sugar Rush starts wriggling on unison as they lie on their bellies across his shoulders. They slide through and give him a big double death drop ddt. They immediately pop right back up, grasp each other's hands and deliver a Paisan elbow to Onslaught's chest. Jessie and Audrey pop right back up and race to opposite sides of the ring, rebounding off the ropes simultaneously. They come running back and deliver matching senton splashes in stereo. They pop back up to their feet and hit matching standing moonsaults, Audrey holding for the cover as Jessie remains on top as well.
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Jessie sits Onslaught up and they deliver soccer kicks to either side of him, Audrey kicking his back, Jessie his chest. Onslaught grimaces as they run off to opposite sides of the ring again. They rebound again and come roaring back through with dropkicks to either side of him, again with Audrey hitting his back and Jessie his chest. Audrey turns around and starts bopping around as Jessie hits another running senton splash before covering.
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Bolt: They've had a shot at the big man twice now and...
Aaron: The Candy Girl's getting a little too close to the wrong corner here!
Bolt: No.. Audrey, no!
Aaron: This could be bad...
As Audrey dances passed the War Machines' corner on two, Zero mists her right in the face. Audrey staggers away, momentarily blinded as Jessie gets to her feet, unaware her partner's been incapacitated. Jessie runs to the ropes and Zero catches her coming in with a spinning back first to the back of the head. Jessie staggers forward and Onslaught catches her for the Wildrider. Audrey staggers to her feet and Onslaught clocks her with a big right. She staggers and he hooks her up, bringing her down hard in the Blitzwing. Zero nods at him and motion for him to send one to the corner. Onslaught shoves Audrey aside and pulls Jessie up to her feet, shoving her into the corner as he runs across the ring to the opposite ropes. Zero mists Jessie in the face and she slowly turns around into the onrushing Onslaught's Axe Bomber. Zero climbs to the top as Onslaught pulls Jessie up and hooks her out in front of him. Zero jumps off the top and completes the War Ensemble. Zero rolls into his corner as Onslaught hooks Jessie's leg...
1...
2...
3!!!
Bolt: You've got to be kidding me!
Aaron: He outsmarted somebody again!
Bolt: Outsmarted? He spit in both of their faces!
Aaron: And in doing so, stopped them in their tracks and pretty much ended their offense!
As Onslaught stands back up, M & M dive into the ring and roll Audrey over, quickly slapping on the Fate's Warning. Zero smirks as Audrey starts screaming out in pain, still partially blinded and having no idea what's really going on at all.
Bolt: Oh now come on!
Aaron: What, they're just making sure she knows Mercy's name...
Bolt: This is heinous! That poor girl can't see, her partner's unconscious and these two raving lunatics are gonna hurt her bad for no reason!
Aaron: They just wanna make sure she knows her name...
As Mercy screams at Audrey to say her name, Audrey screams bloody murder. Mercy and Marissa pull back on their respective holds as hard as they can and Audrey cries out louder and more shrilly, tears of agony rolling down her face and mixing with the red mist still covering her. Suddenly, the crowd explodes as Vicky Vicarri and Steve “Chuie” Johnson rush to the ring, steel pipes in hand. M & M release their holds and dive out to the floor to help Zero hold back Onslaught as Vicky and Chuie invite them all back in, Chuie waving his pipe while Vicky checks on the fallen Audrey and Jessie.
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following is a NON-TITLE MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
"Machinehead" by Bush hits the arena sound system, as Buddy Carson makes his way out onto the entrance ramp and begins to make his way down to the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, he is...BUDDY CARSON!!!
"Shackler's Revenge" by Guns N' Roses plays as the arena turns black and sprays a silver smoke on the stage. A spotlight appears on "The Hitman" Giovanni Vitali dressed in a trenchcoat over his tights and wearing expensive shades as he walks down the ramp to the steps. Giovanni has a confident grin on his face as he takes off his trenchcoat and glasses, setting them on the steps. He then jogs up the steps and goes through the ropes, stretching in his corner before the match begins.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And his opponent...he is the CURRENT Elimination Champion...GIOVANNI VITALI!!!
Bolt: Buddy Carson started off impressively, though the past few weeks haven't quite as kind to him. And considering who he's in the ring against right now...
Aaron: I'm not sure he can really afford to against somebody like Giovanni. This has the potential to be really ugly...
The referee looks at both competitors and calls for the bell, as the match is officially underway. Buddy Carson shakes his head and immediately runs across the ring as he nails Gio in the mouth with a hard right hand. He follows it up with another, and then another, as he completely has Giovanni knocked off balance. Gio tries to recover quickly, but he's unable to as Buddy backs him up against the ropes and shoots Gio across the ring. Buddy steps towards the center of the ring, and when Gio comes back on the rebound, Buddy slams Gio to the mat with a hip-toss! Gio hits the mat hard, but nonetheless starts to pull himself back up to his feet. Buddy tries to cut his efforts off as he steps towards Gio again, but Gio quickly brings an end to that with a hard uppercut! The impact sends Buddy stumbling back, as Gio shakes his head in annoyance.
Bolt: Buddy Carson is definitely an aggressive wrestler, and it seems like he had Giovanni Vitali just a bit off balance in the early going of this one...
Aaron: Yeah, well, give Mr. Vitali a few minutes to get situation. He'll be fine, Dolty! He always is...
Buddy regains his balance as he runs at Gio and catches him with a hard knee to the ribs, as Gio begins to double over in pain. Buddy grabs hold of Gio as he tries to pull him in for a quick suplex, but Gio is able to block the attempt. He catches Buddy in the side of the head with a hard elbow that knocks him away, and when Buddy rushes at Gio again to try and regain control, he ends up walking right into a fireman's carry! Buddy tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but Gio is quick to grab hold of him as he catches Buddy with a few hard knees in hopes of wearing him down. The blows seem to be effective, but Buddy is nonetheless able to shove Gio away from him. Gio stumbles back a few steps, as Buddy is once again quick to rush at Gio...only to walk right into a Headshot!
Bolt: And Buddy Carson is out after that one...
Aaron: I told you. You just need to give Giovanni a few minutes to warm up. As soon as he's ready to go...you aren't stopping him!
Giovanni Vitali smirks as he makes his way over to Buddy Carson. He then shakes his head as he quickly locks in The Assassination perfectly in the center of the ring. Buddy tries to hold on for a few seconds, but that's all he's able to manage as Buddy then quickly begins to tap out, the pain too much for him to handle.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The winner of this match...GIOVANNI VITALI!!!
Bolt: Talk about an impressive showing from the Elimination Champion!
Aaron: I dare you to find a better wrestler than him over the course of these past few months, Dolty. I dare you.
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following is a SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
After the fireworks explode and "Niggas In Paris" hits, Marcus and Solomon appear on the ramp giving each other a fist pound. Platinum Playa appears just a few steps behind them with a grin on his face. The three men walk down to the ring together. Upon reaching the ring, Marcus and Solomon pose in the center, as Playa stands behind them with an amused look on his face. The three of them then begin to wait for the arrival of their opponents.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, they are...THE HARD KNOCKS!!!
"Where Will We Go" by IAMDYNAMITE plays and "The Dynamo" Kent Blaze runs out to the stage and goes from side to side, pumping up the crowd. Kent then goes to the center of the stage and hops in place a few times as he points at the ring. He then makes a mad sprint down to the ramp and slides into the ring, then throws his arms out, looking at the ceiling on his knees. He hops to his feet and heads to the corner, hopping on the second rope to play to the crowd again before doing a backflip. Kent Blaze then stays in his corner and awaits the start of the match, still trying to pump up the audience.
The lights along the entryway take on a golden hue as "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach begins to play out through the arena. The Chicky Connection of Steve "Chuie" Johnson and Vicky Vicarri step out onto the ramp, the crowd cheering them loudly. Chuie throws up a fist, pumping it along with the music to pump up the crowd, while Vicky spreads her arms out, beckoning for them to be louder. The music picks up, Chuie pounding an arm across his chest while Vicky gives her hips a few shakes, golden pyro flaring off to each side of them. They make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with fans as they pass before climbing up the steps and into the ring. Each make their way to opposite sides of the ring, Vicky leaning out over the ropes to blow a kiss to the crowd while Chuie shakes the ropes on the other side, each then shouting out to the crowd to keep them fired up as they head to their corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And their opponents, they are the team of KENT BLAZE AND THE CHICKY CONNECTION!!!
Bolt: After all that they've been through, doesn't it bring a smile to your face to see Vicky and Chuie teaming again?
Aaron: Not really. But you know what will bring a smile to my face?
Bolt: I get the feeling that I don't want to know...
Aaron: Watching The Hard Knocks kick their asses and bring them back to reality!
Chuie and Marcus Johnson are the two in the ring, as the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. The fans cheer loudly as the two men almost immediately give them exactly what they want, both of them hurrying towards the center of the ring and exchanging hard right hands with one another. The two big men battle back and forth, with neither willing to give the other any sort of an advantage. Marcus is eventually able to gain one as he knocks Chuie back against the ropes and shoots him across the ring. When Chuie comes back on the rebound, Marcus lifts him up into the air as he delivers a devastating back body drop! Chuie hits the mat hard, but quickly tries to pull himself back up to his feet nonetheless. As soon as he's half way up, Marcus runs at Chuie and nails him with a hard kick to the head. Chuie drops back down to the mat, as Marcus stands in the center of the ring and begins to get booed by the fans in attendance. Marcus simply flashes a grin as he takes it in for a moment, before dragging Chuie back up to his feet.
Bolt: Both of these men are athletic freaks of nature, but Marcus Johnson is the one in control to start this match off!
Aaron: You know what I just noticed, Dolty?
Bolt: Do I want to know what you just noticed?
Aaron: Both of these men have the same last name.
Bolt: ...And?
Once Chuie is back up on his feet, Marcus Johnson grabs hold of him and delivers a hard knee to Chuie's ribs. Chuie doubles over in pain, as Marcus grabs hold of him and tries to set him for a suplex. Before he can lift Chuie into the air, however, Chuie catches Marcus in the side of the head with a hard elbow. Marcus lets go of Chuie for just a second, as Chuie shoves Marcus away from him. Marcus stumbles a few steps, but quickly regains his balance as he runs at Chuie, connecting with a shoulder block that sends Chuie stumbling. Marcus shakes his head as he bounces off of the ropes a second time and goes for a second shoulder block, only to have Chuie lift him into the air as he delivers a devastating sidewalk slam! The fans cheer on the impact, as Marcus rolls out of the way and tries to create some space as he pulls himself back up to his feet. Unfortunately for him, as soon as he makes it back up to his feet, Chuie takes him right back down to the mat with a hard clothesline! Chuie quickly hurries over to his corner and tags Vicky into the match, the fans cheering loudly as he does so. Chuie grabs hold of Vicky and lifts her above his head, walking over towards Marcus. Chuie drops Vicky onto him with a press slam, as Vicky remains on top of Marcus and hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
TH--Marcus powers out!
Bolt: Marcus was able to kick out there, but you have to love the teamwork that we're seeing from Chuie and Vicky in this one!
Aaron: Could you possibly be any more biased?
Vicky steps back and waits for Marcus to make it back up to his feet, before quickly running forward and trying to knock him off balance with a kick to the ribs. Unfortunately for her, Marcus grabs hold of her foot and pulls her in, as he then sends her to the mat with an overhead suplex! Vicky hits the mat hard, as Marcus heads over to his corner of the ring and tags Solomon into the match. Solomon steps into the ring and grins, as Vicky starts to pull herself back up to her feet. As soon as she gets up, Solomon runs across the ring at her as he connects with a massive clothesline. The much smaller Vicky hits the mat yet again, as Solomon quickly grabs hold of her and drags her back up. He shoves Vicky back against a nearby turnbuckle before taking a few steps back. Solomon then runs forward and tries to deliver a splash, but Vicky is able to duck out of the way at the last possible second! Solomon crashes into the turnbuckle instead, as he stumbles back a few steps and is caught with a handspring back elbow! Solomon just barely stays on his feet, as Vicky bounces off of the ropes and leaps at Solomon, this time planting the big man on the mat with a DDT! Vicky drops on top of him and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
TH--Solomon powers out!
Bolt: Vicky's being resourceful, and it looks like her team is getting closer and closer to winning!
Solomon rolls out of the way and starts to pull himself back up to his feet, as Vicky tries to hurry over to her corner to tag someone into the match to keep the momentum rolling. Unfortunately for her, Solomon Guyton grabs hold of her leg to stop her just before she can tag Kent Blaze into the match. Solomon tries to pull Vicky back in towards him, but she ducks underneath his attempted clothesline and bounces off of the ropes. Once again, Solomon tries to take her down but fails, as Vicky manages to tag Kent into the match. The fans cheer loudly as Kent springboards into the ring and takes Solomon down with a springboard dropkick! Solomon hits the mat with a thud. Solomon tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but Kent catches him in the mouth with a hard knee shot to send him down to the mat. Kent then quickly positions himself near Solomon, as he leaps into the air and lands on Solomon with a standing shooting star press! Kent hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR---Marcus and Playa both enter the ring and begin to stomp away on Kent Blaze.
Bolt: This isn't looking good for Kent...
Aaron: No, but it's fun for me to watch!
Marcus and Playa continue to stomp away at Kent, as Solomon pulls himself back up to his feet and does the same. The referee eventually realizes that they're not going to stop and calls for the bell, as Vicky and Chuie both hurry into the ring to fight off the three men who are attacking their partner. Chuie and Marcus begin to slug it out briefly, the fans cheering, but Playa calls for them to leave the ring as the fans boo. Marcus and Solomon both oblige as all three men begin to back up the ramp. Kent struggles to pull himself back up to his feet, as Playa can be heard yelling that he's just "waiting until King of Chaos.", as he grins. Kent looks frustrated, as Vicky and Chuie check to make sure that he's okay.
Aaron: You heard him, Dolty! Wear down people like Kent now...and then reap the rewards at King of Chaos. It's brilliant!
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following is a NON-TITLE MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
"Real World" begins to play, Cassie Evans appearing at the top of the ramp. She tosses her arms up in the air, catching a positive reaction in return. Cassie smiles, the warm welcome seeming to grow on her. She begins to make her way down to the ring, stretching an arm out to slap hands with the fans as she passes. Trotting up the steps, she winks cockily to the crowd before climbing in to prepare for the match.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, she is...CASSIE EVANS!!!
The Animal starts playing as gold lighting envelops the arena. 40 seconds after it starts, the new CPW Air Raid champion makes his entrance, in his usual ring attire, with his black and gold sleeveless hooded robe. He makes his way to the ring with a slow and methodical pace. He stops walking once he gets to the top of the ramp, looks at the entire crowd and does a salute before he walks at a slow pace. he slides into the ring and gets up. He climbs onto one of the turnbuckles and salutes the crowd. He gets off the turnbuckle and removes his hood to reveal his half painted face, his "Ignore The Hate" muscle shirt, and the Air Raid title strapped around his waist. Then, he removes his shirt, and tosses it to the crowd, before he stands at a corner like a statue while raising his title his above his head.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And her opponent...he is the current Air Raid Champion...FRANCISCO LOPEZ!!!
Bolt: It's not often where we get to see a match between two very good wrestlers who have a ton of respect for one another, but...
Aaron: Don't try to make this sound like a good thing, Dolty. Please don't...
Aaron can only shake his head as Cassie and Lopez step towards the center of the ring and shake hands, before waiting for the referee to call for the bell.
Aaron: You see that? Stuff like that makes me sick...
Bolt rolls his eyes and continues to argue with his broadcast partner, as the match is officially underway. Cassie and Lopez both begin to circle around the ring before meeting in the center and grappling up. The two of them struggle for the advantage, as Francisco Lopez is able to gain it rather easily as he backs Cassie up against the ropes and shoots her across the ring. Lopez is quick to meet her on the rebound, as he runs forward and takes her down to the mat in the center of the ring with a clubbing blow. Cassie tries to pull herself back up to her feet, as Lopez meets her in the center of the ring with a hard chop to the chest that staggers her. Cassie tries to regain her balance, but she's unable to before Lopez catches her with a second chop that's even harder than the first one. Cassie once again is knocked off balance, as Lopez quickly grabs hold of her and pulls her in. He catches her with a hard knee to the ribs to double her over, before lifting Cassie into the air and delivering a devastating vertical suplex! Cassie hits the mat hard, as Lopez rolls on top of her and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
T---Cassie gets the shoulder up!
Bolt: An impressive start to this one by the Air Raid champion, and it's really hard to ignore the kind of roll that he's been on these past few months!
Aaron: Yeah, but if he really wants my respect, he'll find a way to win this match as quickly as he possibly can!
Francisco Lopez quickly grabs hold of Cassie and begins to drag her back up to her feet, as he backs her up against the ropes and once again, shoots her across the ring. This time when she comes back on the rebound, Lopez tries to lift her into the air for a tilt-a-whirl slam -- only to have Cassie instead just barely catch Lopez, as she sends him to the mat with a headscissors takedown! The fans start to cheer as Lopez hits the mat hard. Lopez is quick to pull himself back up to his feet, but as soon as he takes a step towards Cassie he's once again taken down to the mat -- this time by a dropkick! Cassie quickly goes for the cover afterwards, as the referee drops down and counts the...
ONE!
TWO!
T---Lopez kicks out!
Bolt: And that little burst of offense right there got Cassie back into this one!
Aaron: This is going to be one of those horrible back and forth matches that our fans seem to love, isn't it?
Lopez starts to pull himself back up to his feet, as Cassie quickly hurries over towards him and locks in a front facelock as she hopes to wear him down. It seems as though she's succeeding, but as soon as Lopez manages to pull himself back up to his feet, he manages to catch Cassie with a hard knee to the ribs that gets her to double over in pain. He follows it up with a second, and then a third, before pulling Cassie down to the mat and trying to lock in a kimura! Before he can properly lock the hold in, Cassie is able to scurry over to the ropes as she grabs hold of them and forces a break. Lopez releases the hold as Cassie pulls herself back up to her feet, the fans cheering for her as she does so. She takes a few steps away from the ropes and tries to grapple up with Lopez, but Lopez ducks underneath the attempt and quickly grabs hold of Cassie, sending her down to the mat with an Orton backbreaker just a moment later! He then drops down on top of her and hooks the leg, as the referee counts the...
ONE!
TWO!
THR--Cassie kicks out!
Bolt: Lopez waited for the right moment to strike, and he nearly won the match right there! Still, Cassie's showing that she's got a ton of fight left in her!
Aaron: Unfortunately...
Cassie Evans slowly tries to crawl back up to her feet, as Francisco Lopez flashes a quick grin and calls for the fans to get excited. He stands ready and waiting, and as soon as Cassie is halfway up, Lopez tries to deliver a perfectly timed muay thai kick to her chest. Unfortunately for him, Cassie has it scouted perfectly as she ducks underneath the kick. Lopez tries to regain his balance after the kick, but Cassie quickly grabs hold of him and rolls Lopez up.
ONE!
TWO!
TH---Lopez kicks out!
Bolt: Oh, that was close!
Lopez pulls himself back up to his feet, as Cassie bounces off of the ropes and rushes at him. Lopez tries to take her down with a clubbing blow, but Cassie ducks underneath it and continues to run. She bounces off of the ropes again, and when Lopez turns around to face her, Cassie sends him down to the mat with a slingblade! Lopez hits the mat hard, as Cassie goes for yet another pin attempt!
ONE!
TWO!
THR---no! Lopez kicks out a second time!
Bolt: That's two nearfalls in a row for Cassie Evans, who is really trying to put this match away!
Aaron: And yet, she's failing me. What a surprise...
Lopez tries to pull himself back up to his feet, as Cassie wisely positions herself behind him and waits for the right moment to strike. As soon as he's up, she tries to bring him Back to Reality, but unfortunately, Lopez is just barely able to grab onto the ropes in time! Cassie's back hits the mat hard, as Lopez quickly turns around and tries to drag Cassie back up to her feet. He grabs hold of her and sets her up for a Cross Rhodes -- planting her on the mat just a moment later. He drops down on top of Cassie and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR---NO! Cassie kicks out in time!
Bolt: Great job kicking out of that one by Cassie Evans! What a match this has been!
Aaron: Now if only it would end...
Francisco Lopez grabs hold of Cassie as he drags her back up to her feet and shoves her against the ropes. Cassie grabs hold of them and tries to stay upright, as Lopez steps back towards the center of the ring. As soon as she's completely regained her balance, Cassie rushes at Lopez and tries to regain some momentum, as he tries to kick her head off with a Holy Kick! Cassie is just barely able to duck underneath the attempt, and when Lopez turns around to face her before he's fully regained his balance, Cassie takes advantage and sends him to the mat with Valium Skies! The fans cheer as Cassie hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The winner of this match...CASSIE EVANS!!!
Bolt: Cassie and Francisco Lopez both gave it a great effort tonight, and even though Cassie was the winner...both of these wrestlers have a lot to be proud of!
Aaron: And now it's time for them to beat the hell out of each other...right?
Francisco Lopez pulls himself back up to his feet as Cassie Evans once again extends a hand for Lopez to shake, which he does without hesitation.
Aaron: Damn it...
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following tag team contest is a special King of Chaos preview and is set for one fall!
"Just A Girl" bounces throughout the arena and Bella Donna walks slowly out onto the stage. At the 0.29 mark, she starts skipping down the aisle, seemingly in her own little world. She wanders up into the ring and waits patiently in her corner for what is to come.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, from the Gates of Truth and weighing in at one hundred and five pounds... representing Sanitarium... BELLA DONNA!!!
The arena lights go completely out as the sound of flies fills the arena. Bright lights flash on beat with two hard drum hits. The drums are hit again as PIG's 'Everything' fills the arena. The arena lights turn to a dark purple as random lights flash on and off in sync with the synthesizer as the crowd boos intensely. Hyde walks out on the stage, wearing a leather trench coat with a hood pulled over his masked head. He stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, his head tilted, the crowd not letting up with their jeers. As soon as the chugging guitar starts, he makes his way down the ramp, walking with a purpose toward the ring. He stops at the end of the ramp, looking all around him before before slowly climbs up the ring steps, stopping at the top and looking over the crowd again. The crowd lets out another series of boos as he hops in the ring. He climbs the furthest turnbuckle, throwing his hood back and staring out over the crowd, tilting his head again. The arena lights go back to normal as he jumps down and takes his trench coat off. He tosses the coat out of the ring and adjusts his gloves, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Her tag team partner, hailing from The Shadows of Sanity and weighing in at two hundred and seventy-four pounds... this is HYDE!!!
BRINGING DOWN THE GIANT!
Those words echo throughout the arena, as Saving Abel's "Bringing Down the Giant" begins to play. At about 15 seconds into the song, we see Alex Evans appear at the top of the ramp. His Cody Rhodesesque hood is flung over his head, as he stares out into the crowd. He has an eager look on his face, as he throws a punch in the air. He lowers his hood, before he begins to walk down toward the ring. He seems full of energy, as he slaps hands with some fans on the way down. He quickly runs up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. Alex runs over to the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle where he just stands there looking out towards the crowd. He then unzips his jacket, before throwing the jacket to the outside. Alex then drops back down to the mat and awaits the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Their opponents, hailing from Park County, Colorado and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-one pounds... “The New Black Sheep” ALEX EVANS!!!
The lights of the arena dim as "Slither" begins to play over the arena sound system. At the :14 second mark, Kline Cambria makes his way out onto the entrance ramp with a smirk on his face as pyro showers down from all around him. He remains there until the :27 second mark of the song, at which point he finally begins to make his way down the ramp. He slaps hands with the occasional fan on the way down to the ring. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs up the stairs and steps into it. He make his way over to a turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope, posing for a moment to get the crowd hyped up for the upcoming match. He then hops down and waits for the match to begin in his corner of the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And his partner, hailing from New York City and weighing in at two hundred and seventy-five pounds... the CPW Devastation Champion... KLINE CAMBRIA!!!
Bolt: These are some interesting tag teams we've got here tonight...
Aaron: Interesting? Two certifiable psychos, an ex-con and a kid who doesn't know when to say when on beatings... you call THAT interesting?
Bolt: What would you call it?
Aaron: An execution!
The bell sounds and all four competitors rush in. Hyde and Kline Cambria start exchanging punches while Alex Evans and Bella Donna do the same. Alex ducks under a shot and gives her a big dropkick that sends Bella stumbling into the ropes. He runs over and clotheslines her over the top. Bella tumbles over the ropes, hits the apron and lands with a thud on the floor. Alex nods, grabbing the top ropes as Bella staggers up and stumbles drunkenly towards the railing not really sure where she's at. Alex slingshots himself up, launching himself over the top. Bella barely sees him coming and moves out of the way allowing Alex to smash himself hard into the guardrail, busting himself wide open.
Bolt: That young man, God bless him, I don't know how he is still functioning after the beatings he's taken in the last month or so!
Aaron: He's an idiot.. if people hit me the way Darren Lellout was hitting him...
Bolt: You'd be dead?
Aaron: I damn sure wouldn't beg him to do it again and again!
Hyde and Kline trade shots, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline. They slug each other over and over again, drawing blood from both, Kline's mouth and nose giving way while Hyde's own gore trickles out through his mask some. Hyde finally ducks a Kline shot, kick him in the gut and goes for a powerbomb-type move. Kline back drops him and turn to meet him as the mask man gets back to his feet and they tee off on each other all over again, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline.
Bolt: These two men look like they wanna execute some homemade plastic surgery with just their fists!
Aaron: With these two, what other surgical instruments do they require?
Bolt: I'm not sure I wanna find out what they'd do with further plunder.
Aaron: Party pooper!
As Hyde and Kline continue to wail on each other, Alex staggers up on the floor and ducks a Bella Donna spinning heel kick. She crashes to the floor and Alex climbs up onto the apron. He springboards up and launches himself at Kline and Hyde, drilling Hyde with a wicked flying clothesline. Kline staggers back out of the way and Bella pulls his ankles before shooting back in under the bottom rope herself. Alex runs to the ropes, looking to give a big move to Hyde and on the rebound runs right into Childhood's End from Bella. She turns and gives Kline a baseball slide as Hyde hooks Alex up and delivers the Dark Side. He invites Bella to take the cover and she does, hooking the leg.
1...
2...
3!!!
As Bella starts to stand up, Hyde clocks her from behind. He sets to go for the Dark Side on her when Bo Slade comes running down the aisle. He dives into the ring and Hyde immediately releases Bella and backs off. The masked man steps out through the ropes, never taking his gaze away from Bo as he backs away to the aisle and then all the way back up the ramp. Halfway up, Kline Cambria comes charging up after him and the two start wailing on each other all over again. Security rushes in to break the two up as Bo checks on Bella with Alex standing in a corner watching the fight in the aisle.
Bolt: Man.. if Hyde and Kline draw each other in this tournament...
Aaron: It'll be a war but.. did you see Hyde back off from Bo?
Bolt: I did.. and I don't know what to make of that...
Aaron: Could we really have just seen Hyde be intimidated by somebody?
Bolt: That is a damn good question, Aaron and I don't know...
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is the opening match of the evening and it is set for one fall!
The lights start dancing to the opening riff of Overkill's “Devils In The Mist.” At the 0.31 mark, Onslaught and Zero, the War Machines, walk slowly onto the stage. They stand there, Onslaught staring straight at the ring while Zero glances around, smirking through his warpaint. At the 1:15 mark, they make their way down to the ring and step inside, Onslaught walking directly to their corner while Zero climbs the opposite one and spits red mist into the air.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, hailing from Hiroshima, Japan and representing United Abominations and weighing in at a total combined weight of four hundred and seventy-one pounds... Zero and Onslaught... THE WAR MACHINES!!!
Bolt: I'm not sure if I'd wanna make my debut against these two men especially not coming off the loss at All Hallows Eve!
Aaron: You gotta wonder what Zero has planned for the evening.
Bolt: I shudder to think...
Aaron: Exactly!
The lights dim amidst the swirling organ opening of Faith No More's "Be Aggressive." As the song kicks into its rollicking groove, M & M, Mercy DiRocco and Marissa Miretti, slowly make their way out to the entranceway. They stand still, wearing matching black hooded jackets with the hoods up, Mercy's hands in her pockets while Marissa's remain by her sides. They survey the crowd for a few moments, taking in the crowd's less than happy to see them reaction and enjoying every second of it. Finally, they reach up and toss their hoods off, Mercy shaking her head in disgust, Marissa just shrugging before making their way down to the ring. The two trot up the steps, unzipping their jackets as they go, and then enter the ring beneath the second rope. They each climb up onto opposite corners, spreading their arms out wide as the crowd does their best to make them feel unwelcome. They glare out at them, Mercy yelling and gesturing as if daring for them to come at her themselves while Marissa stands there looking both disgusted and amused. Still getting the same reaction, they grin back at each other, shrugging and waving the crowd off as they hop back down and removes their jackets, dropping them to the outside, coming together and leaning back in their corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing their seconds for the evening, the team of Mercy DiRocco and Marissa Miretti... M & M!!!
Bolt: These two jezebels...
Aaron: Aw, you're just saying that because you couldn't handle either one of them!
Bolt: I'm saying that because they've apparently turned on their own damn families!
Aaron: Well.. Julius has been called “Judas” before.. you really think his girlfriend would be any different?
"Planetary (Go!)" by My Chemical Romance begins to play throughout the arena, the lights dimming as "The Pep Princess" Jessie Dalton and "The Candy Girl" Audrey Carter step out into the entryway, heads bowed. The lights begin to flash in a strobe effect as the music picks up, Jessie wrapping her arms around her head and giving her hips a few shakes while Audrey begins to hop up and down excitedly. After a few moments, Audrey grabs her bag, beginning to toss pieces of candy out to the crowd as she makes her way down the ramp, Jessie following not far behind, shaking her pom poms overhead. As they reach the ring and climb in, they each climb a turnbuckle, shaking their pom poms and clapping along with the music to rile the crowd up. As the music stops, they meet in the center of the ring, beginning to call out in turn as they begin a cheer routine.
"I'm so sweet!"
"And I'm not sour!"
"We're infused with real cheer power!"
"If you like us, please don't blush!"
"Just enjoy your Sugar Rush!"
They raise their pom poms again, shaking them excitedly as the crowd cheers them on in return. Finally, they make their way to their corner, dropping the pom poms to the outside and waiting for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And their opponents, making their debut tonight weighing in at a total combined weight of two hundred and sixty-five pounds... the team of “The Pep Princess” Jessie Dalton and “The Candy Girl” Audrey Carter... let's hear it for SUGAR RUSH!!!
Bolt: These girls are some of the greatest balls of sunshine to roll into CPW in some time!
Aaron: Well, if they're half as hyped up on sugar as they play at...
Bolt: I'm sure it's just an act...
Aaron: Have you ever tried to talk to them? It's like bumping into Demona Angel after a binge only without the psychotic rage... they never... stop... talking...
Zero, Onslaught and M & M have a discussion in their corner before the bell sounds. Sugar Rush stands in their corner, glancing over nervously as they wait. M & M drop to the floor as Zero steps out onto the apron and the big man slowly steps to the center of the ring. Jessie and Audrey look to each other as Onslaught stops dead center, waiting for the Rush. Jessie and Audrey nod, turn and charge at the big drilling him with a pair of running dropkicks to the face. Audrey rolls out to the apron as Jessie hops up and runs back to the ropes. She rebounds off and hits a spinning heel kick to the face sending Onslaught reeling a couple of steps back. Jessie quickly tumbles over to her corner and tags in Audrey who slingshots herself up to the top rope, she pivots and launches her self into a huge moonsault. Onslaught catches her across his right shoulder and stands there as with her wriggling on his shoulder the crowd watches in stunned horror.
Bolt: Oh my God!
Aaron: She's in deep trouble now, Dolty!
Bolt: I can't believe he caught her like that!
Aaron: They haven't even gotten him off his feet yet!
Jessie stands up, slingshots herself up to the top rope just like Audrey did and pivots into another big moonsault. Onslaught catches her on his other shoulder and Sugar Rush starts wriggling on unison as they lie on their bellies across his shoulders. They slide through and give him a big double death drop ddt. They immediately pop right back up, grasp each other's hands and deliver a Paisan elbow to Onslaught's chest. Jessie and Audrey pop right back up and race to opposite sides of the ring, rebounding off the ropes simultaneously. They come running back and deliver matching senton splashes in stereo. They pop back up to their feet and hit matching standing moonsaults, Audrey holding for the cover as Jessie remains on top as well.
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Jessie sits Onslaught up and they deliver soccer kicks to either side of him, Audrey kicking his back, Jessie his chest. Onslaught grimaces as they run off to opposite sides of the ring again. They rebound again and come roaring back through with dropkicks to either side of him, again with Audrey hitting his back and Jessie his chest. Audrey turns around and starts bopping around as Jessie hits another running senton splash before covering.
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
Bolt: They've had a shot at the big man twice now and...
Aaron: The Candy Girl's getting a little too close to the wrong corner here!
Bolt: No.. Audrey, no!
Aaron: This could be bad...
As Audrey dances passed the War Machines' corner on two, Zero mists her right in the face. Audrey staggers away, momentarily blinded as Jessie gets to her feet, unaware her partner's been incapacitated. Jessie runs to the ropes and Zero catches her coming in with a spinning back first to the back of the head. Jessie staggers forward and Onslaught catches her for the Wildrider. Audrey staggers to her feet and Onslaught clocks her with a big right. She staggers and he hooks her up, bringing her down hard in the Blitzwing. Zero nods at him and motion for him to send one to the corner. Onslaught shoves Audrey aside and pulls Jessie up to her feet, shoving her into the corner as he runs across the ring to the opposite ropes. Zero mists Jessie in the face and she slowly turns around into the onrushing Onslaught's Axe Bomber. Zero climbs to the top as Onslaught pulls Jessie up and hooks her out in front of him. Zero jumps off the top and completes the War Ensemble. Zero rolls into his corner as Onslaught hooks Jessie's leg...
1...
2...
3!!!
Bolt: You've got to be kidding me!
Aaron: He outsmarted somebody again!
Bolt: Outsmarted? He spit in both of their faces!
Aaron: And in doing so, stopped them in their tracks and pretty much ended their offense!
As Onslaught stands back up, M & M dive into the ring and roll Audrey over, quickly slapping on the Fate's Warning. Zero smirks as Audrey starts screaming out in pain, still partially blinded and having no idea what's really going on at all.
Bolt: Oh now come on!
Aaron: What, they're just making sure she knows Mercy's name...
Bolt: This is heinous! That poor girl can't see, her partner's unconscious and these two raving lunatics are gonna hurt her bad for no reason!
Aaron: They just wanna make sure she knows her name...
As Mercy screams at Audrey to say her name, Audrey screams bloody murder. Mercy and Marissa pull back on their respective holds as hard as they can and Audrey cries out louder and more shrilly, tears of agony rolling down her face and mixing with the red mist still covering her. Suddenly, the crowd explodes as Vicky Vicarri and Steve “Chuie” Johnson rush to the ring, steel pipes in hand. M & M release their holds and dive out to the floor to help Zero hold back Onslaught as Vicky and Chuie invite them all back in, Chuie waving his pipe while Vicky checks on the fallen Audrey and Jessie.
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following is a NON-TITLE MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
"Machinehead" by Bush hits the arena sound system, as Buddy Carson makes his way out onto the entrance ramp and begins to make his way down to the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, he is...BUDDY CARSON!!!
"Shackler's Revenge" by Guns N' Roses plays as the arena turns black and sprays a silver smoke on the stage. A spotlight appears on "The Hitman" Giovanni Vitali dressed in a trenchcoat over his tights and wearing expensive shades as he walks down the ramp to the steps. Giovanni has a confident grin on his face as he takes off his trenchcoat and glasses, setting them on the steps. He then jogs up the steps and goes through the ropes, stretching in his corner before the match begins.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And his opponent...he is the CURRENT Elimination Champion...GIOVANNI VITALI!!!
Bolt: Buddy Carson started off impressively, though the past few weeks haven't quite as kind to him. And considering who he's in the ring against right now...
Aaron: I'm not sure he can really afford to against somebody like Giovanni. This has the potential to be really ugly...
The referee looks at both competitors and calls for the bell, as the match is officially underway. Buddy Carson shakes his head and immediately runs across the ring as he nails Gio in the mouth with a hard right hand. He follows it up with another, and then another, as he completely has Giovanni knocked off balance. Gio tries to recover quickly, but he's unable to as Buddy backs him up against the ropes and shoots Gio across the ring. Buddy steps towards the center of the ring, and when Gio comes back on the rebound, Buddy slams Gio to the mat with a hip-toss! Gio hits the mat hard, but nonetheless starts to pull himself back up to his feet. Buddy tries to cut his efforts off as he steps towards Gio again, but Gio quickly brings an end to that with a hard uppercut! The impact sends Buddy stumbling back, as Gio shakes his head in annoyance.
Bolt: Buddy Carson is definitely an aggressive wrestler, and it seems like he had Giovanni Vitali just a bit off balance in the early going of this one...
Aaron: Yeah, well, give Mr. Vitali a few minutes to get situation. He'll be fine, Dolty! He always is...
Buddy regains his balance as he runs at Gio and catches him with a hard knee to the ribs, as Gio begins to double over in pain. Buddy grabs hold of Gio as he tries to pull him in for a quick suplex, but Gio is able to block the attempt. He catches Buddy in the side of the head with a hard elbow that knocks him away, and when Buddy rushes at Gio again to try and regain control, he ends up walking right into a fireman's carry! Buddy tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but Gio is quick to grab hold of him as he catches Buddy with a few hard knees in hopes of wearing him down. The blows seem to be effective, but Buddy is nonetheless able to shove Gio away from him. Gio stumbles back a few steps, as Buddy is once again quick to rush at Gio...only to walk right into a Headshot!
Bolt: And Buddy Carson is out after that one...
Aaron: I told you. You just need to give Giovanni a few minutes to warm up. As soon as he's ready to go...you aren't stopping him!
Giovanni Vitali smirks as he makes his way over to Buddy Carson. He then shakes his head as he quickly locks in The Assassination perfectly in the center of the ring. Buddy tries to hold on for a few seconds, but that's all he's able to manage as Buddy then quickly begins to tap out, the pain too much for him to handle.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The winner of this match...GIOVANNI VITALI!!!
Bolt: Talk about an impressive showing from the Elimination Champion!
Aaron: I dare you to find a better wrestler than him over the course of these past few months, Dolty. I dare you.
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following is a SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
After the fireworks explode and "Niggas In Paris" hits, Marcus and Solomon appear on the ramp giving each other a fist pound. Platinum Playa appears just a few steps behind them with a grin on his face. The three men walk down to the ring together. Upon reaching the ring, Marcus and Solomon pose in the center, as Playa stands behind them with an amused look on his face. The three of them then begin to wait for the arrival of their opponents.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, they are...THE HARD KNOCKS!!!
"Where Will We Go" by IAMDYNAMITE plays and "The Dynamo" Kent Blaze runs out to the stage and goes from side to side, pumping up the crowd. Kent then goes to the center of the stage and hops in place a few times as he points at the ring. He then makes a mad sprint down to the ramp and slides into the ring, then throws his arms out, looking at the ceiling on his knees. He hops to his feet and heads to the corner, hopping on the second rope to play to the crowd again before doing a backflip. Kent Blaze then stays in his corner and awaits the start of the match, still trying to pump up the audience.
The lights along the entryway take on a golden hue as "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach begins to play out through the arena. The Chicky Connection of Steve "Chuie" Johnson and Vicky Vicarri step out onto the ramp, the crowd cheering them loudly. Chuie throws up a fist, pumping it along with the music to pump up the crowd, while Vicky spreads her arms out, beckoning for them to be louder. The music picks up, Chuie pounding an arm across his chest while Vicky gives her hips a few shakes, golden pyro flaring off to each side of them. They make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with fans as they pass before climbing up the steps and into the ring. Each make their way to opposite sides of the ring, Vicky leaning out over the ropes to blow a kiss to the crowd while Chuie shakes the ropes on the other side, each then shouting out to the crowd to keep them fired up as they head to their corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And their opponents, they are the team of KENT BLAZE AND THE CHICKY CONNECTION!!!
Bolt: After all that they've been through, doesn't it bring a smile to your face to see Vicky and Chuie teaming again?
Aaron: Not really. But you know what will bring a smile to my face?
Bolt: I get the feeling that I don't want to know...
Aaron: Watching The Hard Knocks kick their asses and bring them back to reality!
Chuie and Marcus Johnson are the two in the ring, as the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. The fans cheer loudly as the two men almost immediately give them exactly what they want, both of them hurrying towards the center of the ring and exchanging hard right hands with one another. The two big men battle back and forth, with neither willing to give the other any sort of an advantage. Marcus is eventually able to gain one as he knocks Chuie back against the ropes and shoots him across the ring. When Chuie comes back on the rebound, Marcus lifts him up into the air as he delivers a devastating back body drop! Chuie hits the mat hard, but quickly tries to pull himself back up to his feet nonetheless. As soon as he's half way up, Marcus runs at Chuie and nails him with a hard kick to the head. Chuie drops back down to the mat, as Marcus stands in the center of the ring and begins to get booed by the fans in attendance. Marcus simply flashes a grin as he takes it in for a moment, before dragging Chuie back up to his feet.
Bolt: Both of these men are athletic freaks of nature, but Marcus Johnson is the one in control to start this match off!
Aaron: You know what I just noticed, Dolty?
Bolt: Do I want to know what you just noticed?
Aaron: Both of these men have the same last name.
Bolt: ...And?
Once Chuie is back up on his feet, Marcus Johnson grabs hold of him and delivers a hard knee to Chuie's ribs. Chuie doubles over in pain, as Marcus grabs hold of him and tries to set him for a suplex. Before he can lift Chuie into the air, however, Chuie catches Marcus in the side of the head with a hard elbow. Marcus lets go of Chuie for just a second, as Chuie shoves Marcus away from him. Marcus stumbles a few steps, but quickly regains his balance as he runs at Chuie, connecting with a shoulder block that sends Chuie stumbling. Marcus shakes his head as he bounces off of the ropes a second time and goes for a second shoulder block, only to have Chuie lift him into the air as he delivers a devastating sidewalk slam! The fans cheer on the impact, as Marcus rolls out of the way and tries to create some space as he pulls himself back up to his feet. Unfortunately for him, as soon as he makes it back up to his feet, Chuie takes him right back down to the mat with a hard clothesline! Chuie quickly hurries over to his corner and tags Vicky into the match, the fans cheering loudly as he does so. Chuie grabs hold of Vicky and lifts her above his head, walking over towards Marcus. Chuie drops Vicky onto him with a press slam, as Vicky remains on top of Marcus and hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
TH--Marcus powers out!
Bolt: Marcus was able to kick out there, but you have to love the teamwork that we're seeing from Chuie and Vicky in this one!
Aaron: Could you possibly be any more biased?
Vicky steps back and waits for Marcus to make it back up to his feet, before quickly running forward and trying to knock him off balance with a kick to the ribs. Unfortunately for her, Marcus grabs hold of her foot and pulls her in, as he then sends her to the mat with an overhead suplex! Vicky hits the mat hard, as Marcus heads over to his corner of the ring and tags Solomon into the match. Solomon steps into the ring and grins, as Vicky starts to pull herself back up to her feet. As soon as she gets up, Solomon runs across the ring at her as he connects with a massive clothesline. The much smaller Vicky hits the mat yet again, as Solomon quickly grabs hold of her and drags her back up. He shoves Vicky back against a nearby turnbuckle before taking a few steps back. Solomon then runs forward and tries to deliver a splash, but Vicky is able to duck out of the way at the last possible second! Solomon crashes into the turnbuckle instead, as he stumbles back a few steps and is caught with a handspring back elbow! Solomon just barely stays on his feet, as Vicky bounces off of the ropes and leaps at Solomon, this time planting the big man on the mat with a DDT! Vicky drops on top of him and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
TH--Solomon powers out!
Bolt: Vicky's being resourceful, and it looks like her team is getting closer and closer to winning!
Solomon rolls out of the way and starts to pull himself back up to his feet, as Vicky tries to hurry over to her corner to tag someone into the match to keep the momentum rolling. Unfortunately for her, Solomon Guyton grabs hold of her leg to stop her just before she can tag Kent Blaze into the match. Solomon tries to pull Vicky back in towards him, but she ducks underneath his attempted clothesline and bounces off of the ropes. Once again, Solomon tries to take her down but fails, as Vicky manages to tag Kent into the match. The fans cheer loudly as Kent springboards into the ring and takes Solomon down with a springboard dropkick! Solomon hits the mat with a thud. Solomon tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but Kent catches him in the mouth with a hard knee shot to send him down to the mat. Kent then quickly positions himself near Solomon, as he leaps into the air and lands on Solomon with a standing shooting star press! Kent hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR---Marcus and Playa both enter the ring and begin to stomp away on Kent Blaze.
Bolt: This isn't looking good for Kent...
Aaron: No, but it's fun for me to watch!
Marcus and Playa continue to stomp away at Kent, as Solomon pulls himself back up to his feet and does the same. The referee eventually realizes that they're not going to stop and calls for the bell, as Vicky and Chuie both hurry into the ring to fight off the three men who are attacking their partner. Chuie and Marcus begin to slug it out briefly, the fans cheering, but Playa calls for them to leave the ring as the fans boo. Marcus and Solomon both oblige as all three men begin to back up the ramp. Kent struggles to pull himself back up to his feet, as Playa can be heard yelling that he's just "waiting until King of Chaos.", as he grins. Kent looks frustrated, as Vicky and Chuie check to make sure that he's okay.
Aaron: You heard him, Dolty! Wear down people like Kent now...and then reap the rewards at King of Chaos. It's brilliant!
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following is a NON-TITLE MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
"Real World" begins to play, Cassie Evans appearing at the top of the ramp. She tosses her arms up in the air, catching a positive reaction in return. Cassie smiles, the warm welcome seeming to grow on her. She begins to make her way down to the ring, stretching an arm out to slap hands with the fans as she passes. Trotting up the steps, she winks cockily to the crowd before climbing in to prepare for the match.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, she is...CASSIE EVANS!!!
The Animal starts playing as gold lighting envelops the arena. 40 seconds after it starts, the new CPW Air Raid champion makes his entrance, in his usual ring attire, with his black and gold sleeveless hooded robe. He makes his way to the ring with a slow and methodical pace. He stops walking once he gets to the top of the ramp, looks at the entire crowd and does a salute before he walks at a slow pace. he slides into the ring and gets up. He climbs onto one of the turnbuckles and salutes the crowd. He gets off the turnbuckle and removes his hood to reveal his half painted face, his "Ignore The Hate" muscle shirt, and the Air Raid title strapped around his waist. Then, he removes his shirt, and tosses it to the crowd, before he stands at a corner like a statue while raising his title his above his head.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And her opponent...he is the current Air Raid Champion...FRANCISCO LOPEZ!!!
Bolt: It's not often where we get to see a match between two very good wrestlers who have a ton of respect for one another, but...
Aaron: Don't try to make this sound like a good thing, Dolty. Please don't...
Aaron can only shake his head as Cassie and Lopez step towards the center of the ring and shake hands, before waiting for the referee to call for the bell.
Aaron: You see that? Stuff like that makes me sick...
Bolt rolls his eyes and continues to argue with his broadcast partner, as the match is officially underway. Cassie and Lopez both begin to circle around the ring before meeting in the center and grappling up. The two of them struggle for the advantage, as Francisco Lopez is able to gain it rather easily as he backs Cassie up against the ropes and shoots her across the ring. Lopez is quick to meet her on the rebound, as he runs forward and takes her down to the mat in the center of the ring with a clubbing blow. Cassie tries to pull herself back up to her feet, as Lopez meets her in the center of the ring with a hard chop to the chest that staggers her. Cassie tries to regain her balance, but she's unable to before Lopez catches her with a second chop that's even harder than the first one. Cassie once again is knocked off balance, as Lopez quickly grabs hold of her and pulls her in. He catches her with a hard knee to the ribs to double her over, before lifting Cassie into the air and delivering a devastating vertical suplex! Cassie hits the mat hard, as Lopez rolls on top of her and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
T---Cassie gets the shoulder up!
Bolt: An impressive start to this one by the Air Raid champion, and it's really hard to ignore the kind of roll that he's been on these past few months!
Aaron: Yeah, but if he really wants my respect, he'll find a way to win this match as quickly as he possibly can!
Francisco Lopez quickly grabs hold of Cassie and begins to drag her back up to her feet, as he backs her up against the ropes and once again, shoots her across the ring. This time when she comes back on the rebound, Lopez tries to lift her into the air for a tilt-a-whirl slam -- only to have Cassie instead just barely catch Lopez, as she sends him to the mat with a headscissors takedown! The fans start to cheer as Lopez hits the mat hard. Lopez is quick to pull himself back up to his feet, but as soon as he takes a step towards Cassie he's once again taken down to the mat -- this time by a dropkick! Cassie quickly goes for the cover afterwards, as the referee drops down and counts the...
ONE!
TWO!
T---Lopez kicks out!
Bolt: And that little burst of offense right there got Cassie back into this one!
Aaron: This is going to be one of those horrible back and forth matches that our fans seem to love, isn't it?
Lopez starts to pull himself back up to his feet, as Cassie quickly hurries over towards him and locks in a front facelock as she hopes to wear him down. It seems as though she's succeeding, but as soon as Lopez manages to pull himself back up to his feet, he manages to catch Cassie with a hard knee to the ribs that gets her to double over in pain. He follows it up with a second, and then a third, before pulling Cassie down to the mat and trying to lock in a kimura! Before he can properly lock the hold in, Cassie is able to scurry over to the ropes as she grabs hold of them and forces a break. Lopez releases the hold as Cassie pulls herself back up to her feet, the fans cheering for her as she does so. She takes a few steps away from the ropes and tries to grapple up with Lopez, but Lopez ducks underneath the attempt and quickly grabs hold of Cassie, sending her down to the mat with an Orton backbreaker just a moment later! He then drops down on top of her and hooks the leg, as the referee counts the...
ONE!
TWO!
THR--Cassie kicks out!
Bolt: Lopez waited for the right moment to strike, and he nearly won the match right there! Still, Cassie's showing that she's got a ton of fight left in her!
Aaron: Unfortunately...
Cassie Evans slowly tries to crawl back up to her feet, as Francisco Lopez flashes a quick grin and calls for the fans to get excited. He stands ready and waiting, and as soon as Cassie is halfway up, Lopez tries to deliver a perfectly timed muay thai kick to her chest. Unfortunately for him, Cassie has it scouted perfectly as she ducks underneath the kick. Lopez tries to regain his balance after the kick, but Cassie quickly grabs hold of him and rolls Lopez up.
ONE!
TWO!
TH---Lopez kicks out!
Bolt: Oh, that was close!
Lopez pulls himself back up to his feet, as Cassie bounces off of the ropes and rushes at him. Lopez tries to take her down with a clubbing blow, but Cassie ducks underneath it and continues to run. She bounces off of the ropes again, and when Lopez turns around to face her, Cassie sends him down to the mat with a slingblade! Lopez hits the mat hard, as Cassie goes for yet another pin attempt!
ONE!
TWO!
THR---no! Lopez kicks out a second time!
Bolt: That's two nearfalls in a row for Cassie Evans, who is really trying to put this match away!
Aaron: And yet, she's failing me. What a surprise...
Lopez tries to pull himself back up to his feet, as Cassie wisely positions herself behind him and waits for the right moment to strike. As soon as he's up, she tries to bring him Back to Reality, but unfortunately, Lopez is just barely able to grab onto the ropes in time! Cassie's back hits the mat hard, as Lopez quickly turns around and tries to drag Cassie back up to her feet. He grabs hold of her and sets her up for a Cross Rhodes -- planting her on the mat just a moment later. He drops down on top of Cassie and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR---NO! Cassie kicks out in time!
Bolt: Great job kicking out of that one by Cassie Evans! What a match this has been!
Aaron: Now if only it would end...
Francisco Lopez grabs hold of Cassie as he drags her back up to her feet and shoves her against the ropes. Cassie grabs hold of them and tries to stay upright, as Lopez steps back towards the center of the ring. As soon as she's completely regained her balance, Cassie rushes at Lopez and tries to regain some momentum, as he tries to kick her head off with a Holy Kick! Cassie is just barely able to duck underneath the attempt, and when Lopez turns around to face her before he's fully regained his balance, Cassie takes advantage and sends him to the mat with Valium Skies! The fans cheer as Cassie hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The winner of this match...CASSIE EVANS!!!
Bolt: Cassie and Francisco Lopez both gave it a great effort tonight, and even though Cassie was the winner...both of these wrestlers have a lot to be proud of!
Aaron: And now it's time for them to beat the hell out of each other...right?
Francisco Lopez pulls himself back up to his feet as Cassie Evans once again extends a hand for Lopez to shake, which he does without hesitation.
Aaron: Damn it...
***Commercial***
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: The following tag team contest is a special King of Chaos preview and is set for one fall!
"Just A Girl" bounces throughout the arena and Bella Donna walks slowly out onto the stage. At the 0.29 mark, she starts skipping down the aisle, seemingly in her own little world. She wanders up into the ring and waits patiently in her corner for what is to come.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Introducing first, from the Gates of Truth and weighing in at one hundred and five pounds... representing Sanitarium... BELLA DONNA!!!
The arena lights go completely out as the sound of flies fills the arena. Bright lights flash on beat with two hard drum hits. The drums are hit again as PIG's 'Everything' fills the arena. The arena lights turn to a dark purple as random lights flash on and off in sync with the synthesizer as the crowd boos intensely. Hyde walks out on the stage, wearing a leather trench coat with a hood pulled over his masked head. He stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, his head tilted, the crowd not letting up with their jeers. As soon as the chugging guitar starts, he makes his way down the ramp, walking with a purpose toward the ring. He stops at the end of the ramp, looking all around him before before slowly climbs up the ring steps, stopping at the top and looking over the crowd again. The crowd lets out another series of boos as he hops in the ring. He climbs the furthest turnbuckle, throwing his hood back and staring out over the crowd, tilting his head again. The arena lights go back to normal as he jumps down and takes his trench coat off. He tosses the coat out of the ring and adjusts his gloves, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Her tag team partner, hailing from The Shadows of Sanity and weighing in at two hundred and seventy-four pounds... this is HYDE!!!
BRINGING DOWN THE GIANT!
Those words echo throughout the arena, as Saving Abel's "Bringing Down the Giant" begins to play. At about 15 seconds into the song, we see Alex Evans appear at the top of the ramp. His Cody Rhodesesque hood is flung over his head, as he stares out into the crowd. He has an eager look on his face, as he throws a punch in the air. He lowers his hood, before he begins to walk down toward the ring. He seems full of energy, as he slaps hands with some fans on the way down. He quickly runs up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. Alex runs over to the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle where he just stands there looking out towards the crowd. He then unzips his jacket, before throwing the jacket to the outside. Alex then drops back down to the mat and awaits the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: Their opponents, hailing from Park County, Colorado and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-one pounds... “The New Black Sheep” ALEX EVANS!!!
The lights of the arena dim as "Slither" begins to play over the arena sound system. At the :14 second mark, Kline Cambria makes his way out onto the entrance ramp with a smirk on his face as pyro showers down from all around him. He remains there until the :27 second mark of the song, at which point he finally begins to make his way down the ramp. He slaps hands with the occasional fan on the way down to the ring. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs up the stairs and steps into it. He make his way over to a turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope, posing for a moment to get the crowd hyped up for the upcoming match. He then hops down and waits for the match to begin in his corner of the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs: And his partner, hailing from New York City and weighing in at two hundred and seventy-five pounds... the CPW Devastation Champion... KLINE CAMBRIA!!!
Bolt: These are some interesting tag teams we've got here tonight...
Aaron: Interesting? Two certifiable psychos, an ex-con and a kid who doesn't know when to say when on beatings... you call THAT interesting?
Bolt: What would you call it?
Aaron: An execution!
The bell sounds and all four competitors rush in. Hyde and Kline Cambria start exchanging punches while Alex Evans and Bella Donna do the same. Alex ducks under a shot and gives her a big dropkick that sends Bella stumbling into the ropes. He runs over and clotheslines her over the top. Bella tumbles over the ropes, hits the apron and lands with a thud on the floor. Alex nods, grabbing the top ropes as Bella staggers up and stumbles drunkenly towards the railing not really sure where she's at. Alex slingshots himself up, launching himself over the top. Bella barely sees him coming and moves out of the way allowing Alex to smash himself hard into the guardrail, busting himself wide open.
Bolt: That young man, God bless him, I don't know how he is still functioning after the beatings he's taken in the last month or so!
Aaron: He's an idiot.. if people hit me the way Darren Lellout was hitting him...
Bolt: You'd be dead?
Aaron: I damn sure wouldn't beg him to do it again and again!
Hyde and Kline trade shots, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline. They slug each other over and over again, drawing blood from both, Kline's mouth and nose giving way while Hyde's own gore trickles out through his mask some. Hyde finally ducks a Kline shot, kick him in the gut and goes for a powerbomb-type move. Kline back drops him and turn to meet him as the mask man gets back to his feet and they tee off on each other all over again, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline, Hyde, Kline.
Bolt: These two men look like they wanna execute some homemade plastic surgery with just their fists!
Aaron: With these two, what other surgical instruments do they require?
Bolt: I'm not sure I wanna find out what they'd do with further plunder.
Aaron: Party pooper!
As Hyde and Kline continue to wail on each other, Alex staggers up on the floor and ducks a Bella Donna spinning heel kick. She crashes to the floor and Alex climbs up onto the apron. He springboards up and launches himself at Kline and Hyde, drilling Hyde with a wicked flying clothesline. Kline staggers back out of the way and Bella pulls his ankles before shooting back in under the bottom rope herself. Alex runs to the ropes, looking to give a big move to Hyde and on the rebound runs right into Childhood's End from Bella. She turns and gives Kline a baseball slide as Hyde hooks Alex up and delivers the Dark Side. He invites Bella to take the cover and she does, hooking the leg.
1...
2...
3!!!
As Bella starts to stand up, Hyde clocks her from behind. He sets to go for the Dark Side on her when Bo Slade comes running down the aisle. He dives into the ring and Hyde immediately releases Bella and backs off. The masked man steps out through the ropes, never taking his gaze away from Bo as he backs away to the aisle and then all the way back up the ramp. Halfway up, Kline Cambria comes charging up after him and the two start wailing on each other all over again. Security rushes in to break the two up as Bo checks on Bella with Alex standing in a corner watching the fight in the aisle.
Bolt: Man.. if Hyde and Kline draw each other in this tournament...
Aaron: It'll be a war but.. did you see Hyde back off from Bo?
Bolt: I did.. and I don't know what to make of that...
Aaron: Could we really have just seen Hyde be intimidated by somebody?
Bolt: That is a damn good question, Aaron and I don't know...
***Commercial***
