Post by Joe Summers on Jan 6, 2024 1:51:32 GMT -5
Archangel Michael vs. Travis Philips
The CPW logo flashes across the screen as yet another edition of Pure Mayhem comes on the air.
Bolt Thomas:
Hello everyone, and welcome to the final Pure Mayhem of 2023! Can you believe we’ve been working together for so long, Aaron?
Aaron Gurst:
I really had hoped you were going to retire by now. I really hoped that I was going to retire by now…
Bolt Thomas:
Ignore him, we’ve got a great show lined up for all of you tonight! In fact, we’re about to get things started with our first match!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
In my hour of need... As Lights Go Out with lyrics Through the darkest hour with Light shining up as he take puff of his cigarette as he blows the Smoke Into The camera holding it in his left hand and Handle Of Pool Que on his Right Shoulder as he makes his way to ringside he slides in under bottom rope with cigarette hanging from his mouth as he pulls himself up in the corner as he puts the cigarette out onto the camera.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, making his CPW debut, he is…TRAVIS PHILIPS!!
Bolt Thomas
We’ve heard this man loves to fight, and now that I’ve seen him in person, I can see why!
Aaron Gurst:
Well, this is a match with rules, so hopefully that won’t be a problem for him…
"Mr. Millstone" begins to play, Golden light fills the arena as a white strobe alternates in time with the music. Suddenly, Archangel Michael appears. He stands in all of his glory and surveys his dominion for evil to vanquish before heading down to the right.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is…the ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!!!
Bolt Thomas:
And this one, uh…
Aaron Gurst:
Who are you to doubt the capabilities of an archangel, Dolty? There aren’t very many of them!
While Bolt tries to keep Aaron from opening up a religious can of worms, the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Almost immediately, Travis runs across the ring and begins to hit Michael with a series of hard right hands. Blow after blow connects as the Archangel stumbles back to the ropes. Travis grabs hold of him and shoots Michael across the ring. When Michael comes back on the rebound, Travis lifts him into the air and smashes his face into the mat with a flapjack! Michael stumbles back up to his feet as Travis dives at him and sends him right back to the mat with an elbow smash!
Bolt Thomas:
Even with rules, Travis Philips is showing that he’s quite the brawler in the early going of this one!
Aaron Gurst:
Which is impressive, when you realize that he’s currently brawling with a supernatural, spiritual being!
Bolt Thomas:
Fans, I really do apologize for him…
Travis grabs hold of Michael and pulls him back up to his feet. He shoves Michael back against the ropes and delivers a wicked chop to the chest! Michael remains slumped against the ropes as Travis steps back to the center of the ring. He pauses for a moment before charging forward! Before he can do anything, Michael frees himself and cuts Travis off with a dropkick! Travis stumbles back up to his feet as Michael hits him with a European Uppercut, and then a second, and then a third, and then a fourth! Travis is barely able to stay on his feet as Michael pulls him in and snaps off a DDT - planting Travis on the mat head-first! Michael hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Michael breaks up his own pin attempt!
Bolt Thomas:
I’m not sure what’s going on here…
Aaron Gurst:
Who are you to doubt the fighting capabilities of the angel that fought Sa–
Bolt Thomas:
Would you stop?!
The Archangel stops himself and makes the sign of the cross over Travis. The fans sit in stunned silence as Travis tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Unfortunately for him, once he’s up, Michael runs at the ropes and plants Travis right back on the mat with Sanctified Dominion! Michael then covers Travis and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…the ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, Travis tried to give it a fight, but in the end…
Aaron Gurst:
He got smited for his efforts!
===
The Denni Summers Special
As the show returns from a commercial, the lights suddenly go out, causing the crowd to murmur in confusion. After a few moments, the tron lights up with a large countdown clock, counting down from ten.
Bolt Thomas:
What could this mean?
When the countdown hits zero, the screen goes blank, as pyro begins to fire off from around the tron. After a few moments, word fly onto the screen.
A NEW YEAR
A NEW DENNI SUMMERS
COMING SOON
The words linger on the tron for several seconds before it goes dark, the lights returning to normal.
Aaron Gurst:
That was it?
Bolt Thomas:
We'll just have to wait and see what she has in store!
===
Interruption
Bolt Thomas: "We have two tag team debuts as a few familiar faces up next."
Aaron Gurst: "The hottest tag team in the CPW..."
Static fills the screen.
Victoria Travis adjusts a body camera while whistling "We Wish You A Merry Christmas." The ding of an elevator sounds and she steps out, her whistling stops. She walks along the hallway, holding up and loading a tranq gun, looking for the right door. She hangs at the side of the door and knocks.
Avery Wright: "Who is it?"
She knocks again, a bit more aggressively.
Avery Wright: "Who is it?"
Victoria knocks again, rather loudly and aggressively.
Avery Wright: "Alright! I'm coming!"
The door opens rather quickly as Avery Wright steps out.
Avery Wright: "What is so...?"
She looks around, seeing Victoria who has the dart gun drawn and fires the dart into her. Avery staggers a bit, trying to fight it off and tries to take a swing at Victoria, who steps back from the Brutal Havok Champion. Victoria shoots her again as Avery throws another punch and manages to push her aside. She reloads and enters the apartment with the gun in front of her. Slingshot Red comes around the corner.
Slingshot Red: "Avery who was.."
Victoria fires two shots into Slingshot Red, who staggers and drops to one knee, but manages to get back up and tries to move to meet Victoria, who shoots again. "The Serial Killer" puts the gun away and the sound of something scraping leather is heard. As Slingshot Red drops down, Victoria grabs her hair and pulls a hunting knife against her long hair. With one swift and solid pull, she cuts off Red's hair. Embedding the knife in the wall, she pulls out a small bag and puts the hair inside, then sheaths the knife.
Victoria Travis: "Come on, Harper, you didn't think it was over so soon, did you? Anyway, Happy New Year."
Victoria turns and leaves. Avery Wright is still struggling to get to her feet. Victoria draws the knife, taking the blade to her hair and cutting off a lock before she leaves. Avery staggers, going into the apartment as Victoria leaves.
The scene shifts a necklace laying on a red cloak. The strap is made of a light reddish material, with a black material woven into it and connected to a stylized "V." A hand with nails painted white, blue, red, green, and black, and a bracelet made from human hair drags a finger over the strap of the necklace and then picks it up. Victoria Travis has a cruel sadistic look of supreme satisfaction on her face as she holds up her latest piece of jewelry.
The scene shifts back to Bolt and Aaron at the desk.
Bolt Thomas: "What the?"
Aaron Gurst: "She's insane, Dolty. She's insane."
Bolt Thomas: "This thing between Slingshot Red and Victoria Travis is not over by a long shot."
Aaron Gurest: "Are they even going to survive one more match?"
Bolt Thomas: "Well...uh...we have more action to get to."
===
Divalicious vs. Cero Miedo
"She's my cherry pie"
Warrant's “Cherry Pie” plays over the arena as Divalicious struts out of the entrance way. Candice Cane and Jillian Latto, Divalicious, struts out. Candice opens her fur coat and showing off her body to the fans, running her hands up her body while She crouches down low and gyrates herself up. Candice gestures like she is making people move out of her way, while Jillian makes the “talk to the hand” gesture. The two saunter down to the ring and remove their jackets. Candice lifts her leg onto the apron and then the other, sliding in while Jillian climbs the stairs and seductively enters the ring, showing off her ass and chest as she does so. Both women get to their feet, whipping their hair back and move to their corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, they are…DIVALICIOUS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Hopefully, this will be a much more…upbeat affair than what we just saw!
Aaron Gurst:
Speak for yourself, Dolty! Speak for yourself!
Santana’s “Smooth” starts up and the two members of Cero Miedo, “Hot Stuff” Javier Vazquez and Ivan “The Razor” Calderon come through the entryway, Razor bopping his head along while Hot Stuff almost starts dancing for the crowd. The two make their way to the ring and get ready to let fly, the music setting the mood for their brand of good time wrestling.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, they are…CERO MIEDO!!!
Bolt Thomas:
These fans are loving what they’re seeing so far! You’ve got the fun antics of Cero Miedo, and…
Aaron Gurst:
The fact that Divalicious are fun to look at! You can say it, Dolty!
Candice steps into the ring along with Hot Stuff Vazquez to get things started for their teams. The referee calls for the bell, and the match is officially underway! Hot Stuff Vazquez stares Candice down for a moment before stepping toward her and doing a little shimmy, much to the delight of the fans in attendance. Candice brushes her hair away from her face and shakes her head. She then runs forward and blasts Hot Stuff with a forearm smash to knock him off balance! She follows it up with a second and then a third. Hot Stuff struggle to stay on his feet as Candice grabs hold of him and shoots him across the ring. She tries to step forward and deliver a roundhouse kick that would send Hot Stuff to the mat on the rebound, but he ducks underneath the attempt! Hot Stuff bounces off of the ropes and leaps into the air, sending Candice crashing to the mat with a headscissors takedown!
Bolt Thomas:
Candice didn’t seem all that receptive to Hot Stuff’s antics, and now he’s reminding her that he’s also a damn good wrestler!
Candice tries to pull herself back up to her feet. Before she can, Hot Stuff bounces off of the ropes and hits her with a running dropkick! Candice rolls over to the ropes and tries to recover. Unfortunately for her, Hot Stuff is ready - charging to his corner of the ring and tagging Razor into the match. He pauses for a moment before effortlessly launching himself over the ropes and landing on Candice with a senton! He hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Candice tries to pull herself back up to her feet quickly. Razor grabs hold of her arm and runs towards the ropes with her. Before he can do anything, Candice blocks the attempt and pulls Razor in toward her. She sends him crashing to the mat with an armdrag! Razor stumbles back up to his feet and charges over toward Candice to try and keep control of the match - only to walk right into a sitout jawbreaker! Razor hits the mat again as Candice walks over to her corner of the ring and tags Jillian into the match.
Bolt Thomas:
A nice little burst of offense there from Candice Cane, and now she’s able to get Jillian into this match!
Aaron Gurst:
I’m sorry, did you say something?
Jillian steps into the ring as her and Candice briefly discuss strategy. Razor finally reaches his feet as Jillian struts her way over toward him and whispers something in his ear that seems to catch Razor’s attention. He pauses for a moment as Jillian suddenly catches him with a knee strike to the face! Razor doubles over in pain as Jillian plants him on the mat with a DDT! She hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Razor kicks out!
Razor tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Jillian grabs hold of him and sends Razor flying into the closest turnbuckle! He slumps against it for a moment as Jillian walks over toward him and places her foot on his throat, choking him as the referee counts the one…two…three…four…Jillian calmly steps back! The referee tries to warn her, but Jillian dismissively waves him off. She steps back toward the middle of the ring and pauses for a moment, charging forward a moment later and trying to hit Razor with a handspring back elbow! Razor ducks out of the way at the last possible second. Jillian stumbles from her impact with the turnbuckle and Razor grabs hold of her and delivers a sunset flip for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—-NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Oh, I thought Razor had it there!
Aaron Gurst:
At the very least, he just shifted the momentum back in their favor!
Jillian staggers back up to her feet. Razor shakes his head for a moment before bouncing off of the ropes. Before he can rebound off of them, Candice catches Razor with a surprise low blow from the apron! Razor stumbles for a moment before dropping to his knees in pain. Candice calmly and innocently struts along the apron as Jillian uses the opening to deliver an Ice Cream Headache! She hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winners of this match…DIVALICIOUS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
It took a little bit of help from Candice, but Jillian picks up the win for Divalicious!
Aaron Gurst:
I just have a feeling that next year is gonna be their year, Dolty! I mean it!
==
The Glamour Boys vs Ripper
When CPW comes back from its commercial break, the Glamour Boys are already standing in the center of the ring. They’ve got on 2024 sunglasses and are busy fist pumping away, much to the delight of the fans.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, already in the ring, they are…THE GLAMOUR BOYS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, these two sure look like they’re ready to party!
Aaron Gurst:
I wouldn’t be shocked if they started the party already and this is just a brief intermission! Say what you want about them, but they know how to have a good time!
Light Em Up/Radioactive mashup begins to to play. Stephen and Ryan Ashworth come jogging out of the entrance way. Stephen throws his arms out, waving to the crowd to make some noise and trying ot get the crowd behind them while Ryan raises his arms. They go to the center of the ramp, holding up three fingers and begin counting down “Three...Two...One! Lay-on!” while throwing the arm out and lifting a finger for the countdown.
The two walk down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and then climb the stairs at ringside and head into the ring. They each take a turnbuckle, Ryan looking over the crowd and throwing his arms out, while Stephen again, tries to rally the crowd behind them. Stephen yells out "It's party time!" to the cheering crowd. The two men climb down and exit the ring, giving their headbands to a fan at ringside, then take their jackets and get back into the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, they are Ryan and Stephen Ashworth…RIPPER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Speaking of partying…
Aaron Gurst:
I’m surprised these four didn’t just agree to skip the match and head out for drinks instead! It’s New Year’s Eve! They need to celebrate!
Angel steps into the ring for his team, Ryan doing the same for Ripper. Angel and Ryan step toward the center of the ring and give each other a nod as the fans cheer them on - the party vibes filling the arena. The referee then calls for the bell as the match is officially underway. The two men step toward the center of the ring and briefly grapple up for the advantage. Angel shoves Ryan back against the ropes and hits him with a chop to the chest, and then a second. Angel shoots Ryan across the ring and catches him with an armdrag on the rebound! Ryan pops back up to his feet and smirks. Angel grabs hold of him and tries to shoot Ryan across the ring once again - only to have Ryan reverse the attempt. Ryan waits patiently for Angel to come back on the rebound before stepping forward and delivering a picture-perfect superkick! Angel collapses to the mat as Ryan calls for the fans to get loud!
Bolt Thomas:
These fans seem to be enjoying the show so far!
Aaron Gurst:
It’s New Years Eve, Dolty! If you’re here, you’re here to party!
Angel stumbles back up to his feet as Ryan bounces off of the ropes. He leaps into the air and hits Angel with a flying forearm smash! He immediately does a kip up as Stephen stands on the apron and cheers him on. Angel staggers back up once again. Ryan bounces off of the ropes and tries to pick up speed once again - only to have Angel leap into the air and cut him off with a dropkick! This time, it’s Angel who calls for the fans to get loud - which they once again do without much hesitation! He gives them a fist pump for good measure before stepping over to his corner of the ring and tagging Reaper into the match!
Bolt Thomas:
Glamour Boys are in control right now!
Aaron Gurst:
Let’s see if it lasts!
Angel grabs hold of Ryan and quickly shoots him into the nearest turnbuckle! Ryan slumps against it as Angel then grabs hold of his partner and shoots him into the corner, allowing Reaper to hit Ryan with a clothesline! The two partners then shake hands as Angel steps out onto the apron. Reaper grabs hold of Ryan and drags him back up to his feet. He hits him with a hard right hand, and then a second, and then a third! Reaper bounces off of the ropes - but Ryan leaps into the air and catches him with a leg lariat! Reaper collapses to the mat as Ryan steps over to his corner of the ring and tags Stephen into the match. Stephen steadies himself on the apron and waits for Reaper to reach his feet. Once he does, Stephen slingshots into the ring and hits Reaper with a crossbody block, hooking the legs for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Reaper kicks out!
Bolt Thomas:
This has been a pleasant crowd-pleaser of a match so far!
Aaron Gurst:
If this were any other day, I’d be complaining about it! But we’re all allowed to have a little bit of fun today!
Stephen looks down at Reaper and shakes his head. He turns toward Ryan and nods. Stephen waits until Reaper is almost back up on his feet before stepping toward him and kicking him in the mouth with a superkick! On the other end of the ring, Ryan kicks Angel off of the apron with a superkick of his own! The two men high five each other in the center of the ring before Stephen grabs hold of Reaper and gets him into position for Wicked! Ryan climbs up to the top rope and leaps off, the two of them planting Reaper on the mat with Wicked Pissah! Stephen covers Reaper and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…RIPPER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
These two just gave the world a taste of what they’re capable of!
Aaron Gurst:
Now we just need to hope that they can keep the vibes going into the new year!
The CPW logo flashes across the screen as yet another edition of Pure Mayhem comes on the air.
Bolt Thomas:
Hello everyone, and welcome to the final Pure Mayhem of 2023! Can you believe we’ve been working together for so long, Aaron?
Aaron Gurst:
I really had hoped you were going to retire by now. I really hoped that I was going to retire by now…
Bolt Thomas:
Ignore him, we’ve got a great show lined up for all of you tonight! In fact, we’re about to get things started with our first match!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
In my hour of need... As Lights Go Out with lyrics Through the darkest hour with Light shining up as he take puff of his cigarette as he blows the Smoke Into The camera holding it in his left hand and Handle Of Pool Que on his Right Shoulder as he makes his way to ringside he slides in under bottom rope with cigarette hanging from his mouth as he pulls himself up in the corner as he puts the cigarette out onto the camera.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, making his CPW debut, he is…TRAVIS PHILIPS!!
Bolt Thomas
We’ve heard this man loves to fight, and now that I’ve seen him in person, I can see why!
Aaron Gurst:
Well, this is a match with rules, so hopefully that won’t be a problem for him…
"Mr. Millstone" begins to play, Golden light fills the arena as a white strobe alternates in time with the music. Suddenly, Archangel Michael appears. He stands in all of his glory and surveys his dominion for evil to vanquish before heading down to the right.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, he is…the ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!!!
Bolt Thomas:
And this one, uh…
Aaron Gurst:
Who are you to doubt the capabilities of an archangel, Dolty? There aren’t very many of them!
While Bolt tries to keep Aaron from opening up a religious can of worms, the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Almost immediately, Travis runs across the ring and begins to hit Michael with a series of hard right hands. Blow after blow connects as the Archangel stumbles back to the ropes. Travis grabs hold of him and shoots Michael across the ring. When Michael comes back on the rebound, Travis lifts him into the air and smashes his face into the mat with a flapjack! Michael stumbles back up to his feet as Travis dives at him and sends him right back to the mat with an elbow smash!
Bolt Thomas:
Even with rules, Travis Philips is showing that he’s quite the brawler in the early going of this one!
Aaron Gurst:
Which is impressive, when you realize that he’s currently brawling with a supernatural, spiritual being!
Bolt Thomas:
Fans, I really do apologize for him…
Travis grabs hold of Michael and pulls him back up to his feet. He shoves Michael back against the ropes and delivers a wicked chop to the chest! Michael remains slumped against the ropes as Travis steps back to the center of the ring. He pauses for a moment before charging forward! Before he can do anything, Michael frees himself and cuts Travis off with a dropkick! Travis stumbles back up to his feet as Michael hits him with a European Uppercut, and then a second, and then a third, and then a fourth! Travis is barely able to stay on his feet as Michael pulls him in and snaps off a DDT - planting Travis on the mat head-first! Michael hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Michael breaks up his own pin attempt!
Bolt Thomas:
I’m not sure what’s going on here…
Aaron Gurst:
Who are you to doubt the fighting capabilities of the angel that fought Sa–
Bolt Thomas:
Would you stop?!
The Archangel stops himself and makes the sign of the cross over Travis. The fans sit in stunned silence as Travis tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Unfortunately for him, once he’s up, Michael runs at the ropes and plants Travis right back on the mat with Sanctified Dominion! Michael then covers Travis and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…the ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, Travis tried to give it a fight, but in the end…
Aaron Gurst:
He got smited for his efforts!
===
The Denni Summers Special
As the show returns from a commercial, the lights suddenly go out, causing the crowd to murmur in confusion. After a few moments, the tron lights up with a large countdown clock, counting down from ten.
Bolt Thomas:
What could this mean?
When the countdown hits zero, the screen goes blank, as pyro begins to fire off from around the tron. After a few moments, word fly onto the screen.
A NEW YEAR
A NEW DENNI SUMMERS
COMING SOON
The words linger on the tron for several seconds before it goes dark, the lights returning to normal.
Aaron Gurst:
That was it?
Bolt Thomas:
We'll just have to wait and see what she has in store!
===
Interruption
Bolt Thomas: "We have two tag team debuts as a few familiar faces up next."
Aaron Gurst: "The hottest tag team in the CPW..."
Static fills the screen.
Victoria Travis adjusts a body camera while whistling "We Wish You A Merry Christmas." The ding of an elevator sounds and she steps out, her whistling stops. She walks along the hallway, holding up and loading a tranq gun, looking for the right door. She hangs at the side of the door and knocks.
Avery Wright: "Who is it?"
She knocks again, a bit more aggressively.
Avery Wright: "Who is it?"
Victoria knocks again, rather loudly and aggressively.
Avery Wright: "Alright! I'm coming!"
The door opens rather quickly as Avery Wright steps out.
Avery Wright: "What is so...?"
She looks around, seeing Victoria who has the dart gun drawn and fires the dart into her. Avery staggers a bit, trying to fight it off and tries to take a swing at Victoria, who steps back from the Brutal Havok Champion. Victoria shoots her again as Avery throws another punch and manages to push her aside. She reloads and enters the apartment with the gun in front of her. Slingshot Red comes around the corner.
Slingshot Red: "Avery who was.."
Victoria fires two shots into Slingshot Red, who staggers and drops to one knee, but manages to get back up and tries to move to meet Victoria, who shoots again. "The Serial Killer" puts the gun away and the sound of something scraping leather is heard. As Slingshot Red drops down, Victoria grabs her hair and pulls a hunting knife against her long hair. With one swift and solid pull, she cuts off Red's hair. Embedding the knife in the wall, she pulls out a small bag and puts the hair inside, then sheaths the knife.
Victoria Travis: "Come on, Harper, you didn't think it was over so soon, did you? Anyway, Happy New Year."
Victoria turns and leaves. Avery Wright is still struggling to get to her feet. Victoria draws the knife, taking the blade to her hair and cutting off a lock before she leaves. Avery staggers, going into the apartment as Victoria leaves.
The scene shifts a necklace laying on a red cloak. The strap is made of a light reddish material, with a black material woven into it and connected to a stylized "V." A hand with nails painted white, blue, red, green, and black, and a bracelet made from human hair drags a finger over the strap of the necklace and then picks it up. Victoria Travis has a cruel sadistic look of supreme satisfaction on her face as she holds up her latest piece of jewelry.
The scene shifts back to Bolt and Aaron at the desk.
Bolt Thomas: "What the?"
Aaron Gurst: "She's insane, Dolty. She's insane."
Bolt Thomas: "This thing between Slingshot Red and Victoria Travis is not over by a long shot."
Aaron Gurest: "Are they even going to survive one more match?"
Bolt Thomas: "Well...uh...we have more action to get to."
===
Divalicious vs. Cero Miedo
"She's my cherry pie"
Warrant's “Cherry Pie” plays over the arena as Divalicious struts out of the entrance way. Candice Cane and Jillian Latto, Divalicious, struts out. Candice opens her fur coat and showing off her body to the fans, running her hands up her body while She crouches down low and gyrates herself up. Candice gestures like she is making people move out of her way, while Jillian makes the “talk to the hand” gesture. The two saunter down to the ring and remove their jackets. Candice lifts her leg onto the apron and then the other, sliding in while Jillian climbs the stairs and seductively enters the ring, showing off her ass and chest as she does so. Both women get to their feet, whipping their hair back and move to their corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, they are…DIVALICIOUS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Hopefully, this will be a much more…upbeat affair than what we just saw!
Aaron Gurst:
Speak for yourself, Dolty! Speak for yourself!
Santana’s “Smooth” starts up and the two members of Cero Miedo, “Hot Stuff” Javier Vazquez and Ivan “The Razor” Calderon come through the entryway, Razor bopping his head along while Hot Stuff almost starts dancing for the crowd. The two make their way to the ring and get ready to let fly, the music setting the mood for their brand of good time wrestling.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, they are…CERO MIEDO!!!
Bolt Thomas:
These fans are loving what they’re seeing so far! You’ve got the fun antics of Cero Miedo, and…
Aaron Gurst:
The fact that Divalicious are fun to look at! You can say it, Dolty!
Candice steps into the ring along with Hot Stuff Vazquez to get things started for their teams. The referee calls for the bell, and the match is officially underway! Hot Stuff Vazquez stares Candice down for a moment before stepping toward her and doing a little shimmy, much to the delight of the fans in attendance. Candice brushes her hair away from her face and shakes her head. She then runs forward and blasts Hot Stuff with a forearm smash to knock him off balance! She follows it up with a second and then a third. Hot Stuff struggle to stay on his feet as Candice grabs hold of him and shoots him across the ring. She tries to step forward and deliver a roundhouse kick that would send Hot Stuff to the mat on the rebound, but he ducks underneath the attempt! Hot Stuff bounces off of the ropes and leaps into the air, sending Candice crashing to the mat with a headscissors takedown!
Bolt Thomas:
Candice didn’t seem all that receptive to Hot Stuff’s antics, and now he’s reminding her that he’s also a damn good wrestler!
Candice tries to pull herself back up to her feet. Before she can, Hot Stuff bounces off of the ropes and hits her with a running dropkick! Candice rolls over to the ropes and tries to recover. Unfortunately for her, Hot Stuff is ready - charging to his corner of the ring and tagging Razor into the match. He pauses for a moment before effortlessly launching himself over the ropes and landing on Candice with a senton! He hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Candice tries to pull herself back up to her feet quickly. Razor grabs hold of her arm and runs towards the ropes with her. Before he can do anything, Candice blocks the attempt and pulls Razor in toward her. She sends him crashing to the mat with an armdrag! Razor stumbles back up to his feet and charges over toward Candice to try and keep control of the match - only to walk right into a sitout jawbreaker! Razor hits the mat again as Candice walks over to her corner of the ring and tags Jillian into the match.
Bolt Thomas:
A nice little burst of offense there from Candice Cane, and now she’s able to get Jillian into this match!
Aaron Gurst:
I’m sorry, did you say something?
Jillian steps into the ring as her and Candice briefly discuss strategy. Razor finally reaches his feet as Jillian struts her way over toward him and whispers something in his ear that seems to catch Razor’s attention. He pauses for a moment as Jillian suddenly catches him with a knee strike to the face! Razor doubles over in pain as Jillian plants him on the mat with a DDT! She hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Razor kicks out!
Razor tries to drag himself back up to his feet. Jillian grabs hold of him and sends Razor flying into the closest turnbuckle! He slumps against it for a moment as Jillian walks over toward him and places her foot on his throat, choking him as the referee counts the one…two…three…four…Jillian calmly steps back! The referee tries to warn her, but Jillian dismissively waves him off. She steps back toward the middle of the ring and pauses for a moment, charging forward a moment later and trying to hit Razor with a handspring back elbow! Razor ducks out of the way at the last possible second. Jillian stumbles from her impact with the turnbuckle and Razor grabs hold of her and delivers a sunset flip for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—-NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Oh, I thought Razor had it there!
Aaron Gurst:
At the very least, he just shifted the momentum back in their favor!
Jillian staggers back up to her feet. Razor shakes his head for a moment before bouncing off of the ropes. Before he can rebound off of them, Candice catches Razor with a surprise low blow from the apron! Razor stumbles for a moment before dropping to his knees in pain. Candice calmly and innocently struts along the apron as Jillian uses the opening to deliver an Ice Cream Headache! She hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winners of this match…DIVALICIOUS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
It took a little bit of help from Candice, but Jillian picks up the win for Divalicious!
Aaron Gurst:
I just have a feeling that next year is gonna be their year, Dolty! I mean it!
==
The Glamour Boys vs Ripper
When CPW comes back from its commercial break, the Glamour Boys are already standing in the center of the ring. They’ve got on 2024 sunglasses and are busy fist pumping away, much to the delight of the fans.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, already in the ring, they are…THE GLAMOUR BOYS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Well, these two sure look like they’re ready to party!
Aaron Gurst:
I wouldn’t be shocked if they started the party already and this is just a brief intermission! Say what you want about them, but they know how to have a good time!
Light Em Up/Radioactive mashup begins to to play. Stephen and Ryan Ashworth come jogging out of the entrance way. Stephen throws his arms out, waving to the crowd to make some noise and trying ot get the crowd behind them while Ryan raises his arms. They go to the center of the ramp, holding up three fingers and begin counting down “Three...Two...One! Lay-on!” while throwing the arm out and lifting a finger for the countdown.
The two walk down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and then climb the stairs at ringside and head into the ring. They each take a turnbuckle, Ryan looking over the crowd and throwing his arms out, while Stephen again, tries to rally the crowd behind them. Stephen yells out "It's party time!" to the cheering crowd. The two men climb down and exit the ring, giving their headbands to a fan at ringside, then take their jackets and get back into the ring to wait for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, they are Ryan and Stephen Ashworth…RIPPER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Speaking of partying…
Aaron Gurst:
I’m surprised these four didn’t just agree to skip the match and head out for drinks instead! It’s New Year’s Eve! They need to celebrate!
Angel steps into the ring for his team, Ryan doing the same for Ripper. Angel and Ryan step toward the center of the ring and give each other a nod as the fans cheer them on - the party vibes filling the arena. The referee then calls for the bell as the match is officially underway. The two men step toward the center of the ring and briefly grapple up for the advantage. Angel shoves Ryan back against the ropes and hits him with a chop to the chest, and then a second. Angel shoots Ryan across the ring and catches him with an armdrag on the rebound! Ryan pops back up to his feet and smirks. Angel grabs hold of him and tries to shoot Ryan across the ring once again - only to have Ryan reverse the attempt. Ryan waits patiently for Angel to come back on the rebound before stepping forward and delivering a picture-perfect superkick! Angel collapses to the mat as Ryan calls for the fans to get loud!
Bolt Thomas:
These fans seem to be enjoying the show so far!
Aaron Gurst:
It’s New Years Eve, Dolty! If you’re here, you’re here to party!
Angel stumbles back up to his feet as Ryan bounces off of the ropes. He leaps into the air and hits Angel with a flying forearm smash! He immediately does a kip up as Stephen stands on the apron and cheers him on. Angel staggers back up once again. Ryan bounces off of the ropes and tries to pick up speed once again - only to have Angel leap into the air and cut him off with a dropkick! This time, it’s Angel who calls for the fans to get loud - which they once again do without much hesitation! He gives them a fist pump for good measure before stepping over to his corner of the ring and tagging Reaper into the match!
Bolt Thomas:
Glamour Boys are in control right now!
Aaron Gurst:
Let’s see if it lasts!
Angel grabs hold of Ryan and quickly shoots him into the nearest turnbuckle! Ryan slumps against it as Angel then grabs hold of his partner and shoots him into the corner, allowing Reaper to hit Ryan with a clothesline! The two partners then shake hands as Angel steps out onto the apron. Reaper grabs hold of Ryan and drags him back up to his feet. He hits him with a hard right hand, and then a second, and then a third! Reaper bounces off of the ropes - but Ryan leaps into the air and catches him with a leg lariat! Reaper collapses to the mat as Ryan steps over to his corner of the ring and tags Stephen into the match. Stephen steadies himself on the apron and waits for Reaper to reach his feet. Once he does, Stephen slingshots into the ring and hits Reaper with a crossbody block, hooking the legs for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Reaper kicks out!
Bolt Thomas:
This has been a pleasant crowd-pleaser of a match so far!
Aaron Gurst:
If this were any other day, I’d be complaining about it! But we’re all allowed to have a little bit of fun today!
Stephen looks down at Reaper and shakes his head. He turns toward Ryan and nods. Stephen waits until Reaper is almost back up on his feet before stepping toward him and kicking him in the mouth with a superkick! On the other end of the ring, Ryan kicks Angel off of the apron with a superkick of his own! The two men high five each other in the center of the ring before Stephen grabs hold of Reaper and gets him into position for Wicked! Ryan climbs up to the top rope and leaps off, the two of them planting Reaper on the mat with Wicked Pissah! Stephen covers Reaper and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…RIPPER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
These two just gave the world a taste of what they’re capable of!
Aaron Gurst:
Now we just need to hope that they can keep the vibes going into the new year!