Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2008 19:32:07 GMT -5
(The scene opens with Jake Anderson sitting in a chair alone. The camera is close so all you can see is that there is an empty seat beside him but nothing else is in view. Anderson is sitting back with his feet propped up and his CPW Elimination Title slung over his shoulder. He smirks at the camera and begins to speak).
Anderson: Well here we are inside the San Diego Sports Arena here in beautiful...uh San Diego. It's been a strange week but a relaxing week. For the same reason because you see for the first time in many, many, many weeks it seems that your Canadian Savior was not booked to appear on Pure Chaos on Monday night. Now I guess this is kind of nice. I can rest up and be 100% for my match a week from tomorrow at Dia De Los Muertos where it has just been announced that I will defend this title against five other men. Now I guess some could say that I won't be ready for Dia De Los Muertos or something like that. But that sounds kind of stupid sooooo no. I will be ready. I will show up in Tijuana as a champion, compete at Dia De Los Muertos like a champion, and leave Mexico still a champion.
But on Monday night. I'll just be a spectator, watching the show. Hey I guess I'll be just like all you guys out there in San Diego taking a break from surfing and saying "Duuuuuude" and "radical" and...going...to your zoos. HA! Yeah so anyways, I guess I'll just be another fan right?
Well not exactly. Well actually no at all.
(The camera goes back and pans around to show that Anderson is sitting in a press box near the top of the arena with the ring far down below. There are a few other seats in the press box but a railing seperating the box from the seats below it).
Anderson: A man of my status and caliber can not just sit with the riff raff and the AMERICANS down below. No, uh-uh, not going to happen. So instead I got a seat up here to watch the proceedings. But will I stay here all night? Will my fellow Crusaders who also are not booked other than Chris Stone be here as well? Will I remove myself from here to make an appearance all the way down there in that very ring?
Well I guess you'll all just have to watch and find out.
Moving on, it seems a throwaway comment I made a little while ago was taken and blown out of proportion by Reggie Starr. Now Reggie, come on now, I was just proving a point. You're not...THAT irrelevant I guess. But, come on now, you haven't really done anything of note yet. And hey, maybe you'll prove me wrong and become a huge star. I doubt it but it's possible. I guess.
But now I guess that little dig has just set you the fuck off hasn't it? Now according to you the only Crusader you can respect is Chris Stone and that's because he beat your ass so bad you'd look like a fool not to. According to you I'm "ducking' you, I'm afraid to fight you. Please, please Reggie. Do not mistake my total disregard and uncaring for you as fear and intimidation. In other words, wake the fuck up douchebag. Get your head out of your ass and realize what is really going on in this big world around you. I'm not fucking ducking you. YOU just haven't earned a shot at my title. I'm not scared to face you. I'm just above you and out of your league. I'm a champion and right now you are not a challenger Reggie Starr.
But I'm the joke. Yeah, right. Well despite what you may think of me Starr, you're still irrelevant. In fact you're the real joke here.
But you know what Starr, I can change all that.
(Anderson's smirk fades away. He takes off the sunglasses he was wearing despite being indoors and looks very seriously at the camera as he sits forward in his seat.).
Now I know this all may sound strange since I have not been with CPW as long as you have. But I'm saying it anyways. There was a time Starr when even I, Jake Anderson wasn't taken seriously. I was thought of as a loudmouth who's bark was much bigger than his bite and I was a joke. Then I started improving and winning. King of Chaos semifinalist. Multiple title shots. But that just made me a choker and still a joke. Finally, at ...And Justice For All I won this Elimination Title. I defeated El Chico de Sweetness in a 2 out of 3 Falls match. to become the CPW Elimination Champion. I rose from irrelevance to become a champion. And I am willing to do the same to you Starr.
I don't know why I'm doing this but I'm giving you the chance I had to fight for. I'm going to shut you up and give you your chance. I'll make you a deal Reggie. After I come out of Dia De Los Muertos as champion. Oh I guess I should say "if' right? Pffft whatever. Anyways when this happens, if you can win your match on Pure Chaos...well actually no, that might be a little sudden. I don't know if two days is enough to actually prepare you for actually getting a pinfall victory. You're so inexperienced in this regard after all. So if you win at Dia De Los...actually you know what that won't work either. I mean the chances of you winning that Ultimate X match when my fellow Crusader Tyler Evans is in there. Slim to none. So IF you can win your first match after the Pay-Per-View via pinfall or submission, then I will request you get a shot at my title. I'm not promising anything as the officials here may just ignore this deal and this request but it's out there. I will face you Starr, IF you can earn that chance. I'd say it's the quite the opportunity. You're welcome
(Anderson leans back and puts the sunglasses back on and the smirk returns).
Anderson: But hey, through all those lies and all those claims you made you did get one thing right. The Crusaders AREN'T shit. We're fucking greatness. Or wait, is shit good or bad? I mean did you just fuck up your words there or is that some sort of stupid slang that I don't understand. Seriously people, don't find cool new words and sayings, just speak English. Shit = bad. So if we are not shit that means that we do not suck which sort of contradicts what Reggie was saying......Just saying.
Now I would have talked about all this business with Reggie Starr before but I wanted to focus on one asshole at a time so Cavanagh got to go first. And after Monday night, congratulations I guess. You won the match. You actually got a win here in "Completely Pathetic Wrestling" Good for you. Of course, you didn't earn it. And if you actually had a set you'd admit that you did not earn that victory. You'd admit that you needed the help from Tyler Shane and Bo Slade, two guys who aren't even two of your lackeys, to get the win. Me and Stone fucking dominated that match. But yes Johnny Boy, you did get the tainted victory. But you should admit how much you really earned that win. And that's about as much as you claim Chris Stone deserved his in your match the week before. Of course knowing you, the hypocritical, contradicting, ignorant piece of shit, you'll probably go on about how you proved all of us wrong, we're all "Completely Pathetic "wrestlers" and you use the term loosely. You are God, kneel before the master etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
But we all know that you didn't earn anything and that you're everything I say you are and I'll say it one more time. A hypocritical, contradicting, ignorant piece of shit...who still hasn't really beaten me. And someone who deserves a shot at my title less than Reggie Starr.
Now I guess I've kind of gone on about a lot of subjects here but there is more to talk about. For instance, my match at Dia De Los Muertos which has just been announced today. I, your Canadian Savior, will defend his Elimination Championship against the screwed up stoner from the Suicide Club, the Saint who walks to the ring while playing a freakin guitar (tool), and three guys from Pure Mayhem, one of which should probably be seeing a pyschiatrist instead of wrestling, another who's a joke and last but not least someone who while a competent wrestler who has been getting wins...is on the other show. Maybe I'm just misinformed here. I didn't realize we could all just skip back and forth and do as we please and fight who we want on whichever show like this. My mistake.
But you know what, all these people against me, it's OK. Sure alot of you don't deserve it but I don't mind too much. Oh I'll continue to belittle all of you by saying you don't deserve it probably but I will also look at this match another way. And that way is a way to further my own career, improve my reputation and make myself even more impressive as champion. I will walk in champion, take out the five obstacles in my way from doing this and fly back to this shit country still a champion. This reign is not ready to end, and The Crusaders are not ready to let go of this title. Try as you might, none of your wills are strong enough to change this.
But some have been questioning how much The Crusaders really mean anymore. People are actually questioning our status and our power. I can assure you we are not crumbling. Now yes, I do agree with Stone, Wreckers, Evans, you need to learn how we Crusaders work. If one is in trouble the rest swarm in to back him up. If a Crusaders is being attacked then the others must swoop in to turn the tables. This is especially true when we are fighting other stables like the Suicide Club, The Saints or the Fucking Cowards Worldwide. Now Evans, I know you're going through some personal shit right now. I understand and realize that you may not have been in the right frame of mind to help your fellow Crusaders. So I'll let you off the hook here. The Wrecking Crew though, you're beginning to disappoint me. We brought you into this group because we believed in you and believed in your convictions. We thought you two would help us in our battle against CPW but so far, you've been fairly disappointing. You two better shape up soon and realize what it means to be a Crusader or else I'm warning you now, we are not afraid to cut off the deadwood of this group.
And to anyone who still doubts The Crusaders. Just go watch what we've done. Go watch what The Crusaders did to Ninja. Go watch how we got rid of Chris Stevens. Go watch, if you can stomach it, what The Crusaders did to Ricky Ray Robertson, as I beat him at his own game and then we stole the very thing he's known for and turned it on him. Go watch all of that and then realize something.
Realize that nothing has changed.
The Crusaders have only grown stronger, and only gotten better. We will rule this show, Pure Chaos. I know there are other stables. But I know it won't last. The Suicide Club and The Saints are so caught up in their own battles that they will destroy themselves when all is said and done. And FCW? Ha! FCW is just a phase that will slowly pass and go away. But when the dust has settled and these factions are gone, The Crusaders will still stand strong. We will prove our dominance at Dia De Los Muertos. I, your Elimination Champion Jake Anderson will defeat five other men to retain this title. The Brutal Havok Champion Chris Stone will go through hell to defend his championship and at the same time defeat the leaders of The Suicide Club and The Saints. And Tyler Evans will battle everyone else in the Ultimate X match I'm sure to win the Air Raid Championship.
But you know what, go ahead. Keep on thinking that The Crusaders are crumbling, dieing or already gone.
It'll just make your losses sting that much more when we prove our dominance to the world.
(And with that Anderson gets up and walks out of the press box with his title. The camera pans around to show the empty ring and then fades to black).
Anderson: Well here we are inside the San Diego Sports Arena here in beautiful...uh San Diego. It's been a strange week but a relaxing week. For the same reason because you see for the first time in many, many, many weeks it seems that your Canadian Savior was not booked to appear on Pure Chaos on Monday night. Now I guess this is kind of nice. I can rest up and be 100% for my match a week from tomorrow at Dia De Los Muertos where it has just been announced that I will defend this title against five other men. Now I guess some could say that I won't be ready for Dia De Los Muertos or something like that. But that sounds kind of stupid sooooo no. I will be ready. I will show up in Tijuana as a champion, compete at Dia De Los Muertos like a champion, and leave Mexico still a champion.
But on Monday night. I'll just be a spectator, watching the show. Hey I guess I'll be just like all you guys out there in San Diego taking a break from surfing and saying "Duuuuuude" and "radical" and...going...to your zoos. HA! Yeah so anyways, I guess I'll just be another fan right?
Well not exactly. Well actually no at all.
(The camera goes back and pans around to show that Anderson is sitting in a press box near the top of the arena with the ring far down below. There are a few other seats in the press box but a railing seperating the box from the seats below it).
Anderson: A man of my status and caliber can not just sit with the riff raff and the AMERICANS down below. No, uh-uh, not going to happen. So instead I got a seat up here to watch the proceedings. But will I stay here all night? Will my fellow Crusaders who also are not booked other than Chris Stone be here as well? Will I remove myself from here to make an appearance all the way down there in that very ring?
Well I guess you'll all just have to watch and find out.
Moving on, it seems a throwaway comment I made a little while ago was taken and blown out of proportion by Reggie Starr. Now Reggie, come on now, I was just proving a point. You're not...THAT irrelevant I guess. But, come on now, you haven't really done anything of note yet. And hey, maybe you'll prove me wrong and become a huge star. I doubt it but it's possible. I guess.
But now I guess that little dig has just set you the fuck off hasn't it? Now according to you the only Crusader you can respect is Chris Stone and that's because he beat your ass so bad you'd look like a fool not to. According to you I'm "ducking' you, I'm afraid to fight you. Please, please Reggie. Do not mistake my total disregard and uncaring for you as fear and intimidation. In other words, wake the fuck up douchebag. Get your head out of your ass and realize what is really going on in this big world around you. I'm not fucking ducking you. YOU just haven't earned a shot at my title. I'm not scared to face you. I'm just above you and out of your league. I'm a champion and right now you are not a challenger Reggie Starr.
But I'm the joke. Yeah, right. Well despite what you may think of me Starr, you're still irrelevant. In fact you're the real joke here.
But you know what Starr, I can change all that.
(Anderson's smirk fades away. He takes off the sunglasses he was wearing despite being indoors and looks very seriously at the camera as he sits forward in his seat.).
Now I know this all may sound strange since I have not been with CPW as long as you have. But I'm saying it anyways. There was a time Starr when even I, Jake Anderson wasn't taken seriously. I was thought of as a loudmouth who's bark was much bigger than his bite and I was a joke. Then I started improving and winning. King of Chaos semifinalist. Multiple title shots. But that just made me a choker and still a joke. Finally, at ...And Justice For All I won this Elimination Title. I defeated El Chico de Sweetness in a 2 out of 3 Falls match. to become the CPW Elimination Champion. I rose from irrelevance to become a champion. And I am willing to do the same to you Starr.
I don't know why I'm doing this but I'm giving you the chance I had to fight for. I'm going to shut you up and give you your chance. I'll make you a deal Reggie. After I come out of Dia De Los Muertos as champion. Oh I guess I should say "if' right? Pffft whatever. Anyways when this happens, if you can win your match on Pure Chaos...well actually no, that might be a little sudden. I don't know if two days is enough to actually prepare you for actually getting a pinfall victory. You're so inexperienced in this regard after all. So if you win at Dia De Los...actually you know what that won't work either. I mean the chances of you winning that Ultimate X match when my fellow Crusader Tyler Evans is in there. Slim to none. So IF you can win your first match after the Pay-Per-View via pinfall or submission, then I will request you get a shot at my title. I'm not promising anything as the officials here may just ignore this deal and this request but it's out there. I will face you Starr, IF you can earn that chance. I'd say it's the quite the opportunity. You're welcome
(Anderson leans back and puts the sunglasses back on and the smirk returns).
Anderson: But hey, through all those lies and all those claims you made you did get one thing right. The Crusaders AREN'T shit. We're fucking greatness. Or wait, is shit good or bad? I mean did you just fuck up your words there or is that some sort of stupid slang that I don't understand. Seriously people, don't find cool new words and sayings, just speak English. Shit = bad. So if we are not shit that means that we do not suck which sort of contradicts what Reggie was saying......Just saying.
Now I would have talked about all this business with Reggie Starr before but I wanted to focus on one asshole at a time so Cavanagh got to go first. And after Monday night, congratulations I guess. You won the match. You actually got a win here in "Completely Pathetic Wrestling" Good for you. Of course, you didn't earn it. And if you actually had a set you'd admit that you did not earn that victory. You'd admit that you needed the help from Tyler Shane and Bo Slade, two guys who aren't even two of your lackeys, to get the win. Me and Stone fucking dominated that match. But yes Johnny Boy, you did get the tainted victory. But you should admit how much you really earned that win. And that's about as much as you claim Chris Stone deserved his in your match the week before. Of course knowing you, the hypocritical, contradicting, ignorant piece of shit, you'll probably go on about how you proved all of us wrong, we're all "Completely Pathetic "wrestlers" and you use the term loosely. You are God, kneel before the master etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
But we all know that you didn't earn anything and that you're everything I say you are and I'll say it one more time. A hypocritical, contradicting, ignorant piece of shit...who still hasn't really beaten me. And someone who deserves a shot at my title less than Reggie Starr.
Now I guess I've kind of gone on about a lot of subjects here but there is more to talk about. For instance, my match at Dia De Los Muertos which has just been announced today. I, your Canadian Savior, will defend his Elimination Championship against the screwed up stoner from the Suicide Club, the Saint who walks to the ring while playing a freakin guitar (tool), and three guys from Pure Mayhem, one of which should probably be seeing a pyschiatrist instead of wrestling, another who's a joke and last but not least someone who while a competent wrestler who has been getting wins...is on the other show. Maybe I'm just misinformed here. I didn't realize we could all just skip back and forth and do as we please and fight who we want on whichever show like this. My mistake.
But you know what, all these people against me, it's OK. Sure alot of you don't deserve it but I don't mind too much. Oh I'll continue to belittle all of you by saying you don't deserve it probably but I will also look at this match another way. And that way is a way to further my own career, improve my reputation and make myself even more impressive as champion. I will walk in champion, take out the five obstacles in my way from doing this and fly back to this shit country still a champion. This reign is not ready to end, and The Crusaders are not ready to let go of this title. Try as you might, none of your wills are strong enough to change this.
But some have been questioning how much The Crusaders really mean anymore. People are actually questioning our status and our power. I can assure you we are not crumbling. Now yes, I do agree with Stone, Wreckers, Evans, you need to learn how we Crusaders work. If one is in trouble the rest swarm in to back him up. If a Crusaders is being attacked then the others must swoop in to turn the tables. This is especially true when we are fighting other stables like the Suicide Club, The Saints or the Fucking Cowards Worldwide. Now Evans, I know you're going through some personal shit right now. I understand and realize that you may not have been in the right frame of mind to help your fellow Crusaders. So I'll let you off the hook here. The Wrecking Crew though, you're beginning to disappoint me. We brought you into this group because we believed in you and believed in your convictions. We thought you two would help us in our battle against CPW but so far, you've been fairly disappointing. You two better shape up soon and realize what it means to be a Crusader or else I'm warning you now, we are not afraid to cut off the deadwood of this group.
And to anyone who still doubts The Crusaders. Just go watch what we've done. Go watch what The Crusaders did to Ninja. Go watch how we got rid of Chris Stevens. Go watch, if you can stomach it, what The Crusaders did to Ricky Ray Robertson, as I beat him at his own game and then we stole the very thing he's known for and turned it on him. Go watch all of that and then realize something.
Realize that nothing has changed.
The Crusaders have only grown stronger, and only gotten better. We will rule this show, Pure Chaos. I know there are other stables. But I know it won't last. The Suicide Club and The Saints are so caught up in their own battles that they will destroy themselves when all is said and done. And FCW? Ha! FCW is just a phase that will slowly pass and go away. But when the dust has settled and these factions are gone, The Crusaders will still stand strong. We will prove our dominance at Dia De Los Muertos. I, your Elimination Champion Jake Anderson will defeat five other men to retain this title. The Brutal Havok Champion Chris Stone will go through hell to defend his championship and at the same time defeat the leaders of The Suicide Club and The Saints. And Tyler Evans will battle everyone else in the Ultimate X match I'm sure to win the Air Raid Championship.
But you know what, go ahead. Keep on thinking that The Crusaders are crumbling, dieing or already gone.
It'll just make your losses sting that much more when we prove our dominance to the world.
(And with that Anderson gets up and walks out of the press box with his title. The camera pans around to show the empty ring and then fades to black).