Post by \w/Chaosnmayhem\w/ on Sept 3, 2023 16:40:27 GMT -5
Ace Sky vs. Uncle LeeLee
The CPW logo flashes across the screen as yet another edition of Pure Mayhem comes on the air.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A melodic guitar jingle plays with chanting, building up before
"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN"
As the chorus rings out through the arena, out comes Leonard Jergee with a red solo cup in hand, bouncing about throwing his arms out, embracing the crowd and the vibe of the night. Beer is spilling from his drink as he prances around, playing to the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. Beer splattered all around the ramp at this point as he interacts with various ramp-side fans and sways to the music. He erratically tosses the cup to ringside and rolls in under the bottom rope and spins up to his feet. He excitedly prances around the ring as the music carries on in the background, pacing around the ring until he reaches the corner and swings both legs up as he props himself up, sitting on the corner like a hammock. He waves the ringside camera man over, who hesitates. He waves him over yet again, the camera eventually approaching him just to receive a middle finger from Leonard as he throws his head back, chuckling to himself.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, making his CPW debut, he is…UNCLE LEELEE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
I’m excited to see what this man has in store for us!
Aaron Gurst:
I think you’re speaking for yourself and no one else, Dolty…
A rocket drops from the bottom of the Tron to the stage and there is a voice over counting down from 5. Fans count along with the count down as the pod door on the rocket opens. Ace Sky walks out in an aviator jacket and his usual in ring attire, he salutes a peace sign and jogs down the aisle way high-fiving as many fans as possible while alternating with gesturing to his forehead(Third Eye taunt) then he dashes with his trademark slide through the bottom ring apron. He does the Third Eye forehead point taunt again and gets into Bruce Lee style-southpaw martial arts stance.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is…ACE SKY!!!
Bolt Thomas:
He may not have won back at Symphony of Destruction, but he did impress!
Aaron Gurst:
Let’s see how much good that does him tonight!
The referee looks at both men before calling for the bell, the match officially underway. Uncle LeeLee paces around the ring and tries to get the fans riled up. Ace Sky watches him intently before the two men approach one another in the center of the ring. Ace and LeeLee grapple up with one another and briefly struggle for the advantage. Ace Sky is quickly able to gain it as he drives LeeLee back against the ropes and delivers a chop to the chest. He follows it up with a second before shooting LeeLee across the ring. When he comes back on the rebound, Ace leaps into the air and delivers a dropkick! LeeLee hits the mat hard as Ace waits for him to make it back up to his feet. When he does, LeeLee charges at Ace - and walks right into an armdrag! Ace then smirks as he lines himself up with LeeLee and leaps into the air, trying to land on him with a Man on the Moonsault! LeeLee gets his knees into the air as Ace crashes into them instead!
Bolt Thomas:
That was an impressive show of athleticism right there, but Uncle LeeLee had it scouted!
Aaron Gurst:
I’ll give him credit for that! Looks like he’s got some good instincts in there!
LeeLee drags himself back up to his feet. He waits for Ace Sky to pull himself back up to his feet before connecting with a few quick knee strikes! Ace stumbles around from the impact as LeeLee grins and flips him off. The fans cheer as Ace Sky looks annoyed. He bounces off of the ropes and charges at Uncle LeeLee, only to walk directly into an enziguiri! Ace Sky stumbles around and falls to the mat. He tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but LeeLee grabs hold of him and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! He then hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
Uncle LeeLee grabs hold of Ace Sky and pulls him back up to his feet. The fans continue to show him their support as LeeLee delivers a series of chops to the chest. LeeLee then grabs hold of Ace Sky and tries to shoot him across the ring. Ace reverses the attempt and pulls LeeLee in toward him, rolling him up for the…
ONE!
TWO!
LeeLee kicks out!
Both wrestlers pull themselves back up to their feet. Ace Sky leaps into the air and tries to send LeeLee to the mat with a hurricanrana! LeeLee catches him in the air and instead delivers a sitout powerbomb, hooking his leg and picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—-NO!
Ace Sky crawls over to the turnbuckle and tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Before he can, LeeLee runs over and uses the ropes to lift himself into the air! He hits Ace Sky with a dropkick to the chest!
Bolt Thomas:
I’m very impressed by what I’m seeing right now!
Aaron Gurst:
Turns out Uncle LeeLee is quite the athlete!
Uncle LeeLee takes a few steps back as Ace Sky staggers back up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Once Ace Sky is standing, he stumbles out of the corner - and walks right into a Cut ‘Em Off! LeeLee flips in the air and lands on Ace Sky, hooking the leg and picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…UNCLE LEELEE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
That was an impressive debut!
Aaron Gurst:
Alright, alright…I’ll give him credit…
Jason Sage vs Nightmare
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall!
The whole arena stays black, and then the song starts with the scream from the track "BREAK DOWN THE WALL AGAIN!" once it does the whole arena gets illuminated in a bright flash as pyrotechnics begin and then Jason walks down the ramp in a brisk pace touching each fans hand down as he starts to jog charismatically to the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 190 pounds and hailing from Dallas, Texas, JASON SAGE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This should be an even match-up given the two competitors relative size and…
Aaron Gurst:
You’re kidding right?
Bolt Thomas:
They are both basically the same size.
Aaron Gurst:
And one of them is Nightmare!
The arena lights fade out before the opening of "Headstrong" by Saviour begins to roll in as the lights flash in hues of purple and blue. After around 8 seconds, the lyrics kick in as we watch Nightmare make his way onto the entrance stage. His head cloaked by the zipped black hoodie he wears, we watch as he takes a few steps forward before looking out at the arena. Turning his back he pauses for a moment before beginng to walk backwards towards the ring while looking up at the arena tron. From under the hood the camera catches that sick smirk he’s known for before, after a few steps he turns around and sprints the rest of the way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Once inside the ring, we watch as Nightmare goes to the far right turnbuckle and stands atop the 2nd rope and throws his arms up in an X under his chin before extending his arms out to flip off the crowd. Hopping down we watch as Nightmare unzips his hoodie and tosses it to the floor before sitting in the corner, awaiting for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 196 pounds, this is NIGHTMARE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well now we see what will happen!
Aaron Gurst:
If Nightmare doesn’t end him in three moves or less, I’ll eat my socks!
Bolt Thomas:
Should we get the grill ready?
Aaron Gurst:
Shut… up!
The bell sounds and the two competitors start to circle each other. As Sage stops to prepare himself, Nightmare goes for the Driver’s Side Impact. Jason moves and Nightmare’s foot goes whizzing by his head. Nightmare lands on his feet and Sage grabs him from behind for a bridging German suplex.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
The two men pop up to their feet, Nightmare grabs him and hist the Miasma. Sage goes down hard and Nightmare covers him.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
Nightmare takes a side headlock on the mat and Sage rolls him over into a cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
REVERSAL!
ONE!
TWO!
REVERAL!
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
So…barbecue sauce then?
Aaron Gurst:
He hasn’t won yet!
Bolt Thomas:
You didn’t say you’d do it if Sage won, you said you’d do it if…
Aaron Gurst:
I know what I said, Dolty! It’s not over yet!
Sage gets a fireman’s carry and then throws Nightmare over into a slam. Nightmare rolls over and uses the ropes to start to pull himself up. Sage gives him a basement dropkick. Nightmare flops over the bottom rope and then snaps back into the ring. Sage covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO!
NIGHTMARE GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!
Sage pulls him over and covers him again.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Sage goes to stand up and Nightmare pulls him down into an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
The stand up and Nightmare gets Sage in a backslide.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
So… ketchup then?
Aaron Gurst:
Would you shut up?!!?
Bolt Thomas:
You’ve already eaten your words, now it’s time to…
Aaron Gurst:
Just… stop…
Jason Sage grabs a side headlock. Nightmare ducks under into a hammerlock. Sage swings for a clothesline. Nightmare ducks and Sage gets a front facelock instead. Nightmare reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
The two get up and Sage gets Nightmare for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Sage is propelled forward to the opposite ropes. He rebounds off and Nightmare catches him coming back with the Driver’s Side Impact.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bolt Thomas:
Nightmare got him!
Aaron Gurst:
Of course he did!
Bolt Thomas:
Not the way you said he would!
Aaron Gurst:
I… oh shut up!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner, NIGHTMARE!
Denni Summers Victory Celebration!
As the show comes back from the commercial break, Denni Summers can be seen standing in the middle of the ring, which has been decorated for a celebration. Streamers hang on the ropes, with balloons tied to the turnbuckles. Large posters of various points in the Buried Alive match hang spread out along the back, and the Elimination Championship sits on a pedestal near the center of the ring, with a large cake sitting nearby as well. As the crowd begins to quiet down, Denni Summers smiles broadly and raises her microphone to speak.
Denni Summers:
Welcome, everybody, to the Denni Summers Victory Celebration!
She gestures around the ring, causing a short pop from the crowd.
Denni Summers:
Now, you may be wondering why this celebration is happening right now. After all, this is the second time I’ve successfully defended the Elimination Championship, right? While that’s true, this one was different. If I’m being honest, this celebration isn’t even actually about my victory. Granted, said victory does deserve a celebration, as it means more time with me making the Elimination Championship look better than it ever has before, but today, we’re celebrating for a different reason. Today, we’re celebrating the fact that I literally buried Mr. Natural.
The crowd cheers loudly as she gestures to one of the poster, showing her arm being raised in victory while the grave sits beside her, the tombstone reading “HERE LIES MR. NATURAL.”
Denni Summers:
That’s right, I buried Mr. Natural. I buried one of the most dangerous, and certainly one of the creepiest, individuals here, and I’ve honestly never felt better! The Libertines, one of the most dominant forces in this company, are in shambles without their leader. Countless people have been impacted negatively by their antics, but now a very large first step has been taken toward finally putting an end to all of that. How they’ll carry on from here remains to be seen, but as for Mr. Natural himself, well..I don’t expect we’ll be seeing much of him for a long, long time.
The crowd cheers again as she heads back toward the cake in the center of the ring.
Denni Summers:
So please, join me in this celebration. Join me in celebrating my victory. Join me in celebrating the continuation of the hottest Elimination Championship reign in a long time. And, more important, join me in celebrating the end of Mr. Natural!
The arena goes dark, after a moment everything is bathed in red light as blood pours from the rafters onto the cake. Denni looks around nervously.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
Suddenly the lights cut out again and when they come back, a cloaked figure stands in the ring opposite Denni holding a microphone.
Cloaked figure:
Denni, you don't know how right you are. We will not be seeing Mr. Natural for a long, long time. In fact, as far as you and the rest of CPW is concerned. Mr. Natural is dead. Long live, Captain Howdy!
The figure tosses the hood of the cloak back to reveal a demonic, white face with red eyes. Captain Howdy tosses the microphone down and turns over the cake now covered in blood. It splatters all over the ring. He kicks over the pedestal holding up the Elimination Championship belt as Denni grabs the belt and rolls out of the ring. She takes a few steps away and turns back to look at Captain Howdy as the posters hanging beside the ring ignite in flames.
Slingshot Red vs. Victoria Travis
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall!
The arena lights go out.
I see your red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
"Paint it Black [Epic Trailer Version]" by Hidden Citizens plays over the arena. Victoria Travis stands at the top of the ramp in the spotlight, wearing a hooded, sleeveless robe like cloak with her arms crossed over her chest and head down. With a fluid motion, she uncrosses her arms and removes her hood, spreading her arms wide and spraying poison mist. She laughs manically and walks to the ring.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Victory Travis climbs the stairs and steps into the ring. She pulls off her robe, spinning it and tossing outside the ring.
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
She lowers her arms and starts stalking back and forth like a predator, her eyes on her opponent.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 125 pounds, she hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada and represents the Aristocracy… VICTORIA TRAVIS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
No Kyle Travis tonight?
Aaron Gurst:
This is a travesty of justice! How DARE they keep this legend from…
Bolt Thomas:
Being serious for a minute?
Aaron Gurst:
You watch your filthy whore mouth! You’ve already been warned!
"Up We Go" by Lights begins to play as the lights dim and the stage begins to fill with smoke. A spotlight suddenly lights up the stage, piercing the smoke and illuminating the caped figure of Harper Brooks, "The Incredible MachSpeed Slingshot Red." She nods along with the music for a moment before she raises her cape and begins to hop in place, a red strobe effect beginning to flicker throughout the arena. She begins to make her way down toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans and even stopping to give a few a hug along the way. As she reaches the ring, she climbs in and hops up into the near corner, spreading out her arms and taking in the cheers as her cape seems to flow in an unseen breeze around her. Smiling broadly, she gives the crowd a quick wave as the strobe light stops and the lights brighten back up, and she hops back down, taking off her cape and carefully setting it in the corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent…
Victoria sides back into the ring and blasts Red in the back with a forearm shot that puts the superhero on her knees.
Bolt Thomas:
What the hell is she doing??
Aaron Gurst:
Showing the world why YOU need to watch your damn mouth!
Bolt Thomas:
This is heinous
Aaron Gurst:
Hey, I ain’t hear no bell so it’s all legal!
Victoria slides out to the floor and drags Red with her. She runs Red hard into the steps and then gets a steel chair. The referee calls for the bell and then warns Victoria about using the weapon. Victoria waves him off and swings for all she’s worth. Red moves and the chair crashes into the steps with a loud bang.
Bolt Thomas:
She just tried for a blatant disqualification!
Aaron Gurst:
Does it look like she cares?
Bolt Thomas:
This is just….
Aaron Gurst:
She’s the Serial Killer, Dolty! It’s what she does.
Red jumps up and hits a jumping roundhouse kick that catches the chair flush and sends it back into Victoria’s face. The crowd erupts as Victoria goes down hard. Red rolls into the ring and the referee starts counting Victoria out on the floor.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Victoria starts up.
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Victoria stands.
EIGHT!
NINE!
Victoria rolls into the ring.
Bolt Thomas:
Victoria almost got herself counted out!
Aaron Gurst:
If that referee would do his job, it wouldn’t have been that close! He didn’t start counting until it was just her out there, unfair!
Bolt Thomas:
She did it to herself.
Aaron Gurst:
How DARE you?!!!?! Everyone is in on this bullsht!
Victoria walks up on Red and gets pulled into an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The bell sounds and Red rolls away as Victoria tries to grab at her. Kyle Travis, Gabriel Krow and Connor Murphy come running down but Avery Wright arrives in the crowd and pulls Red away before they can get to her.
Bolt Thomas:
Red got her!
Aaron Gurst:
TRAVESTY! BULLSHIT! CONSPIRACY!
Bolt Thomas:
Fair and square in the middle!
Aaron Gurst:
This will not stand!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner, THE INCREDIBLE MACHSPEED SLINGSHOT RED!!!!
Mud Mouth vs. Disturbed
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following is a NON-TITLE MATCH that is scheduled for ONE FALL!
“Lords of War” hits the arena sound system as Disturbed appears at the top of the ramp. He shakes his head before making his way down to the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, he is…DISTURBED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, we know what Disturbed thinks about the Xtreme Chaos Championship…
Aaron Gurst:
It’s HIS belt, and tonight, he gets to prove it!
"Alligator Boots" by Struggle Jennings, Yelawolf begins to play as the lights dim in the arena. A single spotlight illuminates the rampway as Mud Mouth steps out from behind the curtain. He pauses on the top of the ramp and tosses his hands into the air before he makes his way down to the ring as the lights return to normal.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is the current Xtreme Chaos Champion…MUD MOUTH!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Mud Mouth has continued to impress since he’s become Xtreme Chaos Champion, but this is going to be a tough test for him tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
I think you’d be a fool to write him off, Dolty!
Both men stand in the ring as the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Almost immediately, Disturbed charges across the ring and hits Mud Mouth in the mouth with a hard right hand! He follows it up with a second and then a third - the impact sending Mud Mouth staggering backwards. Disturbed then grabs hold of Mud Mouth and shoots him across the ring. When Mud Mouth comes back on the rebound, Disturbed gets a foot in the air and kicks him with a big boot that nearly takes the champ’s head off! Disturbed then glares down at Mud Mouth and gestures around his waist.
Bolt Thomas:
And just like that…Disturbed is already sending a message in this one!
Aaron Gurst:
A few more shots like that and Mud Mouth might just hand the big guy the title!
Mud Mouth slowly stumbles back up to his feet. Disturbed laughs as he grabs hold of Mud Mouth and sends him hard into the nearest corner! Mud Mouth slumps in the corner as Disturbed comes charging in seconds later - just barely missing an attempted splash in the corner! Disturbed staggers a few steps as Mud Mouth leaps into the air and hits him in the back of the head with an enziguiri! Disturbed stumbles forward and drops to a knee. Mud Mouth bounces off of the ropes and smirks, grabbing Disturbed on the rebound and planting him on the mat with a bulldog! Mud Mouth dives on top of Disturbed for the…
ONE!
Disturbed throws Mud Mouth off of him!
Disturbed tries to pull himself back up to his feet. He angrily yells at Mud Mouth, who responds by bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Disturbed with a running dropkick! Mud Mouth hooks the leg once again and picks up the…
ONE!
Disturbed throws Mud Mouth off of him yet again - this time even further than before!
Bolt Thomas:
Mud Mouth has hit Disturbed a few times, and Disturbed…
Aaron Gurst:
Doesn’t even seem to care, does he?
Mud Mouth fires himself up and closes the gap between the two of them. He hits Disturbed with a hard right hand, and then a second, and then a third. Disturbed struggles to pull himself back up to his feet. Mud Mouth gets ready to keep his momentum going, when suddenly, there’s a bit of a commotion from the crowd. Mud Mouth glances out and notices that Kelly James has taken a seat in the front row with her racing helmet on. She waves at Mud Mouth, who shakes his head. He then bounces off of the ropes and tries to pick up speed to hit Disturbed - only to have Disturbed respond by lifting him into the air for a spinning side slam! The sound of Mud Mouth hitting the mat echoes throughout the arena as Disturbed shakes his head and glares down at the champ.
Bolt Thomas:
That was one hell of a slam…
Aaron Gurst:
I’m just concerned with the fact that Kelly is out here! She lost, that should be it for her!
Mud Mouth groggily tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Disturbed helps him up and immediately nails Mud Mouth in the mouth with an elbow smash! The impact sends the champ staggering. Disturbed responds with a second for good measure before pulling Mud Mouth in toward him. He effortlessly lifts the champ into the air and delivers a choke bomb, picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Mud Mouth kicks out!
Disturbed shakes his head. He drags Mud Mouth back up to his feet and shoves him back against the closest turnbuckle. Disturbed then steps toward Mud Mouth and hits him with a few quick clotheslines in the corner! Mud Mouth nearly falls down to the mat, though Disturbed is able to catch him. Disturbed calmly hoists Mud Mouth onto his shoulders and tries to set him up for the Doomsday Disaster! Before he can send Mud Mouth crashing to the mat, the champ grabs hold of Disturbed and blocks the attempt with a DDT! Mud Mouth hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Disturbed kicks out!
Disturbed pulls himself back up to his feet and glares at Mud Mouth. He shakes his head and charges at him in an effort to retake control of the match - only to have Mud Mouth catch him with a drop-toe-hold! Mud Mouth then bounces off of the ropes and delivers a running knee before hooking the leg for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Disturbed throws Mud Mouth off of him again!
Bolt Thomas:
Disturbed may have tried to put this one away a bit too early, and Mud Mouth is making him pay for it!
Aaron Gurst:
If Mud Mouth can keep this up, he’s gonna prove that there’s a reason he should be champ right now!
Mud Mouth turns around and climbs up to the second rope while Disturbed drags himself back to his feet. Mud Mouth stands perched for a moment and glares out at Disturbed. Disturbed finally reaches his feet. Before Mud Mouth can do anything, Kelly yells out from the floor, “cheering” Mud Mouth and his efforts on as best she can! Mud Mouth turns toward her and yells something. Kelly shakes her head and continues to cheer. Mud Mouth then turns around and sighs. He leaps off of the second rope - and is caught in the air by Disturbed, who calmly slams Mud Mouth to the mat with a choke slam! He drops down and covers Mud Mouth for the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
Mud Mouth slowly tries to stumble back up to his feet. Disturbed shakes his head and bounces off of the ropes - throwing himself at Mud Mouth and delivering a clothesline that sends Mud Mouth flipping through the air! Mud Mouth rolls over to the ropes and uses them to try and pull himself back up to his feet. Disturbed calmly hoists Mud Mouth up onto his shoulders and shakes his head.
Bolt Thomas:
There isn’t much that Mud Mouth can do when he’s being thrown around like this…
Aaron Gurst:
He can accept the fact that he’s gonna lose, Dolty! That’s something!
Disturbed once again tries to set Mud Mouth up for the Doomsday Disaster! Mud Mouth grabs hold of the ropes to block the attempt and lands on the apron. Disturbed bounces off of the ropes and charges at him - only to have Mud Mouth block the attempt with a hard kick! Disturbed stumbles from the impact as Mud Mouth then springboards into the ring and delivers a crossbody block! Both men hit the mat as Mud Mouth grabs hold of Disturbed’s head and brings himself back up to his feet. Mud Mouth makes his way over toward the ropes and grins. He tries to get Disturbed set up for a CreekWater DDT - stopping to briefly glance outside the ring at Kelly. She’s busy facing the crowd and trying to get them to start a chant for Mud Mouth. Mud Mouth pauses for a moment and yells out at her. Kelly stops to turn around.
Bolt Thomas:
Mud Mouth’s head is just not in the game right now…
Before anything else can happen, Disturbed suddenly powers Mud Mouth onto his shoulders and delivers a Doomsday Disaster! He drops down and covers Mud Mouth for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…DISTURBED!!
Bolt Thomas:
There was a bit of an indirect assist from Kelly, but…Disturbed just pinned the Xtreme Chaos Champion!
Aaron Gurst:
And I’m sure the champ won’t be happy about that!
Disturbed laughs as he glares down at Mud Mouth and gestures at his waist. Mud Mouth rolls out of the ring and stumbles back up to his feet. He immediately starts to yell at Kelly about her involvement in the match. Before he can get two words out, Kelly takes the drink in her hand and throws it in Mud Mouth’s face much to the delight of the fans! They cheer loudly as Kelly then throws her head forward and BLASTS Mud Mouth with a headbutt - the racing headbutt only adding to the blow! Mud Mouth falls down to the floor in pain as security makes its way over to Kelly and tells her that she needs to leave - which Kelly does without hesitation.
Bolt Thomas:
If you thought Mud Mouth was unhappy before…
Aaron Gurst:
I can’t believe she’d disrespect the champ like that!
Joe Summers/Francisco Lopez vs. Sang Real
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following is a TAG TEAM MATCH that is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
For centuries
Connor Murphy and Gabriiel Krown walk out. Krown drops to a knee, arms pointed outward. Murphy stands behind him, arms raised. As "centuries" is sung, golden pyro rains down behind them. Kyle Travis stands in the shadows off to the side.
Krown gets to his feet, and spins a bit, his robe flying behind him as he turns to stand next to Murphy. The two men walk to the ring, with Kyle Travis behind them, ignoring the jeers and boos from the crowd.
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
The two men climb the stairs and walk along the apron before entering the ring. In the middle of the ring, the two strike the same pose as they did at the entrance. Krown gets to his feet and the two move to their corner, taking off their robes. Kyle Travis takes his place at ringside.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, they are…Sang Réal!
Bolt Thomas:
They are NOT happy with Francisco Lopez right now, and you have to wonder how that’ll affect this match…
Aaron Gurst:
In only interesting ways, I’m sure!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents…
Wayward One starts playing as the lights turn blue. 14 seconds into the song, Francisco Lopez appears from the stage, as four pillars of fire continuously shoot up. He slowly makes his way to the ring, staring at his battleground as he walks around the ring. He slides into the ring, and stands in the center of the ring for a few moments, staring into the distance before removing the hood, revealing his face. He walks toward a nearby corner and stands, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first…he is, Francisco Lopez!
Blue lights strobe around the arena as the opening riffs of "Elevation" hit the arena sound system. The fans rise to their feet in anticipation. Suddenly, the opening drums of "Nothing Left" pound the sound system as Joe Summers comes running out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking focused as ever. The fans cheer loudly and show their support as Joe runs back and forth across the top of the ramp, calling for them to get even louder. He then smirks and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans in the front row on his way. Joe slides into the ring and pops back up to his feet, soaking in the crowd reaction. He takes a deep breath and leans against the rope as he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his partner...Joe Summers!
Bolt Thomas:
Francisco Lopez just wrestled one of the most emotional matches of his career, and then he called for a truce with the rest of the Aristocracy, which I don't think they're open to accepting...
Aaron Gurst:
He retired one of their own, Dolty! Why would they accept his truce?
Before the match can begin, Connor and Gabriel both look at each other and nod. They suddenly run across the ring and begin to pound away on Francisco Lopez in an effort to wear him down. Blow after blow connects with the Devastation Champion as he tries to fight back. Lopez shoves Gabriel away from him, but suddenly, the two men drag Lopez toward the center of the ring. Gabriel spins Lopez around and gets him into a German Suplex position. Connor bounces off of the ropes, but before anything else can happen, Joe charges at him and delivers a spear that sends Connor crashing to the mat! Lopez elbows his way out of Gabriel’s grasp and begins to fight back with some right hands of his own as the fans are on their feet!
Bolt Thomas:
This is an interesting start to this match…
Aaron Gurst:
Match? I didn’t hear a bell, Dolty!
While the two announcers continue to banter, Joe steps into the ring to get things started for his team. Gabriel initially tries to blow past Joe to get to Lopez, but Joe cuts him off and the referee calls for the bell, the match officially underway. Joe spins Gabriel around and hits him with a European Uppercut, followed by a second, and then a third! Gabriel struggles to stay upright as Joe bounces him off of the ropes. He steps toward the middle of the ring to meet him and lifts Gabriel in the air on the rebound, delivering a flapjack that sends Gabriel crashing to the mat. Gabriel stumbles back up to his feet as Joe rushes at him and delivers a running knee strike!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe’s got the early advantage in this one…
Gabriel stumbles around the ring. Joe grabs hold of him and sends Gabriel flying across the ring and into the nearest corner! Gabriel slumps against the ropes as Joe quickly bounces off of the ropes to pick up speed - leaping into the air and trying to hit Gabriel with a Stinger Splash! Gabriel ducks out of the way at the last possible second! Joe hits the turnbuckle and stumbles around from the impact. Gabriel grabs hold of Joe from behind and lifts him into the air - delivering a German Suplex that he bridges into a pin attempt for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Joe kicks out!
Joe slowly staggers back up to his feet. Gabriel closes the gap between the two of them and charges at Joe, driving his knee into Joe’s ribs. Joe doubles over as Gabriel delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Gabriel then grabs hold of Joe and locks in a front facelock! He drives Joe back into his corner of the ring as Connor tags himself into the match. Gabriel shoves Joe back into his corner of the ring and holds him in place so that Connor can run across the ring and deliver a running clothesline! Joe nearly slumps down to the mat, which Connor uses to his advantage as he hoists Joe into the air and delivers a vertical suplex! He hooks Joe’s leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Joe kicks out again!
Bolt Thomas:
The teamwork of Sang Réal is on full display right now!
Connor turns his attention back toward Francisco Lopez and yells at him for a moment. He then drags Joe back up to his feet and hits him with a right hand, and then a second, and then a third. Joe groggily stands in the center of the ring as Connor bounces off of the ropes - and walks right into a superkick! Connor teeters but just barely manages to stand on his feet! Joe takes a moment to recover before trying to make his way back to his corner of the ring! Just before he can tag Lopez into the match, Connor grabs his leg and pulls Joe in toward him! He tries to blast Joe in the mouth with an elbow smash! Joe ducks underneath the attempt and instead plants Connor on the mat with a fameasser! The fans are on their feet as Joe hurries over to his corner of the ring and tags Lopez into the match!
Bolt Thomas:
That was a tag Joe needed to make!
Lopez quickly hurries into the ring and charges at Connor, delivering a forearm smash! He then runs across the ring and knocks Gabriel off of the apron! The fans cheer as Lopez bounces off of the ropes and ducks underneath Connor’s clothesline attempt! He throws himself at Connor and delivers a huge spear! Lopez grabs hold of Connor and gets him into position for Life’s Cross as the fans are on their feet! Just before he can snap it off, Gabriel steps back into the ring and knocks Lopez away from Connor! Lopez quickly regains his footing and charges at Gabriel, who responds by blocking the attempt and delivering a jawbreaker! Lopez hits the mat as Gabriel begins to stomp away on him with absolutely no regard for the fact that the referee is giving him a warning!
Bolt Thomas:
It looks like Gabriel’s enjoying this, but he needs to be careful…
Aaron Gurst:
I’m not sure he’s actually worried about winning this right now!
Connor makes it over to Gabriel and stops him from attacking. He drags Lopez up to his feet. The two men look at one another and nod. Gabriel helps Connor hold Lopez up in the air in a powerbomb position! Gabriel tries to get into position for a double knee backbreaker, when suddenly, Joe re-enters the ring! He drives Gabriel over toward the ropes and sends him over the ropes and out onto the floor! Connor hesitates for a moment as Joe bounces off of the ropes and dives through the ropes, sending Gabriel back to the floor with a suicide dive!
Bolt Thomas:
Gabriel’s out of the picture!
Connor pauses for a moment before trying to deliver a powerbomb! Lopez reverses the attempt by delivering a hurricanrana instead! Connor pops back up to his feet - and is immediately hit with Heaven’s Denial 2.0! The fans cheer as Lopez hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREEE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…the team of Francisco Lopez and Joe Summers!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe helped create the opening, and Lopez knew exactly what to do with it!
The CPW logo flashes across the screen as yet another edition of Pure Mayhem comes on the air.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A melodic guitar jingle plays with chanting, building up before
"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN"
As the chorus rings out through the arena, out comes Leonard Jergee with a red solo cup in hand, bouncing about throwing his arms out, embracing the crowd and the vibe of the night. Beer is spilling from his drink as he prances around, playing to the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. Beer splattered all around the ramp at this point as he interacts with various ramp-side fans and sways to the music. He erratically tosses the cup to ringside and rolls in under the bottom rope and spins up to his feet. He excitedly prances around the ring as the music carries on in the background, pacing around the ring until he reaches the corner and swings both legs up as he props himself up, sitting on the corner like a hammock. He waves the ringside camera man over, who hesitates. He waves him over yet again, the camera eventually approaching him just to receive a middle finger from Leonard as he throws his head back, chuckling to himself.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, making his CPW debut, he is…UNCLE LEELEE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
I’m excited to see what this man has in store for us!
Aaron Gurst:
I think you’re speaking for yourself and no one else, Dolty…
A rocket drops from the bottom of the Tron to the stage and there is a voice over counting down from 5. Fans count along with the count down as the pod door on the rocket opens. Ace Sky walks out in an aviator jacket and his usual in ring attire, he salutes a peace sign and jogs down the aisle way high-fiving as many fans as possible while alternating with gesturing to his forehead(Third Eye taunt) then he dashes with his trademark slide through the bottom ring apron. He does the Third Eye forehead point taunt again and gets into Bruce Lee style-southpaw martial arts stance.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is…ACE SKY!!!
Bolt Thomas:
He may not have won back at Symphony of Destruction, but he did impress!
Aaron Gurst:
Let’s see how much good that does him tonight!
The referee looks at both men before calling for the bell, the match officially underway. Uncle LeeLee paces around the ring and tries to get the fans riled up. Ace Sky watches him intently before the two men approach one another in the center of the ring. Ace and LeeLee grapple up with one another and briefly struggle for the advantage. Ace Sky is quickly able to gain it as he drives LeeLee back against the ropes and delivers a chop to the chest. He follows it up with a second before shooting LeeLee across the ring. When he comes back on the rebound, Ace leaps into the air and delivers a dropkick! LeeLee hits the mat hard as Ace waits for him to make it back up to his feet. When he does, LeeLee charges at Ace - and walks right into an armdrag! Ace then smirks as he lines himself up with LeeLee and leaps into the air, trying to land on him with a Man on the Moonsault! LeeLee gets his knees into the air as Ace crashes into them instead!
Bolt Thomas:
That was an impressive show of athleticism right there, but Uncle LeeLee had it scouted!
Aaron Gurst:
I’ll give him credit for that! Looks like he’s got some good instincts in there!
LeeLee drags himself back up to his feet. He waits for Ace Sky to pull himself back up to his feet before connecting with a few quick knee strikes! Ace stumbles around from the impact as LeeLee grins and flips him off. The fans cheer as Ace Sky looks annoyed. He bounces off of the ropes and charges at Uncle LeeLee, only to walk directly into an enziguiri! Ace Sky stumbles around and falls to the mat. He tries to pull himself back up to his feet, but LeeLee grabs hold of him and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! He then hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
Uncle LeeLee grabs hold of Ace Sky and pulls him back up to his feet. The fans continue to show him their support as LeeLee delivers a series of chops to the chest. LeeLee then grabs hold of Ace Sky and tries to shoot him across the ring. Ace reverses the attempt and pulls LeeLee in toward him, rolling him up for the…
ONE!
TWO!
LeeLee kicks out!
Both wrestlers pull themselves back up to their feet. Ace Sky leaps into the air and tries to send LeeLee to the mat with a hurricanrana! LeeLee catches him in the air and instead delivers a sitout powerbomb, hooking his leg and picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—-NO!
Ace Sky crawls over to the turnbuckle and tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Before he can, LeeLee runs over and uses the ropes to lift himself into the air! He hits Ace Sky with a dropkick to the chest!
Bolt Thomas:
I’m very impressed by what I’m seeing right now!
Aaron Gurst:
Turns out Uncle LeeLee is quite the athlete!
Uncle LeeLee takes a few steps back as Ace Sky staggers back up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Once Ace Sky is standing, he stumbles out of the corner - and walks right into a Cut ‘Em Off! LeeLee flips in the air and lands on Ace Sky, hooking the leg and picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…UNCLE LEELEE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
That was an impressive debut!
Aaron Gurst:
Alright, alright…I’ll give him credit…
Jason Sage vs Nightmare
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall!
The whole arena stays black, and then the song starts with the scream from the track "BREAK DOWN THE WALL AGAIN!" once it does the whole arena gets illuminated in a bright flash as pyrotechnics begin and then Jason walks down the ramp in a brisk pace touching each fans hand down as he starts to jog charismatically to the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 190 pounds and hailing from Dallas, Texas, JASON SAGE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This should be an even match-up given the two competitors relative size and…
Aaron Gurst:
You’re kidding right?
Bolt Thomas:
They are both basically the same size.
Aaron Gurst:
And one of them is Nightmare!
The arena lights fade out before the opening of "Headstrong" by Saviour begins to roll in as the lights flash in hues of purple and blue. After around 8 seconds, the lyrics kick in as we watch Nightmare make his way onto the entrance stage. His head cloaked by the zipped black hoodie he wears, we watch as he takes a few steps forward before looking out at the arena. Turning his back he pauses for a moment before beginng to walk backwards towards the ring while looking up at the arena tron. From under the hood the camera catches that sick smirk he’s known for before, after a few steps he turns around and sprints the rest of the way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Once inside the ring, we watch as Nightmare goes to the far right turnbuckle and stands atop the 2nd rope and throws his arms up in an X under his chin before extending his arms out to flip off the crowd. Hopping down we watch as Nightmare unzips his hoodie and tosses it to the floor before sitting in the corner, awaiting for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 196 pounds, this is NIGHTMARE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well now we see what will happen!
Aaron Gurst:
If Nightmare doesn’t end him in three moves or less, I’ll eat my socks!
Bolt Thomas:
Should we get the grill ready?
Aaron Gurst:
Shut… up!
The bell sounds and the two competitors start to circle each other. As Sage stops to prepare himself, Nightmare goes for the Driver’s Side Impact. Jason moves and Nightmare’s foot goes whizzing by his head. Nightmare lands on his feet and Sage grabs him from behind for a bridging German suplex.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
The two men pop up to their feet, Nightmare grabs him and hist the Miasma. Sage goes down hard and Nightmare covers him.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
Nightmare takes a side headlock on the mat and Sage rolls him over into a cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
REVERSAL!
ONE!
TWO!
REVERAL!
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
So…barbecue sauce then?
Aaron Gurst:
He hasn’t won yet!
Bolt Thomas:
You didn’t say you’d do it if Sage won, you said you’d do it if…
Aaron Gurst:
I know what I said, Dolty! It’s not over yet!
Sage gets a fireman’s carry and then throws Nightmare over into a slam. Nightmare rolls over and uses the ropes to start to pull himself up. Sage gives him a basement dropkick. Nightmare flops over the bottom rope and then snaps back into the ring. Sage covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO!
NIGHTMARE GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!
Sage pulls him over and covers him again.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Sage goes to stand up and Nightmare pulls him down into an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
The stand up and Nightmare gets Sage in a backslide.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
So… ketchup then?
Aaron Gurst:
Would you shut up?!!?
Bolt Thomas:
You’ve already eaten your words, now it’s time to…
Aaron Gurst:
Just… stop…
Jason Sage grabs a side headlock. Nightmare ducks under into a hammerlock. Sage swings for a clothesline. Nightmare ducks and Sage gets a front facelock instead. Nightmare reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.
ONE!
TWO!
SAGE KICKS OUT!
The two get up and Sage gets Nightmare for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Sage is propelled forward to the opposite ropes. He rebounds off and Nightmare catches him coming back with the Driver’s Side Impact.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bolt Thomas:
Nightmare got him!
Aaron Gurst:
Of course he did!
Bolt Thomas:
Not the way you said he would!
Aaron Gurst:
I… oh shut up!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner, NIGHTMARE!
Denni Summers Victory Celebration!
As the show comes back from the commercial break, Denni Summers can be seen standing in the middle of the ring, which has been decorated for a celebration. Streamers hang on the ropes, with balloons tied to the turnbuckles. Large posters of various points in the Buried Alive match hang spread out along the back, and the Elimination Championship sits on a pedestal near the center of the ring, with a large cake sitting nearby as well. As the crowd begins to quiet down, Denni Summers smiles broadly and raises her microphone to speak.
Denni Summers:
Welcome, everybody, to the Denni Summers Victory Celebration!
She gestures around the ring, causing a short pop from the crowd.
Denni Summers:
Now, you may be wondering why this celebration is happening right now. After all, this is the second time I’ve successfully defended the Elimination Championship, right? While that’s true, this one was different. If I’m being honest, this celebration isn’t even actually about my victory. Granted, said victory does deserve a celebration, as it means more time with me making the Elimination Championship look better than it ever has before, but today, we’re celebrating for a different reason. Today, we’re celebrating the fact that I literally buried Mr. Natural.
The crowd cheers loudly as she gestures to one of the poster, showing her arm being raised in victory while the grave sits beside her, the tombstone reading “HERE LIES MR. NATURAL.”
Denni Summers:
That’s right, I buried Mr. Natural. I buried one of the most dangerous, and certainly one of the creepiest, individuals here, and I’ve honestly never felt better! The Libertines, one of the most dominant forces in this company, are in shambles without their leader. Countless people have been impacted negatively by their antics, but now a very large first step has been taken toward finally putting an end to all of that. How they’ll carry on from here remains to be seen, but as for Mr. Natural himself, well..I don’t expect we’ll be seeing much of him for a long, long time.
The crowd cheers again as she heads back toward the cake in the center of the ring.
Denni Summers:
So please, join me in this celebration. Join me in celebrating my victory. Join me in celebrating the continuation of the hottest Elimination Championship reign in a long time. And, more important, join me in celebrating the end of Mr. Natural!
The arena goes dark, after a moment everything is bathed in red light as blood pours from the rafters onto the cake. Denni looks around nervously.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
Suddenly the lights cut out again and when they come back, a cloaked figure stands in the ring opposite Denni holding a microphone.
Cloaked figure:
Denni, you don't know how right you are. We will not be seeing Mr. Natural for a long, long time. In fact, as far as you and the rest of CPW is concerned. Mr. Natural is dead. Long live, Captain Howdy!
The figure tosses the hood of the cloak back to reveal a demonic, white face with red eyes. Captain Howdy tosses the microphone down and turns over the cake now covered in blood. It splatters all over the ring. He kicks over the pedestal holding up the Elimination Championship belt as Denni grabs the belt and rolls out of the ring. She takes a few steps away and turns back to look at Captain Howdy as the posters hanging beside the ring ignite in flames.
Slingshot Red vs. Victoria Travis
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall!
The arena lights go out.
I see your red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
"Paint it Black [Epic Trailer Version]" by Hidden Citizens plays over the arena. Victoria Travis stands at the top of the ramp in the spotlight, wearing a hooded, sleeveless robe like cloak with her arms crossed over her chest and head down. With a fluid motion, she uncrosses her arms and removes her hood, spreading her arms wide and spraying poison mist. She laughs manically and walks to the ring.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Victory Travis climbs the stairs and steps into the ring. She pulls off her robe, spinning it and tossing outside the ring.
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
She lowers her arms and starts stalking back and forth like a predator, her eyes on her opponent.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 125 pounds, she hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada and represents the Aristocracy… VICTORIA TRAVIS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
No Kyle Travis tonight?
Aaron Gurst:
This is a travesty of justice! How DARE they keep this legend from…
Bolt Thomas:
Being serious for a minute?
Aaron Gurst:
You watch your filthy whore mouth! You’ve already been warned!
"Up We Go" by Lights begins to play as the lights dim and the stage begins to fill with smoke. A spotlight suddenly lights up the stage, piercing the smoke and illuminating the caped figure of Harper Brooks, "The Incredible MachSpeed Slingshot Red." She nods along with the music for a moment before she raises her cape and begins to hop in place, a red strobe effect beginning to flicker throughout the arena. She begins to make her way down toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans and even stopping to give a few a hug along the way. As she reaches the ring, she climbs in and hops up into the near corner, spreading out her arms and taking in the cheers as her cape seems to flow in an unseen breeze around her. Smiling broadly, she gives the crowd a quick wave as the strobe light stops and the lights brighten back up, and she hops back down, taking off her cape and carefully setting it in the corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent…
Victoria sides back into the ring and blasts Red in the back with a forearm shot that puts the superhero on her knees.
Bolt Thomas:
What the hell is she doing??
Aaron Gurst:
Showing the world why YOU need to watch your damn mouth!
Bolt Thomas:
This is heinous
Aaron Gurst:
Hey, I ain’t hear no bell so it’s all legal!
Victoria slides out to the floor and drags Red with her. She runs Red hard into the steps and then gets a steel chair. The referee calls for the bell and then warns Victoria about using the weapon. Victoria waves him off and swings for all she’s worth. Red moves and the chair crashes into the steps with a loud bang.
Bolt Thomas:
She just tried for a blatant disqualification!
Aaron Gurst:
Does it look like she cares?
Bolt Thomas:
This is just….
Aaron Gurst:
She’s the Serial Killer, Dolty! It’s what she does.
Red jumps up and hits a jumping roundhouse kick that catches the chair flush and sends it back into Victoria’s face. The crowd erupts as Victoria goes down hard. Red rolls into the ring and the referee starts counting Victoria out on the floor.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Victoria starts up.
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Victoria stands.
EIGHT!
NINE!
Victoria rolls into the ring.
Bolt Thomas:
Victoria almost got herself counted out!
Aaron Gurst:
If that referee would do his job, it wouldn’t have been that close! He didn’t start counting until it was just her out there, unfair!
Bolt Thomas:
She did it to herself.
Aaron Gurst:
How DARE you?!!!?! Everyone is in on this bullsht!
Victoria walks up on Red and gets pulled into an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The bell sounds and Red rolls away as Victoria tries to grab at her. Kyle Travis, Gabriel Krow and Connor Murphy come running down but Avery Wright arrives in the crowd and pulls Red away before they can get to her.
Bolt Thomas:
Red got her!
Aaron Gurst:
TRAVESTY! BULLSHIT! CONSPIRACY!
Bolt Thomas:
Fair and square in the middle!
Aaron Gurst:
This will not stand!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner, THE INCREDIBLE MACHSPEED SLINGSHOT RED!!!!
Mud Mouth vs. Disturbed
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following is a NON-TITLE MATCH that is scheduled for ONE FALL!
“Lords of War” hits the arena sound system as Disturbed appears at the top of the ramp. He shakes his head before making his way down to the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, he is…DISTURBED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, we know what Disturbed thinks about the Xtreme Chaos Championship…
Aaron Gurst:
It’s HIS belt, and tonight, he gets to prove it!
"Alligator Boots" by Struggle Jennings, Yelawolf begins to play as the lights dim in the arena. A single spotlight illuminates the rampway as Mud Mouth steps out from behind the curtain. He pauses on the top of the ramp and tosses his hands into the air before he makes his way down to the ring as the lights return to normal.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is the current Xtreme Chaos Champion…MUD MOUTH!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Mud Mouth has continued to impress since he’s become Xtreme Chaos Champion, but this is going to be a tough test for him tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
I think you’d be a fool to write him off, Dolty!
Both men stand in the ring as the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Almost immediately, Disturbed charges across the ring and hits Mud Mouth in the mouth with a hard right hand! He follows it up with a second and then a third - the impact sending Mud Mouth staggering backwards. Disturbed then grabs hold of Mud Mouth and shoots him across the ring. When Mud Mouth comes back on the rebound, Disturbed gets a foot in the air and kicks him with a big boot that nearly takes the champ’s head off! Disturbed then glares down at Mud Mouth and gestures around his waist.
Bolt Thomas:
And just like that…Disturbed is already sending a message in this one!
Aaron Gurst:
A few more shots like that and Mud Mouth might just hand the big guy the title!
Mud Mouth slowly stumbles back up to his feet. Disturbed laughs as he grabs hold of Mud Mouth and sends him hard into the nearest corner! Mud Mouth slumps in the corner as Disturbed comes charging in seconds later - just barely missing an attempted splash in the corner! Disturbed staggers a few steps as Mud Mouth leaps into the air and hits him in the back of the head with an enziguiri! Disturbed stumbles forward and drops to a knee. Mud Mouth bounces off of the ropes and smirks, grabbing Disturbed on the rebound and planting him on the mat with a bulldog! Mud Mouth dives on top of Disturbed for the…
ONE!
Disturbed throws Mud Mouth off of him!
Disturbed tries to pull himself back up to his feet. He angrily yells at Mud Mouth, who responds by bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Disturbed with a running dropkick! Mud Mouth hooks the leg once again and picks up the…
ONE!
Disturbed throws Mud Mouth off of him yet again - this time even further than before!
Bolt Thomas:
Mud Mouth has hit Disturbed a few times, and Disturbed…
Aaron Gurst:
Doesn’t even seem to care, does he?
Mud Mouth fires himself up and closes the gap between the two of them. He hits Disturbed with a hard right hand, and then a second, and then a third. Disturbed struggles to pull himself back up to his feet. Mud Mouth gets ready to keep his momentum going, when suddenly, there’s a bit of a commotion from the crowd. Mud Mouth glances out and notices that Kelly James has taken a seat in the front row with her racing helmet on. She waves at Mud Mouth, who shakes his head. He then bounces off of the ropes and tries to pick up speed to hit Disturbed - only to have Disturbed respond by lifting him into the air for a spinning side slam! The sound of Mud Mouth hitting the mat echoes throughout the arena as Disturbed shakes his head and glares down at the champ.
Bolt Thomas:
That was one hell of a slam…
Aaron Gurst:
I’m just concerned with the fact that Kelly is out here! She lost, that should be it for her!
Mud Mouth groggily tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Disturbed helps him up and immediately nails Mud Mouth in the mouth with an elbow smash! The impact sends the champ staggering. Disturbed responds with a second for good measure before pulling Mud Mouth in toward him. He effortlessly lifts the champ into the air and delivers a choke bomb, picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Mud Mouth kicks out!
Disturbed shakes his head. He drags Mud Mouth back up to his feet and shoves him back against the closest turnbuckle. Disturbed then steps toward Mud Mouth and hits him with a few quick clotheslines in the corner! Mud Mouth nearly falls down to the mat, though Disturbed is able to catch him. Disturbed calmly hoists Mud Mouth onto his shoulders and tries to set him up for the Doomsday Disaster! Before he can send Mud Mouth crashing to the mat, the champ grabs hold of Disturbed and blocks the attempt with a DDT! Mud Mouth hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Disturbed kicks out!
Disturbed pulls himself back up to his feet and glares at Mud Mouth. He shakes his head and charges at him in an effort to retake control of the match - only to have Mud Mouth catch him with a drop-toe-hold! Mud Mouth then bounces off of the ropes and delivers a running knee before hooking the leg for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Disturbed throws Mud Mouth off of him again!
Bolt Thomas:
Disturbed may have tried to put this one away a bit too early, and Mud Mouth is making him pay for it!
Aaron Gurst:
If Mud Mouth can keep this up, he’s gonna prove that there’s a reason he should be champ right now!
Mud Mouth turns around and climbs up to the second rope while Disturbed drags himself back to his feet. Mud Mouth stands perched for a moment and glares out at Disturbed. Disturbed finally reaches his feet. Before Mud Mouth can do anything, Kelly yells out from the floor, “cheering” Mud Mouth and his efforts on as best she can! Mud Mouth turns toward her and yells something. Kelly shakes her head and continues to cheer. Mud Mouth then turns around and sighs. He leaps off of the second rope - and is caught in the air by Disturbed, who calmly slams Mud Mouth to the mat with a choke slam! He drops down and covers Mud Mouth for the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
Mud Mouth slowly tries to stumble back up to his feet. Disturbed shakes his head and bounces off of the ropes - throwing himself at Mud Mouth and delivering a clothesline that sends Mud Mouth flipping through the air! Mud Mouth rolls over to the ropes and uses them to try and pull himself back up to his feet. Disturbed calmly hoists Mud Mouth up onto his shoulders and shakes his head.
Bolt Thomas:
There isn’t much that Mud Mouth can do when he’s being thrown around like this…
Aaron Gurst:
He can accept the fact that he’s gonna lose, Dolty! That’s something!
Disturbed once again tries to set Mud Mouth up for the Doomsday Disaster! Mud Mouth grabs hold of the ropes to block the attempt and lands on the apron. Disturbed bounces off of the ropes and charges at him - only to have Mud Mouth block the attempt with a hard kick! Disturbed stumbles from the impact as Mud Mouth then springboards into the ring and delivers a crossbody block! Both men hit the mat as Mud Mouth grabs hold of Disturbed’s head and brings himself back up to his feet. Mud Mouth makes his way over toward the ropes and grins. He tries to get Disturbed set up for a CreekWater DDT - stopping to briefly glance outside the ring at Kelly. She’s busy facing the crowd and trying to get them to start a chant for Mud Mouth. Mud Mouth pauses for a moment and yells out at her. Kelly stops to turn around.
Bolt Thomas:
Mud Mouth’s head is just not in the game right now…
Before anything else can happen, Disturbed suddenly powers Mud Mouth onto his shoulders and delivers a Doomsday Disaster! He drops down and covers Mud Mouth for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…DISTURBED!!
Bolt Thomas:
There was a bit of an indirect assist from Kelly, but…Disturbed just pinned the Xtreme Chaos Champion!
Aaron Gurst:
And I’m sure the champ won’t be happy about that!
Disturbed laughs as he glares down at Mud Mouth and gestures at his waist. Mud Mouth rolls out of the ring and stumbles back up to his feet. He immediately starts to yell at Kelly about her involvement in the match. Before he can get two words out, Kelly takes the drink in her hand and throws it in Mud Mouth’s face much to the delight of the fans! They cheer loudly as Kelly then throws her head forward and BLASTS Mud Mouth with a headbutt - the racing headbutt only adding to the blow! Mud Mouth falls down to the floor in pain as security makes its way over to Kelly and tells her that she needs to leave - which Kelly does without hesitation.
Bolt Thomas:
If you thought Mud Mouth was unhappy before…
Aaron Gurst:
I can’t believe she’d disrespect the champ like that!
Joe Summers/Francisco Lopez vs. Sang Real
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following is a TAG TEAM MATCH that is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
For centuries
Connor Murphy and Gabriiel Krown walk out. Krown drops to a knee, arms pointed outward. Murphy stands behind him, arms raised. As "centuries" is sung, golden pyro rains down behind them. Kyle Travis stands in the shadows off to the side.
Krown gets to his feet, and spins a bit, his robe flying behind him as he turns to stand next to Murphy. The two men walk to the ring, with Kyle Travis behind them, ignoring the jeers and boos from the crowd.
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
The two men climb the stairs and walk along the apron before entering the ring. In the middle of the ring, the two strike the same pose as they did at the entrance. Krown gets to his feet and the two move to their corner, taking off their robes. Kyle Travis takes his place at ringside.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, they are…Sang Réal!
Bolt Thomas:
They are NOT happy with Francisco Lopez right now, and you have to wonder how that’ll affect this match…
Aaron Gurst:
In only interesting ways, I’m sure!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents…
Wayward One starts playing as the lights turn blue. 14 seconds into the song, Francisco Lopez appears from the stage, as four pillars of fire continuously shoot up. He slowly makes his way to the ring, staring at his battleground as he walks around the ring. He slides into the ring, and stands in the center of the ring for a few moments, staring into the distance before removing the hood, revealing his face. He walks toward a nearby corner and stands, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first…he is, Francisco Lopez!
Blue lights strobe around the arena as the opening riffs of "Elevation" hit the arena sound system. The fans rise to their feet in anticipation. Suddenly, the opening drums of "Nothing Left" pound the sound system as Joe Summers comes running out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking focused as ever. The fans cheer loudly and show their support as Joe runs back and forth across the top of the ramp, calling for them to get even louder. He then smirks and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans in the front row on his way. Joe slides into the ring and pops back up to his feet, soaking in the crowd reaction. He takes a deep breath and leans against the rope as he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his partner...Joe Summers!
Bolt Thomas:
Francisco Lopez just wrestled one of the most emotional matches of his career, and then he called for a truce with the rest of the Aristocracy, which I don't think they're open to accepting...
Aaron Gurst:
He retired one of their own, Dolty! Why would they accept his truce?
Before the match can begin, Connor and Gabriel both look at each other and nod. They suddenly run across the ring and begin to pound away on Francisco Lopez in an effort to wear him down. Blow after blow connects with the Devastation Champion as he tries to fight back. Lopez shoves Gabriel away from him, but suddenly, the two men drag Lopez toward the center of the ring. Gabriel spins Lopez around and gets him into a German Suplex position. Connor bounces off of the ropes, but before anything else can happen, Joe charges at him and delivers a spear that sends Connor crashing to the mat! Lopez elbows his way out of Gabriel’s grasp and begins to fight back with some right hands of his own as the fans are on their feet!
Bolt Thomas:
This is an interesting start to this match…
Aaron Gurst:
Match? I didn’t hear a bell, Dolty!
While the two announcers continue to banter, Joe steps into the ring to get things started for his team. Gabriel initially tries to blow past Joe to get to Lopez, but Joe cuts him off and the referee calls for the bell, the match officially underway. Joe spins Gabriel around and hits him with a European Uppercut, followed by a second, and then a third! Gabriel struggles to stay upright as Joe bounces him off of the ropes. He steps toward the middle of the ring to meet him and lifts Gabriel in the air on the rebound, delivering a flapjack that sends Gabriel crashing to the mat. Gabriel stumbles back up to his feet as Joe rushes at him and delivers a running knee strike!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe’s got the early advantage in this one…
Gabriel stumbles around the ring. Joe grabs hold of him and sends Gabriel flying across the ring and into the nearest corner! Gabriel slumps against the ropes as Joe quickly bounces off of the ropes to pick up speed - leaping into the air and trying to hit Gabriel with a Stinger Splash! Gabriel ducks out of the way at the last possible second! Joe hits the turnbuckle and stumbles around from the impact. Gabriel grabs hold of Joe from behind and lifts him into the air - delivering a German Suplex that he bridges into a pin attempt for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Joe kicks out!
Joe slowly staggers back up to his feet. Gabriel closes the gap between the two of them and charges at Joe, driving his knee into Joe’s ribs. Joe doubles over as Gabriel delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Gabriel then grabs hold of Joe and locks in a front facelock! He drives Joe back into his corner of the ring as Connor tags himself into the match. Gabriel shoves Joe back into his corner of the ring and holds him in place so that Connor can run across the ring and deliver a running clothesline! Joe nearly slumps down to the mat, which Connor uses to his advantage as he hoists Joe into the air and delivers a vertical suplex! He hooks Joe’s leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Joe kicks out again!
Bolt Thomas:
The teamwork of Sang Réal is on full display right now!
Connor turns his attention back toward Francisco Lopez and yells at him for a moment. He then drags Joe back up to his feet and hits him with a right hand, and then a second, and then a third. Joe groggily stands in the center of the ring as Connor bounces off of the ropes - and walks right into a superkick! Connor teeters but just barely manages to stand on his feet! Joe takes a moment to recover before trying to make his way back to his corner of the ring! Just before he can tag Lopez into the match, Connor grabs his leg and pulls Joe in toward him! He tries to blast Joe in the mouth with an elbow smash! Joe ducks underneath the attempt and instead plants Connor on the mat with a fameasser! The fans are on their feet as Joe hurries over to his corner of the ring and tags Lopez into the match!
Bolt Thomas:
That was a tag Joe needed to make!
Lopez quickly hurries into the ring and charges at Connor, delivering a forearm smash! He then runs across the ring and knocks Gabriel off of the apron! The fans cheer as Lopez bounces off of the ropes and ducks underneath Connor’s clothesline attempt! He throws himself at Connor and delivers a huge spear! Lopez grabs hold of Connor and gets him into position for Life’s Cross as the fans are on their feet! Just before he can snap it off, Gabriel steps back into the ring and knocks Lopez away from Connor! Lopez quickly regains his footing and charges at Gabriel, who responds by blocking the attempt and delivering a jawbreaker! Lopez hits the mat as Gabriel begins to stomp away on him with absolutely no regard for the fact that the referee is giving him a warning!
Bolt Thomas:
It looks like Gabriel’s enjoying this, but he needs to be careful…
Aaron Gurst:
I’m not sure he’s actually worried about winning this right now!
Connor makes it over to Gabriel and stops him from attacking. He drags Lopez up to his feet. The two men look at one another and nod. Gabriel helps Connor hold Lopez up in the air in a powerbomb position! Gabriel tries to get into position for a double knee backbreaker, when suddenly, Joe re-enters the ring! He drives Gabriel over toward the ropes and sends him over the ropes and out onto the floor! Connor hesitates for a moment as Joe bounces off of the ropes and dives through the ropes, sending Gabriel back to the floor with a suicide dive!
Bolt Thomas:
Gabriel’s out of the picture!
Connor pauses for a moment before trying to deliver a powerbomb! Lopez reverses the attempt by delivering a hurricanrana instead! Connor pops back up to his feet - and is immediately hit with Heaven’s Denial 2.0! The fans cheer as Lopez hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREEE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…the team of Francisco Lopez and Joe Summers!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe helped create the opening, and Lopez knew exactly what to do with it!