Post by \w/Chaosnmayhem\w/ on Mar 31, 2024 13:22:29 GMT -5
Duke Jupiter vs Ryan Ashworth
Light Em Up/Radioactive mashup begins to to play. Stephen and Ryan Ashworth come jogging out of the entrance way. Stephen throws his arms out, waving to the crowd to make some noise and trying to get the crowd behind them while Ryan raises his arms. They go to the center of the ramp, holding up three fingers and begin counting down “Three...Two...One! Lay-on!” while throwing the arm out and lifting a finger for the countdown.
The two walk down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and then climb the stairs at ringside and head into the ring. They each take a turnbuckle, Ryan looking over the crowd and throwing his arms out, while Stephen again tries to rally the crowd behind them, yelling "It's party time!" to the cheering crowd. The two men climb down and exit the ring. Ryan takes off his headband, giving it to a fan at ringside and then removes his jacket, handing it to Stephen, the climbs the stairs and enters the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Stephen Ashworth, he is…RYAN ASHWORTH!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This is a huge, HUGE opportunity for the Ripper boys!
Aaron Gurst:
I agree with you, Dolty, and I know they’re talented. But I wouldn’t want to get in the ring with Duke Jupiter, either. The man is one of the very best in CPW history for a reason!
As the scathing guitar riffs of Scorpion Child's "Acid Roulette" through the PA the lights dim down low. On the tron appears the image of Duke and Ava Jupiter standing in front of a massive bonfire. Orange lights come up as Duke and Ava emerge from behind the curtain as smoke fills the entrance way and ring area. Ava holds up a fist lit with red light and Duke smirks and tosses his arms to his sides and his head to the sky. They hold these poses for a moment before stepping into action.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Ava Jupiter, he is…DUKE JUPITER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Like you said…Duke is one of the most legendary and consistent wrestlers in CPW history! He’s as good as it gets!
Aaron Gurst:
And he will NOT make this one easy!
Duke Jupiter smirks as the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Without so much as missing a beat, Ryan Ashworth charges across the ring and hits Duke Jupiter in the mouth with a forearm smash! He follows it up with a second, and then a third. Ryan grabs hold of Duke and tries to shoot him across the ring. Duke reverses the attempt and waits for Ryan to come back on the rebound. He pauses for a moment before leaning over to send Ryan into the air with a back body drop! Ryan stops himself just before reaching Duke and hits him with a European Uppercut instead! Duke stumbles from the impact as Ryan pulls him in and sends Duke crashing to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker! He hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Duke kicks out!
Duke tries to pull himself back up to his feet, looking rather flustered as he does so. Ryan once again seems ready to strike as he charges across the ring and delivers a running dropkick to Duke! Duke crashes to the mat again as Ryan hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
This time, Duke pops up to his feet and charges at Ryan angrily. He tries to hit him with a clothesline as Ryan ducks underneath of it and rolls Duke up for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Ryan Ashworth has come close to winning this one MULTIPLE times now!
Aaron Gurst:
Duke said that he was feeling a bit complacent, and Ryan is really trying to make him regret it!
Stephen shows his support for his partner as Ryan drags Duke back up to his feet. He hits him with a series of quick forearm shots to knock him off balance. He then leaps into the air and tries to send Duke crashing to the mat with a hurricanrana! Unfortunately for him, Duke responds by catching Ryan in the air. He pauses for a moment before slamming him down to the mat with a sitout powerbomb! He transitions into a pin attempt for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Ryan kicks out!
Ryan stumbles back up to his feet. Duke bounces off of the ropes and hits Ryan with a clothesline that sends him crashing back to the mat. Ryan stumbles over to the ropes and tries to use them to reach his feet more quickly! Duke cuts him off with a running splash. Ryan staggers out of the corner as Duke grabs hold of him. He whispers something as his expression grows angry. Seconds later, Duke PLANTS Ryan on the mat with a flatliner! He rolls Ryan over and covers him once again for the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—-NO!
Bolt Thomas:
And just like that…
Aaron Gurst:
Duke Jupiter is reminding the world why he’s one of the best!
Ava Jupiter can’t help but laugh as Duke shakes his head. He drags Ryan back up to his feet and gets in his face. He mumbles something before slapping the taste out of Ryan’s mouth! The fans gasp as Duke grins. Before he can do anything else, Ryan fires back with a superkick that sends Duke crashing to the mat. Stephen cheers him on as Ryan grabs hold of Duke and snaps off a DDT! He hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—-NO!
Bolt Thomas:
So close!
Duke groggily tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Stephen cheers Ryan on as Ryan delivers a chop to Duke’s chest, followed by a second. He then bounces off of the ropes and tries to pick up speed, leaping at Duke - and getting caught in the air! Duke pauses for just a moment before slamming Ryan to the mat with a fallaway slam! He turns around and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Duke caught him there!
Aaron Gurst:
Ryan’s going to need to stay aggressive and hope for the best, because when it comes to pure talent, it’s hard to beat Duke!
The fans boo Duke Jupiter as he pounds away on Ryan with a series of right hands. The referee comes over and gives Duke a warning. Duke responds by calmly backing away from Ryan. When Ryan starts to pull himself back to his feet, Duke runs at him and hits Ryan with a boot to the face! The fans boo loudly as Duke laughs. He grabs hold of Ryan and lifts him back up to his feet. He hoists Ryan onto his shoulders and pauses for a moment. Stephen tries to cheer Ryan on from the floor. This momentarily distracts Duke as Ryan manages to free himself from Duke’s grasp. Ryan steps toward Duke and hits him with a superkick! The fans cheer as Duke falls to the mat.
Bolt Thomas:
This may be the opening that Ryan needs!
Aaron Gurst:
I can’t believe you’d condone Stephen getting involved like that!
Ryan quickly hurries back to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and steadies himself. Stephen cheers him on from the floor, when suddenly, Ava runs at Stephen from behind and throws him into the steel steps! Stephen collapses to the floor as Ryan pauses for a moment to look out at his partner. This proves to be a mistake, as Duke runs over to the ropes and tosses Ryan down to the mat! Ryan stumbles back up to his feet as Duke runs at him and blasts Ryan in the mouth with an elbow smash! Ryan staggers as Duke grabs him and snaps off an Electric Ladyland! He hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…DUKE JUPITER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Ava gave Duke just a bit of a distraction, and that was all he needed!
Aaron Gurst:
Well, it was only fair after Stephen distracted Duke!
Mighty Frank vs Audrey Carter
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The flute introduces "Remember To Breathe" by Sturgill Simpson plays through-out the arena while the lights dim real low. Mighty Frank appears inside the light of a single spotlight, carrying his trusty golden hammer, an unlit cigar poking out from between his teeth. He is wearing a black t-shirt that reads, KEEP HAMMERIN'. He stops on the rampway as the drums kick in. Frank kneels and sets his hammer down on the rampway.
He lifts his arms over his head and suddenly a single streamer blast appears on the left side of the rampway. Frank looks at the pyro for a seconds before he steps closer and leans in, lighting the cigar between his teeth off of the pyrotechnics. After the first chorus, lightning flashes on the tron behind Mighty Frank. The lightning looks to strike the hammer and then the hammer glows. Frank takes a puff from his cigar, picking up his glowing hammer before heading to the ring. On his way to the ring, he puts out his cigar when he hands the officials his hammer.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, from Valhalla, he is… MIGHTY FRANK!!!
"Dream On Dreamer" by Cascada begins to play, the lights dimming. After a few seconds, they begin to flicker in a strobe effect as "The Candy Girl" Audrey Carter bursts out through the curtain and onto the stage. Denni Summers follows slowly behind. With pom poms and a bag in hand, she sets the bag down beside her, beginning to hop up and down excitedly to the music and shaking the pom poms above her head. Smiling at the positive reaction she receives from the crowd, she picks the bag back up, beginning to hand lollipops and other various pieces of candy out to the fans as she passes on her way down the ramp. Reaching the ring, she tosses a few more pieces of candy out to the crowd before setting the bag down and entering the ring. She hops up on the near turnbuckle, raising the pom poms above her head once again and giving them another shake as she calls out to the crowd for a few moments before hopping back down to wait in her corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his partner, accompanied to the ring by Denni Summers, from New York City, New York, she is… AUDREY CARTER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Although the match hasn’t been set yet. Denni Summers has agreed to Mighty Frank’s challenge.
Aaron Gurst:
Yeah and now she is out here to taunt him. Real class act if you ask me.
Bolt Thomas:
No one asked you.
Aaron Gurst:
The people demand to hear my hot takes, Dolty.
Bolt Thomas:
That’s a hot take?
Aaron Gurst:
I’ve got hotter.
Frank readies himself in the corner and Denni enters the ring and walks to the center, staring daggers into Frank as she turns and walks away from him and exits the ring.
Bolt Thomas:
Denni giving Mighty Frank the evil eye.
Aaron Gurst:
See what I mean? Joe really needs to check his woman.
Bolt Thomas:
I can’t…
The bell rings and Frank wastes no time in going after Audrey. He hits her with a jab, followed by another, and another before he rolls his fists and hits her with a pop-eye uppercut that takes her off of her feet. Audrey hits the mat and pops back up only to be met with a devastating chop from Frank. Frank chops her again and runs her into the corner.
Bolt Thomas:
Mighty Frank is making a statement right now.
Aaron Gurst:
He knows how to throw a punch.
Frank pulls Audrey out of the corner and hits her with a running bulldog.
He covers.
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Frank gets to his feet and reaches down, pulling Audrey up by her hair. She pops up with a chop to Frank’s chest of her own. She chops him again and again. Frank is backed into the corner, he ducks under a wide right from Audrey and pops out of the corner, but Audrey is able to take him to the mat with a headscissors takedown. Audrey pulls Frank to his feet and hits him with a DDT.
She covers.
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Audrey pounds on the mat with frustration. She pulls Frank up to his feet and turns around signaling to the crowd for the Insulin Spike.
Bolt Thomas:
Audrey Carter is signaling to the Sweet Teeth in the crowd.
Aaron Gurst:
Talk about irrelevant…
Audrey turns back to Frank and is met with a clothesline from hell that takes her off of her feet.
Frank rolls her up for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
TH-NO!!!
Bolt Thomas:
A near fall by Mighty Frank, but he hasn't won yet.
Aaron Gurst:
Adrian's still got some fight in her.
Bolt Thomas:
Audrey… it's Audrey, Aaron.
Aaron Gurst:
That's what I said.
Frank takes off running, he bounces off of the rope but Denni smacks him on the back as Audrey gets to her feet. He stumbles forward and Audrey hits him with a standing dropkick. He dodges it and grabs Audrey by her legs and swings her into Denni. Denni falls off the mat after Audrey collides with her, while Audrey falls onto the mat inside the ring.
Frank pulls her up, but she hits him with an enziguri. Frank doesn't fall completely over, he wobbles in the corner as Denni is up steals a mic from ringside, tosses it to Audrey before she rolls into the ring.
Audrey Carter:
You're about to see more of us than you'd like, get used to it, Frank!
Audrey tosses the microphone to the mat before her and both Denni take off running from opposite corners and converge the corner Frank rests in. Frank ducks and Denni and Audrey collide with each other with dual Taste of Perfections.
Frank lifts Denni up and tosses her over the ropes and onto the floor like a lawn jart.
The crowd goes wild as he signals and pulls Audrey to her feet and hits the SENKO DOMINATION! He covers Audrey.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And the winner is… MIGHTY FRANK!!!
Frank rolls out of the ring and grabs the time keepers chair. He folds it up and pushes it in the ring before following it in himself.
Bolt Thomas:
What is Frank doing with that chair?
Aaron Gurst:
You think he's just wants a seat?
Frank smacks Audrey with the chair.
Mighty Frank:
Audrey I won’t be seein’ you for a while!
I'M MIGHTY FRANK!
Frank looks over at Denni, he smiles and he picks up Audrey off of the mat. He drops her on the chair with a powerslam.
Bolt Thomas:
Mighty Frank has snapped!
Aaron Gurst:
This isn't good for anyone! Certainly not Audrey Carter!
Denni slides into the ring and meets Frank in the center with fists flying. She hits him several times, before sending him into the corner with a standing dropkick!
Aaron Gurst:
Denni snapped back!
She attempts a crossbody block but Frank catches her in mid-air. He looks around and smiles sadistically.
Bolt Thomas:
C'mon! The match is over.
He hits her with a fallaway slam on the chair. Denni holds her back in pain and kicks her feet. She wills herself back to her feet as Frank is exiting the ring. Frank looks back between the ropes as Denni picks up the chair and runs at him, smacking him over the head with it. Frank tumbles out of the ring and to the floor. Denni briefly checks on Audrey as EMTs come out to assist.
Denni runs and suicide dives between the ropes, she hits Frank and he falls back to the floor. Denni kips up and grabs him by the hair and slams his face into the railing before she clotheslines him over it and into the crowd.
Bolt Thomas:
Security!
Aaron Gurst:
Cut that out! This is most fun we've had all night.
Frank pops up with a right hand as Denni reaches over the guardrail for him. He knocks her back with his fist before he dives over the guardrail and spears her into the apron!
Security rushes out and pulls them off of one another before Frank can continue or Denni could retaliate.
The crowd begins chanting.
“LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!”
Security leads them to the back separately as the show cuts to commercial.
Matt "Redline" Stevens vs Slingshot Red
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
"Come With Me" by P. Diddy ft. Jimmy Page blasts out of the PA System and Matt "Redline" Stevens appears from behind the curtains to a mixed reception from the fans. He smirks and walks out onto the top of the ramp where he raises both his arms above his head and red and white pyro goes off around him. Redline then slowly makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and nods at a few of the fans at ringside as he passes them by. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope, climbs the nearest turnbuckle and looks out into the crowd with a grin on his face. Redline then drops back down from the turnbuckle.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, he is…MATT “REDLINE” STEVENS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
He’s coming off of a disappointing loss last week, and you have to think that he’ll be looking to turn things around tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
What he’s looking to do, and what he’ll actually manage to do are two very different things!
"Up We Go" by Lights begins to play as the lights dim and the stage begins to fill with smoke. A spotlight suddenly lights up the stage, piercing the smoke and illuminating the caped figure of Harper Brooks, "The Incredible MachSpeed Slingshot Red." She nods along with the music for a moment before she raises her cape and begins to hop in place, a red strobe effect beginning to flicker throughout the arena. She begins to make her way down toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans and even stopping to give a few a hug along the way. As she reaches the ring, she climbs in and hops up into the near corner, spreading out her arms and taking in the cheers as her cape seems to flow in an unseen breeze around her. Smiling broadly, she gives the crowd a quick wave as the strobe light stops and the lights brighten back up, and she hops back down, taking off her cape and carefully setting it in the corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, she is…THE INCREDIBLE, MACHSPEED SLINGSHOT RED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Slingshot Red must feel like she has a lot to prove tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
And I hope for her sake she manages to do it! I really do!
The referee looks at both wrestlers before calling for the bell, the match now officially underway. Without so much as the slightest bit of hesitation, Redline charges across the ring. He hits Slingshot Red with a chop to the chest, and then a second, and then a third. Red is barely able to keep herself upright. Redline smirks as he grabs hold of her and shoots Red across the ring. When she comes back on the rebound, he lifts her into the air and drops her down to the mat with a flapjack! Red’s face bounces off of the mat. She slowly stumbles back up to her feet as Redline grabs hold of her and lifts Red into the air - letting her hang there for a moment before slamming her back to the mat with a belly to back suplex! The fans boo as Redline goes for the quick cover and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Slingshot Red kicks out!
Redline shakes his head. He drags Slingshot Red back up to her feet and hits her in the mouth with a forearm smash! He follows it up with a second before grabbing hold of Red and shooting her across the ring. Red crashes into the turnbuckle and slumps against it. Redline comes charging in just moments later and tries to hit her with a running clothesline! Red ducks out of the way of the attempt. Redline stumbles from his impact with the turnbuckle as Red catches him with a sunset flip and rolls Redline up for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Redline kicks out!
Redline pops back up to his feet. Slingshot Red doesn’t even hesitate for a moment as she leaps into the air and catches Redline with a dropkick! He crashes to the mat as she bounces off of the ropes and tries to land on him with a MachSpeed Splash! Redline gets his knees into the air and drives them into Slingshot Red’s ribs. She doubles over in pain and tries to catch her breath.
Bolt Thomas:
It’s been a quick and exciting start to this match, but Redline might’ve given himself a big advantage with that one!
Aaron Gurst:
That’s what Red gets for underestimating him!
Redline shakes his head as he hits Red with an elbow strike to keep her groggy. He then pulls Slingshot Red in toward him. Redline wrestles her into position for a Full Throttle! Before he can send her crashing to the mat, Red spins out of his grasp. She leaps into the air and hits Redline on the mouth with a jumping knee strike! Redline drops down to a knee. He takes a few steps toward Red as she charges at him. He tries to cut her off with a clothesline, though she ducks underneath the attempt. Seconds later, Red plants him on the mat with a Crimson Flash! The fans cheer as Slingshot Red hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEE!!!
Ring announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…SLINGSHOT RED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
It didn’t take much of an opening for Slingshot Red to pick up the huge victory!
Aaron Gurst:
She wanted to prove she’s capable, and honestly, she did just that!
Archangel Michael vs Victoria Travis
Nathan Jacobs: “The following contest is set for one fall.”
The arena lights go out.
I see your red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
"Paint it Black [Epic Trailer Version]" by Hidden Citizens plays over the arena. Victoria Travis stands at the top of the ramp in the spotlight, wearing a hooded, sleeveless robe like cloak with her arms crossed over her chest and head down. With a fluid motion, she uncrosses her arms and removes her hood, spreading her arms wide and spraying poison mist. She laughs manically and walks to the ring.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Nathan Jacobs: “From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 125 pounds...”the Serial Killer” Victoria Travis!”
Bolt Thomas: “This is probably the most dangerous woman in the CPW.”
Aaron Gurst: “Probably? I think there are quite a few people who would say she is. I wouldn't want ot get into the ring with her.”
Victory Travis climbs the stairs and steps into the ring. She pulls off her robe, spinning it and tossing outside the ring.
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria looking to regain some momentum here tonight.”
Aaron Gurst: “I think she's just looking to try and hurt a guy. Wins and loses have never meant a lot to her.”
She lowers her arms and starts stalking back and forth like a predator, her eyes on her opponent.
Nathan Jacobs: “And her opponent...”
"Punishment" by Biohazard begins to play, Golden light fills the arena as a white strobe alternates in time with the music. Suddenly, Archangel Michael appears. He stands in all of his glory and surveys his dominion for evil to vanquish before heading down to the ring.
Nathan Jacobs: “From St Augustine, Florida, weighing 225 pounds, Archangel Michael!”
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael is looking to avenge a loss he suffered at Victoria's hands in their last encounter.”
Aaron Gurst: “If he was smart, he'd avoid getting into anything with her. Pretty sure Slingshot Red is still feeling the Super Brawl match.”
The referee calls for the bell and Archangel Michael charges in, only to get caught by Victoria with a Japanese arm drag takedown which she shifts into an armbar. Archangel Michael starts to get to his feet, but Victoria keeps the armbar in place. Michael manages to get to the ropes and shoots Victoria across the ropes, catching her with a European uppercut and then goes for a suplex dropping her down on the mat.
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael showing a little aggression in the early going.”
Aaron Gurst: “Probably his best move here tonight. End it quick.”
Both competitors get to their feet. Archangel Michael goes for another suplex, but Victoria blocks and connects with a snap suplex of her own. She holds on and hits another snap suplex. She goes for a third, but Michael manages to block the attempt and hits another suplex of his own. Michael catches Victoria with a spinebuster and rolls though for the cover.
One..
Two...
Victoria kicks out on two.
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael almost got the win right there.”
Aaron Gurst: “Victoria is tougher than that, Dolty.”
Archangel tries for the horse collar, but Victoria manages to kick Michael in head to break his attempt. “The Serial Killer” catches Michael with a side Russian legsweep and then follows with a DDT. She slaps on an armbar, Victoria drives her knee into Michael's shoulder. Michael gets to his feet, rubbing his shoulder. Victoria catches him with a German suplex, releasing him. She rolls to her feet and grabs his arm, pulling him into a short-arm clothesline. Victoria pulls him back up, but Michael nails a hard right hook and shoots Victoria into the ropes. He catches her with a Lou Thez press, hammering away at “the Serial Killer.”
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria took control of the match, but Archangel Michael has taken it back.”
Aaron Gurst: “Don't count her out yet.”
Michael starts to pull Victoria up off the mat, but she pulls him into a small package.
One...
Two...
Kickout by Archangel Michael.
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria almost picked up the win right there.”
Aaron Gurst: “There are very few flaws in her game. Michael needs to be careful.”
Both competitors get to their. Michael throws a hard right hook, knocking Victoria back. She comes back with a right of her own. Michael hits another right hook and another, dropping Victoria down to the mat. He charges in with a running knee lift, nailing her and dropping her back down. He pulls Victoria up off the mat, but she pulls him into a Northern Lights suplex. She holds on, hitting another and another, and then a fourth in a row, but does not bridge for the cover.
Bolt Thomas: “This has been back and forth so far.”
Aaron Gurst: “Hey, no one wants a loss here tonight. Michael has a mission after all. Victoria just wants to beat him.”
Both competitors manage to get to their feet. Michael hosts her up, but Victoria is able to slide out and land behind Michael. She hits a hanging neckbreaker and gets to her knees, smiling. Victoria waits for Michael to get to his feet and goes for the Swift End, but Michael is able to push her off and down on to the mat.
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael managed to stay in this match, avoiding the Swift End.”
Aaron Gurst: “Victoria is so quick with those finishers. Michael had to have that move scouted.”
Archangel Michael runs in, going for the running kneelift, but Victoria runs out of the way and catches Michael with the Victory lock, trying to lock it on. He pulls him down to the mat, trying to lock the hold on, but Michael is able to fight it off. As both competitors get to their feet, Michael shoots Victoria into the corner and charges in. He uses the ropes to springboard, trying to hit the Sanctified Dominion, but Victoria manages to counter and drop him down on the mat. As he gets to his feet, Victoria catches Archangel Michael with the Swift End and rolls through for the cover.
One...
Two...
Three!
Bolt Thomas: “The Swift End and this one is over. Michael almost had the win, but Victoria managed to nail the Swift End to finish this one.”
Aaron Gurst: “She's so qu8ick with it and the Victory Lock. You really have to keep your eye out.”
Victoria rolls onto her knees and makes the sign of the cross towards Archangel Michael
Victoria Travis: “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.”
“The Serial Killer” gets to her feet and raises her arm. Victoria exits the ring and walks to the back.
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria picks up a win here tonight over a competitive Archangel Michael.”
Aaron Gurst: “Michael may have had faith on his side, but Victoria had skill.”
Nightmare vs Miss Daisy Jones
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is a set for one fall!
The camera opens to find Miss Daisy Jones standing in the ring holding her CPW Elimination Championship aloft for the world to see.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, the CPW Elimination Champion, MISS DAISY JONES!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This woman has made a huge impact in a very short amount of time!
Aaron Gurst:
You better give her your attention unless you want DEtention!
Bolt Thomas:
Oh God, are we gonna get fingernails on the blackboard now?
Aaron Gurst:
Only if you disrespect her, Dolty!
Around the arena we watch as the lights dim as the opening verse of “Toxic Pretender” by Vanna begins to play around the arena. After 13 seconds we hear the line “YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME!!” erupt like a shotgun blast as the lights flash in dark hues purple as we see in the shadows Nightmare make his way onto the stage from behind the curtain dragging his championship in his hand. Walking to the far left side of the stage we see Nightmare stare out at the crowd from under the hood of his unzipped black hoodie. Walking back to the center of the stage Nightmare drops to his knees and lets in a deep breath as he drops the title and places both arms behind his head before pulling himself back to his feet and makes his way down to the ring, the belt left behind like trash.
As Nightmare reaches the end of the entrance ramp and enters the ringside area we watch as he rolls under the bottom rope and makes his way to the far right corner of the ring. Standing on the 2nd turnbuckle Nightmare stretches his arms out wide as he keeps his head down before pulling them in to form an X under his chin. Lifting his head up Nightmare lets out a sick grin to the crowd before he fixates his gaze over at the announcers table. Hopping down off the turnbuckle we watch as Gavin takes his hoodie off and drops it to the floor before taking a seat in the same corner where he stood on. We watch as Nightmare runs his hands through his hair, pulling at it while he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts, the CPW Devastation and CPW Xtreme Chaos Champion… NIGHTMARE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
The Double Champ is here!
Aaron Gurst:
Don’t you ever say that again… it is so disrespectful!
Bolt Thomas:
It’s the damn truth!
Aaron Gurst:
You will never learn, will you? Poor student!
Nightmare and Miss Daisy Jones circle each other and then lock-up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Nightmare tries to jump into the Driver’s Side Impact. Miss Daisy shoves him away to save herself and they both tumble to the mat. Nightmare gets to his feet and Miss Daisy catches him coming in for a deep arm drag. Nightmare hits the mat hard and Miss Daisy jumps into a flash cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
MISS DAISY KICKS OUT!
Nightmare jumps up and Miss Daisy grabs him, trying for a backslide. Nightmare overpowers her and uses his superior leverage to pull her over and get her shoulders down.
ONE!
TWO!
MISS DAISY KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Miss Daisy is trying to teach Nightmare a lesson he doesn't seem to want to learn.
Aaron Gurst:
He’ll learn.
Bolt Thomas:
Will he?
Aaron Gurst:
They’ll all learn! Miss Daisy is a damn good teacher!
Nightmare nails Miss Daisy in the back with a wicked elbow. Miss Daisy falls into the ropes and Nightmare gets her for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
MISS DAISY KICKS OUT!
Nightmare is propelled forward and he bounces off the ropes. Miss Daisy catches him o the rebound for a rolling cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
As the two stand up, Nightmare jump into the Driver’s Side Impact. Miss Daisy collapses to the mat and falls over the edge to the floor. The referee moves in and starts counting her out.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Miss Daisy starts to move on the floor.
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
Miss Daisy tries to get up.
NINE!
TEN!
Bolt Thomas:
Miss Daisy didn’t beat the count!
Aaron Gurst:
Somebody check on her, our poor teacher might be hurt!
Bolt Thomas:
Will you stop?!!? She’s fine.
Aaron Gurst:
How DARE you, she just took a nasty fall and you’re just like.. “She’s fine.” What is wrong with you? You’re in for fifty demerits and a black mark on your permanent record!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner via countout, NIGHTMARE!
Joe Summers/Disturbed vs Francisco Lopez/Kelly James
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
“Lords of War” by Otep hits and an enraged Disturbed marches to the ring alone, clearly not pleased with the situation at hand.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, for team number one, DISTURBED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This is never gonna go well, Disturbed HATES tag team matches and he’s not a fan of Joe Summers either!
Aaron Gurst:
It’s three on one, Dolty. This is bullshit with Kelly and Lopez able to gang up on him with Joe!
Bolt Thomas:
They wouldn't do that.
Aaron Gurst:
You hand a poor man fifty buck, and watch him do things you’d never think he would!
Blue lights strobe around the arena as the opening riffs of "Elevation" hit the arena sound system. The fans rise to their feet in anticipation. Suddenly, the opening drums of "Nothing Left" pound the sound system as Joe Summers comes running out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking focused as ever. The fans cheer loudly and show their support as Joe runs back and forth across the top of the ramp, calling for them to get even louder. He then smirks and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans in the front row on his way. Joe slides into the ring and pops back up to his feet, soaking in the crowd reaction. He takes a deep breath and leans against the rope as he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
His tag team partner, weighing in at 222 pounds, hailing originally from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and now residing in Denver, Colorado… JOE SUMMERS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe giving the monster a wide berth here tonight.
Aaron Gurst:
Smartest thing he could do. You have to know Disturbed is gonna wanna smash everything that moves and that’ll start with Joe.
Bolt Thomas:
Well, you’re right about that.
Aaron Gurst:
I’m always right!
“Wayward One” starts playing as the lights turn Blue and Silver. 12 seconds into the song, Francisco Lopez appears on the stage, surrounded by smoke. He slowly makes his way to the ring, staring at his battleground as he walks around the ring. He slides into the ring, and stands in the center of the ring for a few moments, staring into the distance. He walks toward a nearby corner and stands, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, first, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Hartford, Connecticut, FRANCISCO LOPEZ!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Lopez is giving the big man a wide berth as well
Aaron Gurst:
Of course, he’s following Joe’s lead to get ready for the ambush!
Bolt Thomas:
There’s not going to be an ambush!
Aaron Gurst:
You just wait…
The sound of an engine starting can be heard as "Saturday Night" by the Kaiser Chiefs hits the sound system. "The Apex" Kelly James appears at the top of the ramp, waving a checkered flag as she stands and smiles at the crowd. She makes her way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as she passes, then climbs into the ring and up into the corner, waving the flag high above her head and waving to the crowd. She then hops down, setting the flag down in the corner and beginning to stretch as she awaits the start of the match.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
His tag team partner, weighing in at 117 pounds and hailing from Detroit, Michigan, “The Apex” KELLY JAMES!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Now Kelly’s giving him a wide…
Aaron Gurst:
Stop acting surprised, of course she is. They’re about to get to the crux of the matter!
Bolt Thomas:
What are you talking about?
Aaron Gurst:
You know exactly what I’m talking about, Dolty, and don’t act like you don’t! It’s three on one and Disturbed’s on the wrong end of the numbers game!
The bell sounds and Disturbed grabs both Lopez and Kelly by the throat. As he raises them up, they swing over and hit matching kicks that cause him to lower them back to their feet. Kelly jumps up, gets a boost from Lopez and grab Disturbed’s head, looking for a tornado DDT. Disturbed throws her off and she crashes to the mat hard. Lopez snaps off a roundhouse kick and then gets Disturbed for an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED KICKS OUT!
Joe runs over and catches Kelly for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
KELLY KICKS OUT!
Joe is propelled forward. Disturbed sees him coming and catches him for a sidewalk slam. Lopez gets a side rolling cradle on Disturbed.
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Disturbed just hit his own partner!
Aaron Gurst:
He was running at the big man!
Bolt Thomas:
He’d just been kicked out on by Kelly, there was no conspiracy here. The big man just hit the wrong guy!
Aaron Gurst:
They were trying to gang up and it’s plain as day!
Disturbed gets up and grabs at Lopez again. Kelly jumps at Disturbed and teh big man kicks her away. As Joe staggers to his feet, Miss Daisy Jones jumps in and clips him from behind. The referee starts to call for the bell but Disturbed grabs Miss Daisy by the throat. With fire in his eyes, he starts to hoist her up for a chokeslam. Suddenly, Nightmare comes in, steel chair in hand. He blasts Disturbed in the back. The referee calls for the bell as Joe tackles Nightmare. Lopez kicks at Disturbed, Kelly goes after Miss Daisy.
Bolt Thomas:
What is going on?
Aaron Gurst:
Chaos, that's what!
Bolt Thomas:
I… what the hell?!!??
Aaron Gurst:
I have no idea but I love it!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winners of this match due to a disqualification from outside interference, Joe Summers and Disturbed!
All six competitors fight even as security dives to pull all of them apart. As the crowd buzzes, visibly wanting to see more, Brian Klesko walks out on stage.
Brian Klesko: Alright, that’s enough! I just had a Fleskificent realization while watching this debacle! You all wanna fight so bad? Fine, then at our next show, Damnation ANd A Day XXII, the six of you are gonna fight for the Xtreme Chaos Championship in the Elimination Chamber!
The crowd goes wild as security loses its grip on the six and they start fighting all over again. Kleko just shrugs as security fights to regain control and the camera fades to black.
Light Em Up/Radioactive mashup begins to to play. Stephen and Ryan Ashworth come jogging out of the entrance way. Stephen throws his arms out, waving to the crowd to make some noise and trying to get the crowd behind them while Ryan raises his arms. They go to the center of the ramp, holding up three fingers and begin counting down “Three...Two...One! Lay-on!” while throwing the arm out and lifting a finger for the countdown.
The two walk down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and then climb the stairs at ringside and head into the ring. They each take a turnbuckle, Ryan looking over the crowd and throwing his arms out, while Stephen again tries to rally the crowd behind them, yelling "It's party time!" to the cheering crowd. The two men climb down and exit the ring. Ryan takes off his headband, giving it to a fan at ringside and then removes his jacket, handing it to Stephen, the climbs the stairs and enters the ring.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Stephen Ashworth, he is…RYAN ASHWORTH!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This is a huge, HUGE opportunity for the Ripper boys!
Aaron Gurst:
I agree with you, Dolty, and I know they’re talented. But I wouldn’t want to get in the ring with Duke Jupiter, either. The man is one of the very best in CPW history for a reason!
As the scathing guitar riffs of Scorpion Child's "Acid Roulette" through the PA the lights dim down low. On the tron appears the image of Duke and Ava Jupiter standing in front of a massive bonfire. Orange lights come up as Duke and Ava emerge from behind the curtain as smoke fills the entrance way and ring area. Ava holds up a fist lit with red light and Duke smirks and tosses his arms to his sides and his head to the sky. They hold these poses for a moment before stepping into action.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Ava Jupiter, he is…DUKE JUPITER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Like you said…Duke is one of the most legendary and consistent wrestlers in CPW history! He’s as good as it gets!
Aaron Gurst:
And he will NOT make this one easy!
Duke Jupiter smirks as the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Without so much as missing a beat, Ryan Ashworth charges across the ring and hits Duke Jupiter in the mouth with a forearm smash! He follows it up with a second, and then a third. Ryan grabs hold of Duke and tries to shoot him across the ring. Duke reverses the attempt and waits for Ryan to come back on the rebound. He pauses for a moment before leaning over to send Ryan into the air with a back body drop! Ryan stops himself just before reaching Duke and hits him with a European Uppercut instead! Duke stumbles from the impact as Ryan pulls him in and sends Duke crashing to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker! He hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Duke kicks out!
Duke tries to pull himself back up to his feet, looking rather flustered as he does so. Ryan once again seems ready to strike as he charges across the ring and delivers a running dropkick to Duke! Duke crashes to the mat again as Ryan hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—NO!
This time, Duke pops up to his feet and charges at Ryan angrily. He tries to hit him with a clothesline as Ryan ducks underneath of it and rolls Duke up for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Ryan Ashworth has come close to winning this one MULTIPLE times now!
Aaron Gurst:
Duke said that he was feeling a bit complacent, and Ryan is really trying to make him regret it!
Stephen shows his support for his partner as Ryan drags Duke back up to his feet. He hits him with a series of quick forearm shots to knock him off balance. He then leaps into the air and tries to send Duke crashing to the mat with a hurricanrana! Unfortunately for him, Duke responds by catching Ryan in the air. He pauses for a moment before slamming him down to the mat with a sitout powerbomb! He transitions into a pin attempt for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Ryan kicks out!
Ryan stumbles back up to his feet. Duke bounces off of the ropes and hits Ryan with a clothesline that sends him crashing back to the mat. Ryan stumbles over to the ropes and tries to use them to reach his feet more quickly! Duke cuts him off with a running splash. Ryan staggers out of the corner as Duke grabs hold of him. He whispers something as his expression grows angry. Seconds later, Duke PLANTS Ryan on the mat with a flatliner! He rolls Ryan over and covers him once again for the…
ONE!
TWO!
TH—-NO!
Bolt Thomas:
And just like that…
Aaron Gurst:
Duke Jupiter is reminding the world why he’s one of the best!
Ava Jupiter can’t help but laugh as Duke shakes his head. He drags Ryan back up to his feet and gets in his face. He mumbles something before slapping the taste out of Ryan’s mouth! The fans gasp as Duke grins. Before he can do anything else, Ryan fires back with a superkick that sends Duke crashing to the mat. Stephen cheers him on as Ryan grabs hold of Duke and snaps off a DDT! He hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—-NO!
Bolt Thomas:
So close!
Duke groggily tries to bring himself back up to his feet. Stephen cheers Ryan on as Ryan delivers a chop to Duke’s chest, followed by a second. He then bounces off of the ropes and tries to pick up speed, leaping at Duke - and getting caught in the air! Duke pauses for just a moment before slamming Ryan to the mat with a fallaway slam! He turns around and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THR—NO!
Bolt Thomas:
Duke caught him there!
Aaron Gurst:
Ryan’s going to need to stay aggressive and hope for the best, because when it comes to pure talent, it’s hard to beat Duke!
The fans boo Duke Jupiter as he pounds away on Ryan with a series of right hands. The referee comes over and gives Duke a warning. Duke responds by calmly backing away from Ryan. When Ryan starts to pull himself back to his feet, Duke runs at him and hits Ryan with a boot to the face! The fans boo loudly as Duke laughs. He grabs hold of Ryan and lifts him back up to his feet. He hoists Ryan onto his shoulders and pauses for a moment. Stephen tries to cheer Ryan on from the floor. This momentarily distracts Duke as Ryan manages to free himself from Duke’s grasp. Ryan steps toward Duke and hits him with a superkick! The fans cheer as Duke falls to the mat.
Bolt Thomas:
This may be the opening that Ryan needs!
Aaron Gurst:
I can’t believe you’d condone Stephen getting involved like that!
Ryan quickly hurries back to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and steadies himself. Stephen cheers him on from the floor, when suddenly, Ava runs at Stephen from behind and throws him into the steel steps! Stephen collapses to the floor as Ryan pauses for a moment to look out at his partner. This proves to be a mistake, as Duke runs over to the ropes and tosses Ryan down to the mat! Ryan stumbles back up to his feet as Duke runs at him and blasts Ryan in the mouth with an elbow smash! Ryan staggers as Duke grabs him and snaps off an Electric Ladyland! He hooks the leg and covers for the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…DUKE JUPITER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Ava gave Duke just a bit of a distraction, and that was all he needed!
Aaron Gurst:
Well, it was only fair after Stephen distracted Duke!
Mighty Frank vs Audrey Carter
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The flute introduces "Remember To Breathe" by Sturgill Simpson plays through-out the arena while the lights dim real low. Mighty Frank appears inside the light of a single spotlight, carrying his trusty golden hammer, an unlit cigar poking out from between his teeth. He is wearing a black t-shirt that reads, KEEP HAMMERIN'. He stops on the rampway as the drums kick in. Frank kneels and sets his hammer down on the rampway.
He lifts his arms over his head and suddenly a single streamer blast appears on the left side of the rampway. Frank looks at the pyro for a seconds before he steps closer and leans in, lighting the cigar between his teeth off of the pyrotechnics. After the first chorus, lightning flashes on the tron behind Mighty Frank. The lightning looks to strike the hammer and then the hammer glows. Frank takes a puff from his cigar, picking up his glowing hammer before heading to the ring. On his way to the ring, he puts out his cigar when he hands the officials his hammer.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, from Valhalla, he is… MIGHTY FRANK!!!
"Dream On Dreamer" by Cascada begins to play, the lights dimming. After a few seconds, they begin to flicker in a strobe effect as "The Candy Girl" Audrey Carter bursts out through the curtain and onto the stage. Denni Summers follows slowly behind. With pom poms and a bag in hand, she sets the bag down beside her, beginning to hop up and down excitedly to the music and shaking the pom poms above her head. Smiling at the positive reaction she receives from the crowd, she picks the bag back up, beginning to hand lollipops and other various pieces of candy out to the fans as she passes on her way down the ramp. Reaching the ring, she tosses a few more pieces of candy out to the crowd before setting the bag down and entering the ring. She hops up on the near turnbuckle, raising the pom poms above her head once again and giving them another shake as she calls out to the crowd for a few moments before hopping back down to wait in her corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his partner, accompanied to the ring by Denni Summers, from New York City, New York, she is… AUDREY CARTER!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Although the match hasn’t been set yet. Denni Summers has agreed to Mighty Frank’s challenge.
Aaron Gurst:
Yeah and now she is out here to taunt him. Real class act if you ask me.
Bolt Thomas:
No one asked you.
Aaron Gurst:
The people demand to hear my hot takes, Dolty.
Bolt Thomas:
That’s a hot take?
Aaron Gurst:
I’ve got hotter.
Frank readies himself in the corner and Denni enters the ring and walks to the center, staring daggers into Frank as she turns and walks away from him and exits the ring.
Bolt Thomas:
Denni giving Mighty Frank the evil eye.
Aaron Gurst:
See what I mean? Joe really needs to check his woman.
Bolt Thomas:
I can’t…
The bell rings and Frank wastes no time in going after Audrey. He hits her with a jab, followed by another, and another before he rolls his fists and hits her with a pop-eye uppercut that takes her off of her feet. Audrey hits the mat and pops back up only to be met with a devastating chop from Frank. Frank chops her again and runs her into the corner.
Bolt Thomas:
Mighty Frank is making a statement right now.
Aaron Gurst:
He knows how to throw a punch.
Frank pulls Audrey out of the corner and hits her with a running bulldog.
He covers.
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Frank gets to his feet and reaches down, pulling Audrey up by her hair. She pops up with a chop to Frank’s chest of her own. She chops him again and again. Frank is backed into the corner, he ducks under a wide right from Audrey and pops out of the corner, but Audrey is able to take him to the mat with a headscissors takedown. Audrey pulls Frank to his feet and hits him with a DDT.
She covers.
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Audrey pounds on the mat with frustration. She pulls Frank up to his feet and turns around signaling to the crowd for the Insulin Spike.
Bolt Thomas:
Audrey Carter is signaling to the Sweet Teeth in the crowd.
Aaron Gurst:
Talk about irrelevant…
Audrey turns back to Frank and is met with a clothesline from hell that takes her off of her feet.
Frank rolls her up for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
TH-NO!!!
Bolt Thomas:
A near fall by Mighty Frank, but he hasn't won yet.
Aaron Gurst:
Adrian's still got some fight in her.
Bolt Thomas:
Audrey… it's Audrey, Aaron.
Aaron Gurst:
That's what I said.
Frank takes off running, he bounces off of the rope but Denni smacks him on the back as Audrey gets to her feet. He stumbles forward and Audrey hits him with a standing dropkick. He dodges it and grabs Audrey by her legs and swings her into Denni. Denni falls off the mat after Audrey collides with her, while Audrey falls onto the mat inside the ring.
Frank pulls her up, but she hits him with an enziguri. Frank doesn't fall completely over, he wobbles in the corner as Denni is up steals a mic from ringside, tosses it to Audrey before she rolls into the ring.
Audrey Carter:
You're about to see more of us than you'd like, get used to it, Frank!
Audrey tosses the microphone to the mat before her and both Denni take off running from opposite corners and converge the corner Frank rests in. Frank ducks and Denni and Audrey collide with each other with dual Taste of Perfections.
Frank lifts Denni up and tosses her over the ropes and onto the floor like a lawn jart.
The crowd goes wild as he signals and pulls Audrey to her feet and hits the SENKO DOMINATION! He covers Audrey.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And the winner is… MIGHTY FRANK!!!
Frank rolls out of the ring and grabs the time keepers chair. He folds it up and pushes it in the ring before following it in himself.
Bolt Thomas:
What is Frank doing with that chair?
Aaron Gurst:
You think he's just wants a seat?
Frank smacks Audrey with the chair.
Mighty Frank:
Audrey I won’t be seein’ you for a while!
I'M MIGHTY FRANK!
Frank looks over at Denni, he smiles and he picks up Audrey off of the mat. He drops her on the chair with a powerslam.
Bolt Thomas:
Mighty Frank has snapped!
Aaron Gurst:
This isn't good for anyone! Certainly not Audrey Carter!
Denni slides into the ring and meets Frank in the center with fists flying. She hits him several times, before sending him into the corner with a standing dropkick!
Aaron Gurst:
Denni snapped back!
She attempts a crossbody block but Frank catches her in mid-air. He looks around and smiles sadistically.
Bolt Thomas:
C'mon! The match is over.
He hits her with a fallaway slam on the chair. Denni holds her back in pain and kicks her feet. She wills herself back to her feet as Frank is exiting the ring. Frank looks back between the ropes as Denni picks up the chair and runs at him, smacking him over the head with it. Frank tumbles out of the ring and to the floor. Denni briefly checks on Audrey as EMTs come out to assist.
Denni runs and suicide dives between the ropes, she hits Frank and he falls back to the floor. Denni kips up and grabs him by the hair and slams his face into the railing before she clotheslines him over it and into the crowd.
Bolt Thomas:
Security!
Aaron Gurst:
Cut that out! This is most fun we've had all night.
Frank pops up with a right hand as Denni reaches over the guardrail for him. He knocks her back with his fist before he dives over the guardrail and spears her into the apron!
Security rushes out and pulls them off of one another before Frank can continue or Denni could retaliate.
The crowd begins chanting.
“LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!”
Security leads them to the back separately as the show cuts to commercial.
Matt "Redline" Stevens vs Slingshot Red
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
"Come With Me" by P. Diddy ft. Jimmy Page blasts out of the PA System and Matt "Redline" Stevens appears from behind the curtains to a mixed reception from the fans. He smirks and walks out onto the top of the ramp where he raises both his arms above his head and red and white pyro goes off around him. Redline then slowly makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and nods at a few of the fans at ringside as he passes them by. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope, climbs the nearest turnbuckle and looks out into the crowd with a grin on his face. Redline then drops back down from the turnbuckle.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, he is…MATT “REDLINE” STEVENS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
He’s coming off of a disappointing loss last week, and you have to think that he’ll be looking to turn things around tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
What he’s looking to do, and what he’ll actually manage to do are two very different things!
"Up We Go" by Lights begins to play as the lights dim and the stage begins to fill with smoke. A spotlight suddenly lights up the stage, piercing the smoke and illuminating the caped figure of Harper Brooks, "The Incredible MachSpeed Slingshot Red." She nods along with the music for a moment before she raises her cape and begins to hop in place, a red strobe effect beginning to flicker throughout the arena. She begins to make her way down toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans and even stopping to give a few a hug along the way. As she reaches the ring, she climbs in and hops up into the near corner, spreading out her arms and taking in the cheers as her cape seems to flow in an unseen breeze around her. Smiling broadly, she gives the crowd a quick wave as the strobe light stops and the lights brighten back up, and she hops back down, taking off her cape and carefully setting it in the corner.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And his opponent, she is…THE INCREDIBLE, MACHSPEED SLINGSHOT RED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Slingshot Red must feel like she has a lot to prove tonight!
Aaron Gurst:
And I hope for her sake she manages to do it! I really do!
The referee looks at both wrestlers before calling for the bell, the match now officially underway. Without so much as the slightest bit of hesitation, Redline charges across the ring. He hits Slingshot Red with a chop to the chest, and then a second, and then a third. Red is barely able to keep herself upright. Redline smirks as he grabs hold of her and shoots Red across the ring. When she comes back on the rebound, he lifts her into the air and drops her down to the mat with a flapjack! Red’s face bounces off of the mat. She slowly stumbles back up to her feet as Redline grabs hold of her and lifts Red into the air - letting her hang there for a moment before slamming her back to the mat with a belly to back suplex! The fans boo as Redline goes for the quick cover and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
Slingshot Red kicks out!
Redline shakes his head. He drags Slingshot Red back up to her feet and hits her in the mouth with a forearm smash! He follows it up with a second before grabbing hold of Red and shooting her across the ring. Red crashes into the turnbuckle and slumps against it. Redline comes charging in just moments later and tries to hit her with a running clothesline! Red ducks out of the way of the attempt. Redline stumbles from his impact with the turnbuckle as Red catches him with a sunset flip and rolls Redline up for the…
ONE!
TWO!
Redline kicks out!
Redline pops back up to his feet. Slingshot Red doesn’t even hesitate for a moment as she leaps into the air and catches Redline with a dropkick! He crashes to the mat as she bounces off of the ropes and tries to land on him with a MachSpeed Splash! Redline gets his knees into the air and drives them into Slingshot Red’s ribs. She doubles over in pain and tries to catch her breath.
Bolt Thomas:
It’s been a quick and exciting start to this match, but Redline might’ve given himself a big advantage with that one!
Aaron Gurst:
That’s what Red gets for underestimating him!
Redline shakes his head as he hits Red with an elbow strike to keep her groggy. He then pulls Slingshot Red in toward him. Redline wrestles her into position for a Full Throttle! Before he can send her crashing to the mat, Red spins out of his grasp. She leaps into the air and hits Redline on the mouth with a jumping knee strike! Redline drops down to a knee. He takes a few steps toward Red as she charges at him. He tries to cut her off with a clothesline, though she ducks underneath the attempt. Seconds later, Red plants him on the mat with a Crimson Flash! The fans cheer as Slingshot Red hooks the leg and picks up the…
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEE!!!
Ring announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winner of this match…SLINGSHOT RED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
It didn’t take much of an opening for Slingshot Red to pick up the huge victory!
Aaron Gurst:
She wanted to prove she’s capable, and honestly, she did just that!
Archangel Michael vs Victoria Travis
Nathan Jacobs: “The following contest is set for one fall.”
The arena lights go out.
I see your red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
"Paint it Black [Epic Trailer Version]" by Hidden Citizens plays over the arena. Victoria Travis stands at the top of the ramp in the spotlight, wearing a hooded, sleeveless robe like cloak with her arms crossed over her chest and head down. With a fluid motion, she uncrosses her arms and removes her hood, spreading her arms wide and spraying poison mist. She laughs manically and walks to the ring.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Nathan Jacobs: “From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 125 pounds...”the Serial Killer” Victoria Travis!”
Bolt Thomas: “This is probably the most dangerous woman in the CPW.”
Aaron Gurst: “Probably? I think there are quite a few people who would say she is. I wouldn't want ot get into the ring with her.”
Victory Travis climbs the stairs and steps into the ring. She pulls off her robe, spinning it and tossing outside the ring.
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria looking to regain some momentum here tonight.”
Aaron Gurst: “I think she's just looking to try and hurt a guy. Wins and loses have never meant a lot to her.”
She lowers her arms and starts stalking back and forth like a predator, her eyes on her opponent.
Nathan Jacobs: “And her opponent...”
"Punishment" by Biohazard begins to play, Golden light fills the arena as a white strobe alternates in time with the music. Suddenly, Archangel Michael appears. He stands in all of his glory and surveys his dominion for evil to vanquish before heading down to the ring.
Nathan Jacobs: “From St Augustine, Florida, weighing 225 pounds, Archangel Michael!”
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael is looking to avenge a loss he suffered at Victoria's hands in their last encounter.”
Aaron Gurst: “If he was smart, he'd avoid getting into anything with her. Pretty sure Slingshot Red is still feeling the Super Brawl match.”
The referee calls for the bell and Archangel Michael charges in, only to get caught by Victoria with a Japanese arm drag takedown which she shifts into an armbar. Archangel Michael starts to get to his feet, but Victoria keeps the armbar in place. Michael manages to get to the ropes and shoots Victoria across the ropes, catching her with a European uppercut and then goes for a suplex dropping her down on the mat.
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael showing a little aggression in the early going.”
Aaron Gurst: “Probably his best move here tonight. End it quick.”
Both competitors get to their feet. Archangel Michael goes for another suplex, but Victoria blocks and connects with a snap suplex of her own. She holds on and hits another snap suplex. She goes for a third, but Michael manages to block the attempt and hits another suplex of his own. Michael catches Victoria with a spinebuster and rolls though for the cover.
One..
Two...
Victoria kicks out on two.
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael almost got the win right there.”
Aaron Gurst: “Victoria is tougher than that, Dolty.”
Archangel tries for the horse collar, but Victoria manages to kick Michael in head to break his attempt. “The Serial Killer” catches Michael with a side Russian legsweep and then follows with a DDT. She slaps on an armbar, Victoria drives her knee into Michael's shoulder. Michael gets to his feet, rubbing his shoulder. Victoria catches him with a German suplex, releasing him. She rolls to her feet and grabs his arm, pulling him into a short-arm clothesline. Victoria pulls him back up, but Michael nails a hard right hook and shoots Victoria into the ropes. He catches her with a Lou Thez press, hammering away at “the Serial Killer.”
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria took control of the match, but Archangel Michael has taken it back.”
Aaron Gurst: “Don't count her out yet.”
Michael starts to pull Victoria up off the mat, but she pulls him into a small package.
One...
Two...
Kickout by Archangel Michael.
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria almost picked up the win right there.”
Aaron Gurst: “There are very few flaws in her game. Michael needs to be careful.”
Both competitors get to their. Michael throws a hard right hook, knocking Victoria back. She comes back with a right of her own. Michael hits another right hook and another, dropping Victoria down to the mat. He charges in with a running knee lift, nailing her and dropping her back down. He pulls Victoria up off the mat, but she pulls him into a Northern Lights suplex. She holds on, hitting another and another, and then a fourth in a row, but does not bridge for the cover.
Bolt Thomas: “This has been back and forth so far.”
Aaron Gurst: “Hey, no one wants a loss here tonight. Michael has a mission after all. Victoria just wants to beat him.”
Both competitors manage to get to their feet. Michael hosts her up, but Victoria is able to slide out and land behind Michael. She hits a hanging neckbreaker and gets to her knees, smiling. Victoria waits for Michael to get to his feet and goes for the Swift End, but Michael is able to push her off and down on to the mat.
Bolt Thomas: “Archangel Michael managed to stay in this match, avoiding the Swift End.”
Aaron Gurst: “Victoria is so quick with those finishers. Michael had to have that move scouted.”
Archangel Michael runs in, going for the running kneelift, but Victoria runs out of the way and catches Michael with the Victory lock, trying to lock it on. He pulls him down to the mat, trying to lock the hold on, but Michael is able to fight it off. As both competitors get to their feet, Michael shoots Victoria into the corner and charges in. He uses the ropes to springboard, trying to hit the Sanctified Dominion, but Victoria manages to counter and drop him down on the mat. As he gets to his feet, Victoria catches Archangel Michael with the Swift End and rolls through for the cover.
One...
Two...
Three!
Bolt Thomas: “The Swift End and this one is over. Michael almost had the win, but Victoria managed to nail the Swift End to finish this one.”
Aaron Gurst: “She's so qu8ick with it and the Victory Lock. You really have to keep your eye out.”
Victoria rolls onto her knees and makes the sign of the cross towards Archangel Michael
Victoria Travis: “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.”
“The Serial Killer” gets to her feet and raises her arm. Victoria exits the ring and walks to the back.
Bolt Thomas: “Victoria picks up a win here tonight over a competitive Archangel Michael.”
Aaron Gurst: “Michael may have had faith on his side, but Victoria had skill.”
Nightmare vs Miss Daisy Jones
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is a set for one fall!
The camera opens to find Miss Daisy Jones standing in the ring holding her CPW Elimination Championship aloft for the world to see.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, the CPW Elimination Champion, MISS DAISY JONES!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This woman has made a huge impact in a very short amount of time!
Aaron Gurst:
You better give her your attention unless you want DEtention!
Bolt Thomas:
Oh God, are we gonna get fingernails on the blackboard now?
Aaron Gurst:
Only if you disrespect her, Dolty!
Around the arena we watch as the lights dim as the opening verse of “Toxic Pretender” by Vanna begins to play around the arena. After 13 seconds we hear the line “YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME!!” erupt like a shotgun blast as the lights flash in dark hues purple as we see in the shadows Nightmare make his way onto the stage from behind the curtain dragging his championship in his hand. Walking to the far left side of the stage we see Nightmare stare out at the crowd from under the hood of his unzipped black hoodie. Walking back to the center of the stage Nightmare drops to his knees and lets in a deep breath as he drops the title and places both arms behind his head before pulling himself back to his feet and makes his way down to the ring, the belt left behind like trash.
As Nightmare reaches the end of the entrance ramp and enters the ringside area we watch as he rolls under the bottom rope and makes his way to the far right corner of the ring. Standing on the 2nd turnbuckle Nightmare stretches his arms out wide as he keeps his head down before pulling them in to form an X under his chin. Lifting his head up Nightmare lets out a sick grin to the crowd before he fixates his gaze over at the announcers table. Hopping down off the turnbuckle we watch as Gavin takes his hoodie off and drops it to the floor before taking a seat in the same corner where he stood on. We watch as Nightmare runs his hands through his hair, pulling at it while he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And her opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts, the CPW Devastation and CPW Xtreme Chaos Champion… NIGHTMARE!!!
Bolt Thomas:
The Double Champ is here!
Aaron Gurst:
Don’t you ever say that again… it is so disrespectful!
Bolt Thomas:
It’s the damn truth!
Aaron Gurst:
You will never learn, will you? Poor student!
Nightmare and Miss Daisy Jones circle each other and then lock-up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Nightmare tries to jump into the Driver’s Side Impact. Miss Daisy shoves him away to save herself and they both tumble to the mat. Nightmare gets to his feet and Miss Daisy catches him coming in for a deep arm drag. Nightmare hits the mat hard and Miss Daisy jumps into a flash cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE REVERSES!
ONE!
TWO!
MISS DAISY KICKS OUT!
Nightmare jumps up and Miss Daisy grabs him, trying for a backslide. Nightmare overpowers her and uses his superior leverage to pull her over and get her shoulders down.
ONE!
TWO!
MISS DAISY KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Miss Daisy is trying to teach Nightmare a lesson he doesn't seem to want to learn.
Aaron Gurst:
He’ll learn.
Bolt Thomas:
Will he?
Aaron Gurst:
They’ll all learn! Miss Daisy is a damn good teacher!
Nightmare nails Miss Daisy in the back with a wicked elbow. Miss Daisy falls into the ropes and Nightmare gets her for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
MISS DAISY KICKS OUT!
Nightmare is propelled forward and he bounces off the ropes. Miss Daisy catches him o the rebound for a rolling cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT!
As the two stand up, Nightmare jump into the Driver’s Side Impact. Miss Daisy collapses to the mat and falls over the edge to the floor. The referee moves in and starts counting her out.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Miss Daisy starts to move on the floor.
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
Miss Daisy tries to get up.
NINE!
TEN!
Bolt Thomas:
Miss Daisy didn’t beat the count!
Aaron Gurst:
Somebody check on her, our poor teacher might be hurt!
Bolt Thomas:
Will you stop?!!? She’s fine.
Aaron Gurst:
How DARE you, she just took a nasty fall and you’re just like.. “She’s fine.” What is wrong with you? You’re in for fifty demerits and a black mark on your permanent record!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Here is your winner via countout, NIGHTMARE!
Joe Summers/Disturbed vs Francisco Lopez/Kelly James
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
“Lords of War” by Otep hits and an enraged Disturbed marches to the ring alone, clearly not pleased with the situation at hand.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
Introducing first, for team number one, DISTURBED!!!
Bolt Thomas:
This is never gonna go well, Disturbed HATES tag team matches and he’s not a fan of Joe Summers either!
Aaron Gurst:
It’s three on one, Dolty. This is bullshit with Kelly and Lopez able to gang up on him with Joe!
Bolt Thomas:
They wouldn't do that.
Aaron Gurst:
You hand a poor man fifty buck, and watch him do things you’d never think he would!
Blue lights strobe around the arena as the opening riffs of "Elevation" hit the arena sound system. The fans rise to their feet in anticipation. Suddenly, the opening drums of "Nothing Left" pound the sound system as Joe Summers comes running out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking focused as ever. The fans cheer loudly and show their support as Joe runs back and forth across the top of the ramp, calling for them to get even louder. He then smirks and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans in the front row on his way. Joe slides into the ring and pops back up to his feet, soaking in the crowd reaction. He takes a deep breath and leans against the rope as he waits for the match to begin.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
His tag team partner, weighing in at 222 pounds, hailing originally from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and now residing in Denver, Colorado… JOE SUMMERS!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Joe giving the monster a wide berth here tonight.
Aaron Gurst:
Smartest thing he could do. You have to know Disturbed is gonna wanna smash everything that moves and that’ll start with Joe.
Bolt Thomas:
Well, you’re right about that.
Aaron Gurst:
I’m always right!
“Wayward One” starts playing as the lights turn Blue and Silver. 12 seconds into the song, Francisco Lopez appears on the stage, surrounded by smoke. He slowly makes his way to the ring, staring at his battleground as he walks around the ring. He slides into the ring, and stands in the center of the ring for a few moments, staring into the distance. He walks toward a nearby corner and stands, waiting for the match to start.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
And their opponents, first, weighing in at 225 pounds and hailing from Hartford, Connecticut, FRANCISCO LOPEZ!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Lopez is giving the big man a wide berth as well
Aaron Gurst:
Of course, he’s following Joe’s lead to get ready for the ambush!
Bolt Thomas:
There’s not going to be an ambush!
Aaron Gurst:
You just wait…
The sound of an engine starting can be heard as "Saturday Night" by the Kaiser Chiefs hits the sound system. "The Apex" Kelly James appears at the top of the ramp, waving a checkered flag as she stands and smiles at the crowd. She makes her way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as she passes, then climbs into the ring and up into the corner, waving the flag high above her head and waving to the crowd. She then hops down, setting the flag down in the corner and beginning to stretch as she awaits the start of the match.
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
His tag team partner, weighing in at 117 pounds and hailing from Detroit, Michigan, “The Apex” KELLY JAMES!!!
Bolt Thomas:
Now Kelly’s giving him a wide…
Aaron Gurst:
Stop acting surprised, of course she is. They’re about to get to the crux of the matter!
Bolt Thomas:
What are you talking about?
Aaron Gurst:
You know exactly what I’m talking about, Dolty, and don’t act like you don’t! It’s three on one and Disturbed’s on the wrong end of the numbers game!
The bell sounds and Disturbed grabs both Lopez and Kelly by the throat. As he raises them up, they swing over and hit matching kicks that cause him to lower them back to their feet. Kelly jumps up, gets a boost from Lopez and grab Disturbed’s head, looking for a tornado DDT. Disturbed throws her off and she crashes to the mat hard. Lopez snaps off a roundhouse kick and then gets Disturbed for an inside cradle.
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED KICKS OUT!
Joe runs over and catches Kelly for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!
TWO!
KELLY KICKS OUT!
Joe is propelled forward. Disturbed sees him coming and catches him for a sidewalk slam. Lopez gets a side rolling cradle on Disturbed.
ONE!
TWO!
DISTURBED KICKS OUT!
Bolt Thomas:
Disturbed just hit his own partner!
Aaron Gurst:
He was running at the big man!
Bolt Thomas:
He’d just been kicked out on by Kelly, there was no conspiracy here. The big man just hit the wrong guy!
Aaron Gurst:
They were trying to gang up and it’s plain as day!
Disturbed gets up and grabs at Lopez again. Kelly jumps at Disturbed and teh big man kicks her away. As Joe staggers to his feet, Miss Daisy Jones jumps in and clips him from behind. The referee starts to call for the bell but Disturbed grabs Miss Daisy by the throat. With fire in his eyes, he starts to hoist her up for a chokeslam. Suddenly, Nightmare comes in, steel chair in hand. He blasts Disturbed in the back. The referee calls for the bell as Joe tackles Nightmare. Lopez kicks at Disturbed, Kelly goes after Miss Daisy.
Bolt Thomas:
What is going on?
Aaron Gurst:
Chaos, that's what!
Bolt Thomas:
I… what the hell?!!??
Aaron Gurst:
I have no idea but I love it!
Ring Announcer Nathan Jacobs:
The winners of this match due to a disqualification from outside interference, Joe Summers and Disturbed!
All six competitors fight even as security dives to pull all of them apart. As the crowd buzzes, visibly wanting to see more, Brian Klesko walks out on stage.
Brian Klesko: Alright, that’s enough! I just had a Fleskificent realization while watching this debacle! You all wanna fight so bad? Fine, then at our next show, Damnation ANd A Day XXII, the six of you are gonna fight for the Xtreme Chaos Championship in the Elimination Chamber!
The crowd goes wild as security loses its grip on the six and they start fighting all over again. Kleko just shrugs as security fights to regain control and the camera fades to black.