Post by sauromon666 on May 28, 2008 15:03:11 GMT -5
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We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
-Niels Bohr
The Crow is seen reading a newspaper article when the camera flickers to life. His feet are flung lazily open across the floor and with one hand he holds the paper and in the other he holds a cigarette.
"You'll never believe the amount of publicity you'd get for just being in the newspaper. Granted, the biggest newspaper in the state but seriously. After one single interview, people start to pay attention to you."
"I mean, take a look at me for example, I reluctantly had decided to show up for an interview for this newspaper and for the past several hours, press members have been banging on my door."
Just as he finishes saying this, a flurry of rapid pounding noises comes from outside as some reporter bangs on his door.
"See?"
Crow waves his hand lazily, ignoring it.
"Normally, I'd be quite happy for this level of publicity but... it's become quite annoying. I'm not one of those people who love to be surrounded by the press like Platinum Playa. Maybe one or two reporters is good enough for me."
"Anyway, let's have a look at this article. Oh, wait. First, I must apologize to my loyal viewers for not revealing more about my history. It's come to me as of now that I have more important priorities to address. Plus, I must maintain my focus for what could be my biggest match yet. I cannot afford to dwell on the hauntings of my past. Take a look at this article."
The camera zooms in to show a newspaper article that Crow had been holding in his hand. The title read, "CPW's Newest Acquirement: The Mysterious Scarecrow." It continued as such:
Professional Wrestling company, Chaotic Pro Wrestling is world-renowned and has been a point of high interest for the past several years. They've had some mysterious and secretive superstars over the years, but none so much as the Scarecrow. Donning a mask and hat, his shadowed face is intimidating yet mysterious. Our interviewers have managed to secure an interview session with this mysterious individual.
I = Interviewer SC=Scarecrow
I: Well, before we begin, it's a pleasure to have you with us here today, Scarecrow.
SC: Of course, of course.
I: Okay, first question. Seeing as you have won your first two matches, many people would claim that you might be overconfident heading into your match this Sunday with Platinum Playa. Any thoughts regarding this?
SC: Overconfidence is a poison that has killed many a great superstar over the years. A wrestler's greatest weapon is confidence but his weakness is overconfidence. I will not say that I not completely without overconfidence. What I will say is that I will not lose.
I: A hard answer for a hard question, I like that. Anyway, next question. On Sunday, the stakes will be ever higher as you take on Platinum Playa for your first title match. Do you have plans to win?
SC: Well, what is there to say? I just need to stay focused and make sure I don't fall behind. I have to keep him off guard and surprised. He doesn't know what's coming. I have yet to unveil my strongest weapon.
I: Your strongest weapon? Could you elaborate?
SC: No. It's a secret.
I: I see, I see. Well, thanks for coming.
SC: No problem.
The camera zooms out again and Crow tosses the paper onto the floor.
"Now that I've got that over with, we can move on to more important things. Including my past, but we'll talk about that... Next Time."
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We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
-Niels Bohr
The Crow is seen reading a newspaper article when the camera flickers to life. His feet are flung lazily open across the floor and with one hand he holds the paper and in the other he holds a cigarette.
"You'll never believe the amount of publicity you'd get for just being in the newspaper. Granted, the biggest newspaper in the state but seriously. After one single interview, people start to pay attention to you."
"I mean, take a look at me for example, I reluctantly had decided to show up for an interview for this newspaper and for the past several hours, press members have been banging on my door."
Just as he finishes saying this, a flurry of rapid pounding noises comes from outside as some reporter bangs on his door.
"See?"
Crow waves his hand lazily, ignoring it.
"Normally, I'd be quite happy for this level of publicity but... it's become quite annoying. I'm not one of those people who love to be surrounded by the press like Platinum Playa. Maybe one or two reporters is good enough for me."
"Anyway, let's have a look at this article. Oh, wait. First, I must apologize to my loyal viewers for not revealing more about my history. It's come to me as of now that I have more important priorities to address. Plus, I must maintain my focus for what could be my biggest match yet. I cannot afford to dwell on the hauntings of my past. Take a look at this article."
The camera zooms in to show a newspaper article that Crow had been holding in his hand. The title read, "CPW's Newest Acquirement: The Mysterious Scarecrow." It continued as such:
Professional Wrestling company, Chaotic Pro Wrestling is world-renowned and has been a point of high interest for the past several years. They've had some mysterious and secretive superstars over the years, but none so much as the Scarecrow. Donning a mask and hat, his shadowed face is intimidating yet mysterious. Our interviewers have managed to secure an interview session with this mysterious individual.
I = Interviewer SC=Scarecrow
I: Well, before we begin, it's a pleasure to have you with us here today, Scarecrow.
SC: Of course, of course.
I: Okay, first question. Seeing as you have won your first two matches, many people would claim that you might be overconfident heading into your match this Sunday with Platinum Playa. Any thoughts regarding this?
SC: Overconfidence is a poison that has killed many a great superstar over the years. A wrestler's greatest weapon is confidence but his weakness is overconfidence. I will not say that I not completely without overconfidence. What I will say is that I will not lose.
I: A hard answer for a hard question, I like that. Anyway, next question. On Sunday, the stakes will be ever higher as you take on Platinum Playa for your first title match. Do you have plans to win?
SC: Well, what is there to say? I just need to stay focused and make sure I don't fall behind. I have to keep him off guard and surprised. He doesn't know what's coming. I have yet to unveil my strongest weapon.
I: Your strongest weapon? Could you elaborate?
SC: No. It's a secret.
I: I see, I see. Well, thanks for coming.
SC: No problem.
The camera zooms out again and Crow tosses the paper onto the floor.
"Now that I've got that over with, we can move on to more important things. Including my past, but we'll talk about that... Next Time."
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