Post by \w/Chaosnmayhem\w/ on Feb 4, 2024 23:11:07 GMT -5
Joe Summers vs. Archangel Michael
The CPW logo flashes across the screen as yet another edition of Pure Mayhem comes on the air.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Blue lights strobe around the arena as the opening riffs of "Elevation" hit the arena sound system. The fans rise to their feet in anticipation. Suddenly, the opening drums of "Nothing Left" pound the sound system as Joe Summers comes running out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking focused as ever. The fans cheer loudly and show their support as Joe runs back and forth across the top of the ramp, calling for them to get even louder. He then smirks and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans in the front row on his way. Joe slides into the ring and pops back up to his feet, soaking in the crowd reaction. He takes a deep breath and leans against the rope as he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, he is…JOE SUMMERS!!
Bolt Thomas:
We’re starting things off with the King of Chaos tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
Well…at the very least, that means things should be interesting!
"Punishment" by Biohazard begins to play, Golden light fills the arena as a white strobe alternates in time with the music. Suddenly, Archangel Michael appears. He stands in all of his glory and surveys his dominion for evil to vanquish before heading down to the right.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is…ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe won’t have it easy, however, since he’ll be in the ring against one of the more impressive newcomers that we’ve seen in quite some time!
Aaron Gurst:
This man is on a mission, and there is NOTHING that will stop him!
The referee calls for the bell, and the match - and show - are officially underway. Michael wastes no time in getting things started as he charges across the ring and blasts Joe in the face with a hard right hand! He follows it up with a second, and then a third. Joe stumbles back from the impact as Michael grabs hold of him and shoots him across the ring. Michael bounces off of the ropes and meets Joe in the center of the ring, taking him off of his feet with a big clothesline! Joe rolls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself back up to his feet. Unfortunately for Joe, Michael comes charging over at him and delivers a running boot that sends Joe out to the floor!
Bolt Thomas:
To your point…he’s starting this match off like a man on a mission!
Aaron Gurst:
Gotta love it!
Joe tries to stagger back up to his feet on the floor. He’s unable to do much of anything before Michael bounces off of the ropes and sends Joe to the floor with a suicide dive! Archangel Michael grabs hold of Joe and rolls him back into the ring. Joe stumbles back up to his feet as Michael stands on the apron and waits. Once Joe is back on his feet, Michael launches himself into the ring and delivers a slingshot spear! He hooks the leg and covers, picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH–NO!
Joe tries to pull himself back up to his feet. Michael bounces off of the ropes and tries to gain some momentum, when suddenly, Joe cuts him off with a superkick! Michael drops to a knee and tries to shake off the cobwebs! Joe bounces off of the ropes and sends Archangel Michael crashing to the floor with a running neckbreaker! He hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
Archangel Michael tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Joe grabs hold of him and shoots him over toward the nearest corner! Michael reverses the attempt as Joe crashes into the turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards as Michael runs at him from behind and delivers a clubbing blow to the back of the head.
Bolt Thomas:
This has been an exciting, back and forth match thus far!
Michael shakes his head and brings Joe back up to his feet. He lifts him into the air and tries to deliver a corner powerbomb to Joe! Joe reverses the attempt and catches Archangel Michael with a hurricanrana! He bounces off of the ropes and tries to send Michael back to the mat with a forearm smash! Michael ducks underneath the attempt and spins Joe around. He drives his knee into Joe’s ribs and then sets him up for a DDT! Joe spins out of Michael’s grasp and quickly lifts him into the air, snapping off a picture-perfect End of Summer in the center of the ring! Joe then hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…JOE SUMMERS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Archangel Michael gave it a real effort, but Joe finds a way to win it!
Miss Daisy Jones vs. Denni Summers
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
"I'm Too Virtuous" Akira Yamaoka starts up and Miss Daisy Jones appears at the top of the ramp. She has a notebook in her hand. She stands at the top of the ramp and glances through it for a moment making her way down to the ring, winking at the occasional fan along the way.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, she is…MISS DAISY JONES!!!
Aaron Gurst:
Do you think she’s got notes on Denni in that notebook?
Bolt Thomas:
It’s…complicated, to say the least.
Aaron Gurst:
Well, she might think Denni is going to be an easy win, but if we know anything about Denni…
Bolt Thomas:
It’s that we know nothing about Denni.
"Open Your Eyes" fills the arena, the lighting darkening as a flashing strobe effect picks up. Denni Summers steps out into the entryway, a smirk on her face. She takes a cocky little bow, smiling at the positive crowd reaction before heading down toward the ring. On the way down, she slaps hands with a few fans as she passes, clapping a bit to get them cheering louder. She climbs into the ring upon reaching it, heading to the center, and gives her hips a shake to rile up the crowd even more. Grinning at the cheering from the crowd, she gives her ass a slap, then heads to her corner, leaning against it as she waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent, she is…DENNI SUMMERS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, she seems like she’s in a good mood for now!
Aaron Gurst:
Let’s see if it lasts…
Miss Daisy Jones takes another peek at her notebook and then slams it shut. The referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Miss Daisy Jones eyes Denni up and down as she tries to get her plan in order. Suddenly, Denni charges across the ring and hits Miss Daisy Jones in the mouth with a forearm shot! She follows it up with a second. Denni then grabs hold of Miss Daisy Jones and shoots her across the ring! Daisy crashes against the turnbuckle and slumps against it for a moment. Denni comes charging across the ring full speed and crashes into Miss Daisy Jones with a running hip attack! Daisy falls down to the mat and tries to catch her breath! Unfortunately for her, Denni is ready for it, bouncing off of the ropes and landing on Daisy with a running senton! She hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, this is an impressive start to the match for Denni!
Aaron Gurst:
Listen, all the notes in the world won’t prepare you for Denni when she’s on her game. She’s GOOD! Sometimes.
The fans are on their feet as Denni turns and gives her hips a shake. She then struts her way over toward Miss Daisy Jones and grabs hold of her. Denni runs over toward the ropes and tries to use them as a springboard so that she can deliver a bulldog! Miss Daisy Jones manages to hold Denni in the air for a moment. She then tosses her down to the mat so that Denni’s ass bounces off of it! Denni’s eyes go wide in pain as Miss Daisy Jones runs at her and delivers a boot to the face!
Aaron Gurst:
Nevermind…
Miss Daisy Jones grabs hold of Denni’s hair and yanks on it! Denni’s eyes continue to go wide as the referee warns Miss Daisy Jones that she’s not allowed to do that. Daisy shrugs her shoulders and pulls Denni into a sleeper attempt! Just before she can properly lock it in, Denni scampers over to the ropes and grabs hold of them. The referee forces Miss Daisy Jones to give Denni her space. Daisy backs off for a moment. Once Denni is back up on her feet, she shakes her head and charges at Miss Daisy Jones once again - only to walk into a drop-toe-hold for her efforts! Miss Daisy Jones quickly tries to transition it into a figure four leglock, though Denni once again scurries over to the ropes and grabs hold of them!
Bolt Thomas:
It looks like Miss Daisy Jones has figured out how she wants to approach this match!
Aaron Gurst:
She just needs to actually lock in one of these holds…
Denni uses the ropes to reach her feet once again. Miss Daisy Jones grabs hold of Denni and pulls her toward the center of the ring. She slaps Denni to knock her loopy before bouncing off of the ropes to pick up speed! Unfortunately for her, when Daisy comes back on the rebound, Denni leaps into the air and cuts her off with a rearview! Daisy crashes to the mat as Denni steps back and lines herself up with her for a fameasser!
Bolt Thomas:
Denni has this scouted…
Before Daisy reaches her feet, the arena lights suddenly cut out. The screen flickers to static for a moment. The screen then goes dark. The lights come back on as Denni looks on in confusion. She then turns around as Daisy tries to hit her with The Cane! Denni ducks underneath the kick and grabs hold of Daisy, trying to set her up for Summer’s End! Daisy drops her down to the mat and locks in a dragon sleeper! She pulls back as Denni has no choice but to tap out!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…MISS DAISY JONES!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Who do you think that was?
Aaron Gurst:
Honestly…I don’t know.
Bolt Thomas:
Either way, Miss Daisy Jones picks up the win!
Ryan Ashworth vs. Jillian Latto vs. Duke Jupiter
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is a triple threat match and it is set for one fall.
Light Em Up/Radioactive mashup begins to to play. Stephen and Ryan Ashworth come jogging out of the entrance way. Stephen throws his arms out, waving to the crowd to make some noise and trying to get the crowd behind them while Ryan raises his arms. They go to the center of the ramp, holding up three fingers and begin counting down “Three...Two...One! Lay-on!” while throwing the arm out and lifting a finger for the countdown.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Cape Cod, Massachusetts, representing Ripper this is Ryan Ashworth!
Bolt Thomas:
This is an exciting young man to see in CPW!
Aaron Gurst:
We’ll see how that goes.
Bolt Thomas:
He’ll put on a great show!
Aaron Gurst:
We’ll see if it’s enough.
“She's my cherry pie””
As “Cherry Pie” by Warrant plays, Jillian Latto struts out wearing an open fur coat. She crouches down low and gyrates herself up while Candice Cane stands off to the side and runs her hands over her body. Jillian holds up her arm in a talk to the hand gesture, looking away from the crowd as she walks down the aisle. She removes her coat, letting it drop onto the floor and climbs the stairs. She slowly and seductively enters the ring, making it a point to give the crowd a shot of her ass and chest. She flips her hair back and saunters to her corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
His opponents, first, weighing in at 132 pounds and hailing from Los Angeles, California, representing Divalicious, this is Jillian Latto!
Bolt Thomas:
And this woman…
Aaron Gurst:
Do NOT forget your place!
Bolt Thomas:
You can’t be serious.
Aaron Gurst:
Divalicious is going to rule the world so get used to it!
The arena goes dark and then is filled with bright lights that alternate colors with the driving opening riff of "Check My Brain" by Alice In Chains rips through the house PA. A pool of mirror-like water appears on the tron as Duke Jupiter's head pops out of the water. He opens his eyes and soon after a third one opens on his forehead before the clip loops and starts all over again.
Slowly Duke Jupiter emerges from behind the curtain. He pauses at the top of the ramp way and stands with his hands out to his sides.
Duke suddenly springs to motion, soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He smirks and eyes the crowd lining the ramp way, one side, then the other with a look of intensity as he heads toward the ring. When he reaches the ropes he climbs into the ring slowly and approaches the center. His expression is baked on and unchanging as he throws a fist into the air once again eliciting a strong reaction from the crowd.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, weighing in at 210 pounds, hailing from Indian Lake, New York, he is one half of the Triple Crown Tag Team Champions, this is Duke Jupiter!
Bolt Thomas:
I think this is a big opportunity for the other two but this man…
Aaron Gurst:
He’d better watch his ass.
Bolt Thomas:
Don't you think the other two had better watch their ases considering they’re chasing him and his wife for the championships they carry?
Aaron Gurst:
It’s a travesty that we’re even talking about this!
The bell sounds and Jillian Latto fakes running at Duke. Ryan charges in at Duke and Jillian stays back to watch as Ryan leaps at Duke. Duke sidesteps and spins so Ryan’s own momentum takes him into the ropes. Duke catches him as he bounces back for a bridging German suplex.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Jillian steps back and watches as Ryan and Duke both get to their feet. Duke cracks Ryan in the mouth and Ryan recoils. He comes back with a step-up enziguri. Duke staggers and Jillian runs over to hit a high knee to the back that sends Duke through the ropes to the floor. Jillian rolls Ryan up from behind.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Jillian almost just stole this one.
Aaron Gurst:
How dare you! That was great strategy!
Bolt Thomas:
Strategy? She waited and then tried to sneak it without actually doing anything herself!
Aaron Gurst:
See! Strategy! Work smarter not harder!
Jillian jumps to her feet and starts to kick at Ryan, putting the boots to him. As Ryan tries to roll away, Jillian jumps into a side cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
JILLIAN REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
On the outside, Duke starts to get to his feet. Ryan rolls away and runs across the ring. He rebounds off the far ropes and comes back across the ring diving through the ropes and knocking Duke right back down as the crowd explodes. Ryan jumps up and plays to the crowd for a second before diving back into the ring. Jillian catches him coming in for an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Ryan jumps up and runs to the far ropes again. He comes racing back and launches himself into a flying lariat. Jillian ducks it and Ryan crashes into the ropes. Jillian runs in behind or an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Jillian is propelled into the ropes. She bounces back and Ryan gets her coming off for a big arm drag that lands Jillian halfway across the ring. He tries to run to the ropes only for Duke to reach up and pull the rope down. Ryan tumbles through to the floor. Duke grabs him and hits Get Right on the floor. Duke rolls into the ring. Jillian staggers to him and Duke catches her for Electric Ladyland.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bolt Thomas:
Duke just looks like he got pissed…
Aaron Gurst:
Or insulted.
Bolt Thomas:
Ryan Ashworth just…
Aaron Gurst:
He flew all over and it didn’t help.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner, Duke Jupiter!
Francisco Lopez vs. Victoria Travis
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall!
The arena lights go out.
I see your red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
"Paint it Black [Epic Trailer Version]" by Hidden Citizens plays over the arena. Victoria Travis stands at the top of the ramp in the spotlight, wearing a hooded, sleeveless robe like cloak with her arms crossed over her chest and head down. With a fluid motion, she uncrosses her arms and removes her hood, spreading her arms wide and spraying poison mist. She laughs manically and walks to the ring.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Victoria Travis climbs the stairs and steps into the ring. She pulls off her robe, spinning it and tossing outside the ring.
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
She lowers her arms and starts stalking back and forth like a predator, her eyes on her opponent.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 125 pounds and hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Victoria Travis!
Bolt Thomas:
Here she comes…
Aaron Gurst:
The Serial Killer!
Bolt Thomas:
I am not calling her that.
Aaron Gurst:
You better watch it or she’ll show you how she got the name!
“Wayward One” starts playing as the lights turn Blue and Silver. 12 seconds into the song, Francisco Lopez appears on the stage, surrounded by smoke. He slowly makes his way to the ring, staring at his battleground as he walks around the ring. He slides into the ring, and stands in the center of the ring for a few moments, staring into the distance. He walks toward a nearby corner and stands, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Hartford, Connecticut, Francisco Lopez!
Bolt Thomas:
So does this mean Victoria’s gonna make an example of Lopez because she hates heroes?
Aaron Gurst:
Victoria would make an example of Lopez just because he’s beneath her.
Bolt Thomas:
How is he beneath her?
Aaron Gurst:
He’s breathing her oxygen!
The bell sounds and Lopez steps out to meet Victoria in the middle of the ring. Victoria runs in and lap at Lopez. Lopez catches her coming in with a big kick to the face, Victoria goes down hard and Lopez tries to cover.
ONE!
TWO!
VICTORIA ROLLS INTO A CRADLE!
ONE!
TWO!
LOPEZ REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
VICTORIA KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Lopez just…
Aaron Gurst:
This abomination will not go unavenged!
Bolt Thomas:
Avenged?
Aaron Gurst:
This embarrassment is uncalled for and Victoria will show him his place at her earliest convenience!
Lopez jumps up and looks for a DDT. Victoria manages to drop to her knees and drills Lopez low. Lopez’s eyes go wide and he doubles over in pain. Victoria nails him a second and a third time low. Lopez falls to his knees and falls out to the floor. Victoria follows him out and hit the Swift End on the floor. The referee starts counting them out.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Victoria gets up and smirks down at Lopez, rolling back into the ring.
FOUR!
FIVE!
Victoria steps back and the referee motions that she’s up but continues counting Lopez out.
SIX!
SEVEN!
Lopez starts to stand up and Victoria hits a baseball slide to knock him back down without leaving the ring herself.
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
The referee calls for the bell. Victoria goes out to the floor and goes for the Victory Lock. Lopez kicks her off and starts to fight back. He gets on top of her and starts hammering away. Victoria rolls it and gets on top pounding away in kind. Lopez rolls it again and the two keep swinging on each other. Security rushes in to try and pull them away from each other as the crowd cheers the fight on.
Bolt Thomas:
Victoria gets the victory but…
Aaron Gurst:
But nothing, Lopez just earned himself a second receipt!
Bolt Thomas:
You’re saying that's what this was?
Aaron Gurst:
Of course and there will be another, mark my words.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner by countout, Victoria Travis!
Disturbed(c) vs Nightmare
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the CPW Devastation Championship!
The house lights cut out as the opening of “Press F” by Attack Attack! begins to play around the arena as the strobes begin to flash in hues of purple to the beat of the bass and drums. At the 18second mark of the song as the lyrics kick in we watch as Nightmare make his way onto the stage. His head cloaked by the zipped black hoodie he wears; we watch as he takes a few steps forward before looking out at the crowd. Turning his back he pauses for a moment before beginning to walk backwards towards the ring while looking up at the arena tron. After a few steps he turns around and sprints the rest of the way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Once inside the ring, we watch as Nightmare goes to the far right turnbuckle and stands atop the 2nd rope and throws his arms up in an X under his chin before extending his arms out to flip off the crowd. Hopping down Nightmare unzips his hoodie and tosses it to the floor before sitting cross-legged in the corner, awaiting for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 196 pounds and hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, this is Nightmare!
Bolt Thomas:
Here we go.
Aaron Gurst:
This should be a good fight.
Bolt Thomas:
Yes, it should be.
Aaron Gurst:
Who knows what we’re in for.
Otep’s “Lords of War” hits and Shamaya leads her man, the monster Disturbed, out onto the stage. The two make their way down to the ringside area where Disturbed nods and Shamaya takes her leave.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, weighing in at 350, the current, reigning, defending CPW Devastation Campion, Disturbed!
Bolt Thomas:
That man always sends Shamaya away like he knows he's about to do something bad.
Aaron Gurst:
It’s Disturbed, of course he does.
Bolt Thomas:
What does he think he’s gonna do now?
Aaron Gurst:
He doesn’t think…. He knows.
Nightmare runs by Disturbed and runs to the ropes. He jumps into a springboard. Disturbed catches him and swings around into a sidewalk slam.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Nightmare tries to roll away but Disturbed grabs him and hoists him up. Nightmare thumbs him in the eyes. Disturbed drops gim and Nightmare kicks the big man in the knee. He kicks the other knee and then runs back to the ropes. He rebounds back and hits a dropkick to the knees. Disturbed falls to one knee. Nightmare runs back and dropkicks the knees again. Disturbed is rocked and Nightmare runs back to the ropes again. He rebounds back and looks for another dropkick to the news. Disturbed catches him by the throat and lifts Nightmare up for a big chokeslam. Nightmare hits hard and Disturbed covers.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Bolt Thomas:
Nightmare is showing he can hurt Disturbed but every time he gets close, the big man smacks him like a bug hitting a windshield.
Aaron Gurst:
And yet, it’s not over…
Bolt Thomas:
What is it gonna take?
Aaron Gurst:
Somebody making a mistake.
Disturbed starts to get up and grabs Nightmare as he starts up and tosses him into the corner. Nightmare crashes against the turnbuckles and Disturbed hits him with a big boot. Nightmare goes down hard. Disturbed covers and Nightmare rolls her over into a cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
REVERSAL!
ONE!
TWO!
REVERSAL!
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED ANGRILY KICKS OUT!
Nightmare rolls away and ascends to the top rope. Disturbed gets to his feet. Nightmare jumps off and into a missile dropkick. Disturbed staggers back. Nightmare jumps up and hits the Driver’s Side Impact. Disturbed tumbles down and falls through the ropes onto the apron. Nightmare jumps up and grabs the top rope, slingshotting himself into a leg drop on Disturbed on the apron. Nightmare bounces to the floor. Disturbed rolls over the way back into the ring under the bottom rope. Nightmare jumps in for a slingshot senton splash. He covers the big man.
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Nightmare goes to grab the big man and gets shoved off the grasp. Nightmare falls back into the corner. Disturbed hits a rising lariat and Nightmare goes down hard. Disturbed covers.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Disturbed goes to pull Nightmare up. Nightmare gets a jumping knee to the face. Disturbed doubles over onto one knee and Nightmare hits a Driver’s Side Impact. Disturbed goes down. Nightmare covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bolt Thomas:
Nightmare got the big man!
Aaron Gurst:
He chopped down the redwood.
Bolt Thomas:
This is not gonna make Disturbed happy for Super Brawl.
Aaron Gurst:
No… it’s not.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner and new CPW Devastation Champion, Nightmare!
The CPW logo flashes across the screen as yet another edition of Pure Mayhem comes on the air.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Blue lights strobe around the arena as the opening riffs of "Elevation" hit the arena sound system. The fans rise to their feet in anticipation. Suddenly, the opening drums of "Nothing Left" pound the sound system as Joe Summers comes running out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking focused as ever. The fans cheer loudly and show their support as Joe runs back and forth across the top of the ramp, calling for them to get even louder. He then smirks and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans in the front row on his way. Joe slides into the ring and pops back up to his feet, soaking in the crowd reaction. He takes a deep breath and leans against the rope as he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, he is…JOE SUMMERS!!
Bolt Thomas:
We’re starting things off with the King of Chaos tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
Well…at the very least, that means things should be interesting!
"Punishment" by Biohazard begins to play, Golden light fills the arena as a white strobe alternates in time with the music. Suddenly, Archangel Michael appears. He stands in all of his glory and surveys his dominion for evil to vanquish before heading down to the right.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is…ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe won’t have it easy, however, since he’ll be in the ring against one of the more impressive newcomers that we’ve seen in quite some time!
Aaron Gurst:
This man is on a mission, and there is NOTHING that will stop him!
The referee calls for the bell, and the match - and show - are officially underway. Michael wastes no time in getting things started as he charges across the ring and blasts Joe in the face with a hard right hand! He follows it up with a second, and then a third. Joe stumbles back from the impact as Michael grabs hold of him and shoots him across the ring. Michael bounces off of the ropes and meets Joe in the center of the ring, taking him off of his feet with a big clothesline! Joe rolls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself back up to his feet. Unfortunately for Joe, Michael comes charging over at him and delivers a running boot that sends Joe out to the floor!
Bolt Thomas:
To your point…he’s starting this match off like a man on a mission!
Aaron Gurst:
Gotta love it!
Joe tries to stagger back up to his feet on the floor. He’s unable to do much of anything before Michael bounces off of the ropes and sends Joe to the floor with a suicide dive! Archangel Michael grabs hold of Joe and rolls him back into the ring. Joe stumbles back up to his feet as Michael stands on the apron and waits. Once Joe is back on his feet, Michael launches himself into the ring and delivers a slingshot spear! He hooks the leg and covers, picking up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH–NO!
Joe tries to pull himself back up to his feet. Michael bounces off of the ropes and tries to gain some momentum, when suddenly, Joe cuts him off with a superkick! Michael drops to a knee and tries to shake off the cobwebs! Joe bounces off of the ropes and sends Archangel Michael crashing to the floor with a running neckbreaker! He hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
Archangel Michael tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Joe grabs hold of him and shoots him over toward the nearest corner! Michael reverses the attempt as Joe crashes into the turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards as Michael runs at him from behind and delivers a clubbing blow to the back of the head.
Bolt Thomas:
This has been an exciting, back and forth match thus far!
Michael shakes his head and brings Joe back up to his feet. He lifts him into the air and tries to deliver a corner powerbomb to Joe! Joe reverses the attempt and catches Archangel Michael with a hurricanrana! He bounces off of the ropes and tries to send Michael back to the mat with a forearm smash! Michael ducks underneath the attempt and spins Joe around. He drives his knee into Joe’s ribs and then sets him up for a DDT! Joe spins out of Michael’s grasp and quickly lifts him into the air, snapping off a picture-perfect End of Summer in the center of the ring! Joe then hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…JOE SUMMERS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Archangel Michael gave it a real effort, but Joe finds a way to win it!
Miss Daisy Jones vs. Denni Summers
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
"I'm Too Virtuous" Akira Yamaoka starts up and Miss Daisy Jones appears at the top of the ramp. She has a notebook in her hand. She stands at the top of the ramp and glances through it for a moment making her way down to the ring, winking at the occasional fan along the way.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, she is…MISS DAISY JONES!!!
Aaron Gurst:
Do you think she’s got notes on Denni in that notebook?
Bolt Thomas:
It’s…complicated, to say the least.
Aaron Gurst:
Well, she might think Denni is going to be an easy win, but if we know anything about Denni…
Bolt Thomas:
It’s that we know nothing about Denni.
"Open Your Eyes" fills the arena, the lighting darkening as a flashing strobe effect picks up. Denni Summers steps out into the entryway, a smirk on her face. She takes a cocky little bow, smiling at the positive crowd reaction before heading down toward the ring. On the way down, she slaps hands with a few fans as she passes, clapping a bit to get them cheering louder. She climbs into the ring upon reaching it, heading to the center, and gives her hips a shake to rile up the crowd even more. Grinning at the cheering from the crowd, she gives her ass a slap, then heads to her corner, leaning against it as she waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent, she is…DENNI SUMMERS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, she seems like she’s in a good mood for now!
Aaron Gurst:
Let’s see if it lasts…
Miss Daisy Jones takes another peek at her notebook and then slams it shut. The referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Miss Daisy Jones eyes Denni up and down as she tries to get her plan in order. Suddenly, Denni charges across the ring and hits Miss Daisy Jones in the mouth with a forearm shot! She follows it up with a second. Denni then grabs hold of Miss Daisy Jones and shoots her across the ring! Daisy crashes against the turnbuckle and slumps against it for a moment. Denni comes charging across the ring full speed and crashes into Miss Daisy Jones with a running hip attack! Daisy falls down to the mat and tries to catch her breath! Unfortunately for her, Denni is ready for it, bouncing off of the ropes and landing on Daisy with a running senton! She hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, this is an impressive start to the match for Denni!
Aaron Gurst:
Listen, all the notes in the world won’t prepare you for Denni when she’s on her game. She’s GOOD! Sometimes.
The fans are on their feet as Denni turns and gives her hips a shake. She then struts her way over toward Miss Daisy Jones and grabs hold of her. Denni runs over toward the ropes and tries to use them as a springboard so that she can deliver a bulldog! Miss Daisy Jones manages to hold Denni in the air for a moment. She then tosses her down to the mat so that Denni’s ass bounces off of it! Denni’s eyes go wide in pain as Miss Daisy Jones runs at her and delivers a boot to the face!
Aaron Gurst:
Nevermind…
Miss Daisy Jones grabs hold of Denni’s hair and yanks on it! Denni’s eyes continue to go wide as the referee warns Miss Daisy Jones that she’s not allowed to do that. Daisy shrugs her shoulders and pulls Denni into a sleeper attempt! Just before she can properly lock it in, Denni scampers over to the ropes and grabs hold of them. The referee forces Miss Daisy Jones to give Denni her space. Daisy backs off for a moment. Once Denni is back up on her feet, she shakes her head and charges at Miss Daisy Jones once again - only to walk into a drop-toe-hold for her efforts! Miss Daisy Jones quickly tries to transition it into a figure four leglock, though Denni once again scurries over to the ropes and grabs hold of them!
Bolt Thomas:
It looks like Miss Daisy Jones has figured out how she wants to approach this match!
Aaron Gurst:
She just needs to actually lock in one of these holds…
Denni uses the ropes to reach her feet once again. Miss Daisy Jones grabs hold of Denni and pulls her toward the center of the ring. She slaps Denni to knock her loopy before bouncing off of the ropes to pick up speed! Unfortunately for her, when Daisy comes back on the rebound, Denni leaps into the air and cuts her off with a rearview! Daisy crashes to the mat as Denni steps back and lines herself up with her for a fameasser!
Bolt Thomas:
Denni has this scouted…
Before Daisy reaches her feet, the arena lights suddenly cut out. The screen flickers to static for a moment. The screen then goes dark. The lights come back on as Denni looks on in confusion. She then turns around as Daisy tries to hit her with The Cane! Denni ducks underneath the kick and grabs hold of Daisy, trying to set her up for Summer’s End! Daisy drops her down to the mat and locks in a dragon sleeper! She pulls back as Denni has no choice but to tap out!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…MISS DAISY JONES!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Who do you think that was?
Aaron Gurst:
Honestly…I don’t know.
Bolt Thomas:
Either way, Miss Daisy Jones picks up the win!
Ryan Ashworth vs. Jillian Latto vs. Duke Jupiter
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is a triple threat match and it is set for one fall.
Light Em Up/Radioactive mashup begins to to play. Stephen and Ryan Ashworth come jogging out of the entrance way. Stephen throws his arms out, waving to the crowd to make some noise and trying to get the crowd behind them while Ryan raises his arms. They go to the center of the ramp, holding up three fingers and begin counting down “Three...Two...One! Lay-on!” while throwing the arm out and lifting a finger for the countdown.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Cape Cod, Massachusetts, representing Ripper this is Ryan Ashworth!
Bolt Thomas:
This is an exciting young man to see in CPW!
Aaron Gurst:
We’ll see how that goes.
Bolt Thomas:
He’ll put on a great show!
Aaron Gurst:
We’ll see if it’s enough.
“She's my cherry pie””
As “Cherry Pie” by Warrant plays, Jillian Latto struts out wearing an open fur coat. She crouches down low and gyrates herself up while Candice Cane stands off to the side and runs her hands over her body. Jillian holds up her arm in a talk to the hand gesture, looking away from the crowd as she walks down the aisle. She removes her coat, letting it drop onto the floor and climbs the stairs. She slowly and seductively enters the ring, making it a point to give the crowd a shot of her ass and chest. She flips her hair back and saunters to her corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
His opponents, first, weighing in at 132 pounds and hailing from Los Angeles, California, representing Divalicious, this is Jillian Latto!
Bolt Thomas:
And this woman…
Aaron Gurst:
Do NOT forget your place!
Bolt Thomas:
You can’t be serious.
Aaron Gurst:
Divalicious is going to rule the world so get used to it!
The arena goes dark and then is filled with bright lights that alternate colors with the driving opening riff of "Check My Brain" by Alice In Chains rips through the house PA. A pool of mirror-like water appears on the tron as Duke Jupiter's head pops out of the water. He opens his eyes and soon after a third one opens on his forehead before the clip loops and starts all over again.
Slowly Duke Jupiter emerges from behind the curtain. He pauses at the top of the ramp way and stands with his hands out to his sides.
Duke suddenly springs to motion, soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He smirks and eyes the crowd lining the ramp way, one side, then the other with a look of intensity as he heads toward the ring. When he reaches the ropes he climbs into the ring slowly and approaches the center. His expression is baked on and unchanging as he throws a fist into the air once again eliciting a strong reaction from the crowd.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, weighing in at 210 pounds, hailing from Indian Lake, New York, he is one half of the Triple Crown Tag Team Champions, this is Duke Jupiter!
Bolt Thomas:
I think this is a big opportunity for the other two but this man…
Aaron Gurst:
He’d better watch his ass.
Bolt Thomas:
Don't you think the other two had better watch their ases considering they’re chasing him and his wife for the championships they carry?
Aaron Gurst:
It’s a travesty that we’re even talking about this!
The bell sounds and Jillian Latto fakes running at Duke. Ryan charges in at Duke and Jillian stays back to watch as Ryan leaps at Duke. Duke sidesteps and spins so Ryan’s own momentum takes him into the ropes. Duke catches him as he bounces back for a bridging German suplex.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Jillian steps back and watches as Ryan and Duke both get to their feet. Duke cracks Ryan in the mouth and Ryan recoils. He comes back with a step-up enziguri. Duke staggers and Jillian runs over to hit a high knee to the back that sends Duke through the ropes to the floor. Jillian rolls Ryan up from behind.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Jillian almost just stole this one.
Aaron Gurst:
How dare you! That was great strategy!
Bolt Thomas:
Strategy? She waited and then tried to sneak it without actually doing anything herself!
Aaron Gurst:
See! Strategy! Work smarter not harder!
Jillian jumps to her feet and starts to kick at Ryan, putting the boots to him. As Ryan tries to roll away, Jillian jumps into a side cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
JILLIAN REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
On the outside, Duke starts to get to his feet. Ryan rolls away and runs across the ring. He rebounds off the far ropes and comes back across the ring diving through the ropes and knocking Duke right back down as the crowd explodes. Ryan jumps up and plays to the crowd for a second before diving back into the ring. Jillian catches him coming in for an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Ryan jumps up and runs to the far ropes again. He comes racing back and launches himself into a flying lariat. Jillian ducks it and Ryan crashes into the ropes. Jillian runs in behind or an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
RYAN KICKS OUT!
Jillian is propelled into the ropes. She bounces back and Ryan gets her coming off for a big arm drag that lands Jillian halfway across the ring. He tries to run to the ropes only for Duke to reach up and pull the rope down. Ryan tumbles through to the floor. Duke grabs him and hits Get Right on the floor. Duke rolls into the ring. Jillian staggers to him and Duke catches her for Electric Ladyland.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bolt Thomas:
Duke just looks like he got pissed…
Aaron Gurst:
Or insulted.
Bolt Thomas:
Ryan Ashworth just…
Aaron Gurst:
He flew all over and it didn’t help.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner, Duke Jupiter!
Francisco Lopez vs. Victoria Travis
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall!
The arena lights go out.
I see your red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
"Paint it Black [Epic Trailer Version]" by Hidden Citizens plays over the arena. Victoria Travis stands at the top of the ramp in the spotlight, wearing a hooded, sleeveless robe like cloak with her arms crossed over her chest and head down. With a fluid motion, she uncrosses her arms and removes her hood, spreading her arms wide and spraying poison mist. She laughs manically and walks to the ring.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Victoria Travis climbs the stairs and steps into the ring. She pulls off her robe, spinning it and tossing outside the ring.
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
She lowers her arms and starts stalking back and forth like a predator, her eyes on her opponent.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, weighing in at 125 pounds and hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Victoria Travis!
Bolt Thomas:
Here she comes…
Aaron Gurst:
The Serial Killer!
Bolt Thomas:
I am not calling her that.
Aaron Gurst:
You better watch it or she’ll show you how she got the name!
“Wayward One” starts playing as the lights turn Blue and Silver. 12 seconds into the song, Francisco Lopez appears on the stage, surrounded by smoke. He slowly makes his way to the ring, staring at his battleground as he walks around the ring. He slides into the ring, and stands in the center of the ring for a few moments, staring into the distance. He walks toward a nearby corner and stands, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Hartford, Connecticut, Francisco Lopez!
Bolt Thomas:
So does this mean Victoria’s gonna make an example of Lopez because she hates heroes?
Aaron Gurst:
Victoria would make an example of Lopez just because he’s beneath her.
Bolt Thomas:
How is he beneath her?
Aaron Gurst:
He’s breathing her oxygen!
The bell sounds and Lopez steps out to meet Victoria in the middle of the ring. Victoria runs in and lap at Lopez. Lopez catches her coming in with a big kick to the face, Victoria goes down hard and Lopez tries to cover.
ONE!
TWO!
VICTORIA ROLLS INTO A CRADLE!
ONE!
TWO!
LOPEZ REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
VICTORIA KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Lopez just…
Aaron Gurst:
This abomination will not go unavenged!
Bolt Thomas:
Avenged?
Aaron Gurst:
This embarrassment is uncalled for and Victoria will show him his place at her earliest convenience!
Lopez jumps up and looks for a DDT. Victoria manages to drop to her knees and drills Lopez low. Lopez’s eyes go wide and he doubles over in pain. Victoria nails him a second and a third time low. Lopez falls to his knees and falls out to the floor. Victoria follows him out and hit the Swift End on the floor. The referee starts counting them out.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Victoria gets up and smirks down at Lopez, rolling back into the ring.
FOUR!
FIVE!
Victoria steps back and the referee motions that she’s up but continues counting Lopez out.
SIX!
SEVEN!
Lopez starts to stand up and Victoria hits a baseball slide to knock him back down without leaving the ring herself.
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
The referee calls for the bell. Victoria goes out to the floor and goes for the Victory Lock. Lopez kicks her off and starts to fight back. He gets on top of her and starts hammering away. Victoria rolls it and gets on top pounding away in kind. Lopez rolls it again and the two keep swinging on each other. Security rushes in to try and pull them away from each other as the crowd cheers the fight on.
Bolt Thomas:
Victoria gets the victory but…
Aaron Gurst:
But nothing, Lopez just earned himself a second receipt!
Bolt Thomas:
You’re saying that's what this was?
Aaron Gurst:
Of course and there will be another, mark my words.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner by countout, Victoria Travis!
Disturbed(c) vs Nightmare
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the CPW Devastation Championship!
The house lights cut out as the opening of “Press F” by Attack Attack! begins to play around the arena as the strobes begin to flash in hues of purple to the beat of the bass and drums. At the 18second mark of the song as the lyrics kick in we watch as Nightmare make his way onto the stage. His head cloaked by the zipped black hoodie he wears; we watch as he takes a few steps forward before looking out at the crowd. Turning his back he pauses for a moment before beginning to walk backwards towards the ring while looking up at the arena tron. After a few steps he turns around and sprints the rest of the way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Once inside the ring, we watch as Nightmare goes to the far right turnbuckle and stands atop the 2nd rope and throws his arms up in an X under his chin before extending his arms out to flip off the crowd. Hopping down Nightmare unzips his hoodie and tosses it to the floor before sitting cross-legged in the corner, awaiting for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 196 pounds and hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, this is Nightmare!
Bolt Thomas:
Here we go.
Aaron Gurst:
This should be a good fight.
Bolt Thomas:
Yes, it should be.
Aaron Gurst:
Who knows what we’re in for.
Otep’s “Lords of War” hits and Shamaya leads her man, the monster Disturbed, out onto the stage. The two make their way down to the ringside area where Disturbed nods and Shamaya takes her leave.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, weighing in at 350, the current, reigning, defending CPW Devastation Campion, Disturbed!
Bolt Thomas:
That man always sends Shamaya away like he knows he's about to do something bad.
Aaron Gurst:
It’s Disturbed, of course he does.
Bolt Thomas:
What does he think he’s gonna do now?
Aaron Gurst:
He doesn’t think…. He knows.
Nightmare runs by Disturbed and runs to the ropes. He jumps into a springboard. Disturbed catches him and swings around into a sidewalk slam.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Nightmare tries to roll away but Disturbed grabs him and hoists him up. Nightmare thumbs him in the eyes. Disturbed drops gim and Nightmare kicks the big man in the knee. He kicks the other knee and then runs back to the ropes. He rebounds back and hits a dropkick to the knees. Disturbed falls to one knee. Nightmare runs back and dropkicks the knees again. Disturbed is rocked and Nightmare runs back to the ropes again. He rebounds back and looks for another dropkick to the news. Disturbed catches him by the throat and lifts Nightmare up for a big chokeslam. Nightmare hits hard and Disturbed covers.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Bolt Thomas:
Nightmare is showing he can hurt Disturbed but every time he gets close, the big man smacks him like a bug hitting a windshield.
Aaron Gurst:
And yet, it’s not over…
Bolt Thomas:
What is it gonna take?
Aaron Gurst:
Somebody making a mistake.
Disturbed starts to get up and grabs Nightmare as he starts up and tosses him into the corner. Nightmare crashes against the turnbuckles and Disturbed hits him with a big boot. Nightmare goes down hard. Disturbed covers and Nightmare rolls her over into a cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
REVERSAL!
ONE!
TWO!
REVERSAL!
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED ANGRILY KICKS OUT!
Nightmare rolls away and ascends to the top rope. Disturbed gets to his feet. Nightmare jumps off and into a missile dropkick. Disturbed staggers back. Nightmare jumps up and hits the Driver’s Side Impact. Disturbed tumbles down and falls through the ropes onto the apron. Nightmare jumps up and grabs the top rope, slingshotting himself into a leg drop on Disturbed on the apron. Nightmare bounces to the floor. Disturbed rolls over the way back into the ring under the bottom rope. Nightmare jumps in for a slingshot senton splash. He covers the big man.
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Nightmare goes to grab the big man and gets shoved off the grasp. Nightmare falls back into the corner. Disturbed hits a rising lariat and Nightmare goes down hard. Disturbed covers.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
Disturbed goes to pull Nightmare up. Nightmare gets a jumping knee to the face. Disturbed doubles over onto one knee and Nightmare hits a Driver’s Side Impact. Disturbed goes down. Nightmare covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bolt Thomas:
Nightmare got the big man!
Aaron Gurst:
He chopped down the redwood.
Bolt Thomas:
This is not gonna make Disturbed happy for Super Brawl.
Aaron Gurst:
No… it’s not.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner and new CPW Devastation Champion, Nightmare!