Post by Divalicious on Apr 20, 2024 22:34:35 GMT -5
If someone is going to New Orleans for a good time, the best place to find a party is the part of the city's French Quarter known as Bourbon Street. One of the most famous locations in the city, it is known for its many bars and strip clubs. And it is here, in search of a good time, that Divalicious finds themselves.
Candice Cane and Jillian Latto are walking down this famous street, ready to bar hop and have a good time, showing off a lot of skin.
Candice Cane: “Us guys saw Avery's little speech towards Ripper. Hey honey, oh, baby why don't you defend thuh title no one cares you have because they forgot you even won it rather than go for belts us guys have already said are ours. You and Sang Réal can get behind us. We're takin' on Ripper next. Us guys don't need you gettin' another title no one cares you won. You have a title. Do somethin' and blow Ripper's titles alone. We're callin' dibs."
Jillian Latto: "Totally. What happened Avery? No one was ya know, like, payin' attention to you and doesn't care you have a title, man so you decide thuh best way to get someone to notice you is win another belt? They seem to be payin' attention to your girlfriend. Man, not you. When you get the feeling, mostly Avery, man it's you. Addin' another title isn't goin' to get you more attention if they don't care about you in thuh first place."
Candice Cane: "Us guys are goin' go to thuh top. Us guys are gettin' our shot at those Triple Crown Tag Team Championships. And they will look just so super bitchin' around our gorgeous waists. And our chance to get those titles, like, wow to get that opportunity, man comes like, ya know, this week at Pure Mayhem when us guys face thuh former champions, fer shure Duke Jupiter and Ava. What happened Duke and Ava? You were supposed to be gods or somethin'. It's that what you kept sayin'? You kept tellin' all of us that you were gods and no one was ya know, like, touchin' you. And yet, mostly for thuh second time, man someone climbed Olympus and took your gold. So, like for gods, like us guys know you can be beaten. And us guys are goin' to beat you at Pure Mayhem."
Jillian Latto: “You two have had your moment. In fact you have had many of them. So many. You have had your time. Man, that time is up. And now, man you two need to step aside and let thuh younger talent wrestler. No one wants to watch a bunch of old guys wrestle. Man, that seems to be what thuh CPW wants to see, oh, baby because new, fer shure younger talent keeps vanishin'. Why? Because some old dude shows up and everyone has to pay attention to them for some reason. We're goin' to get to a point where Mighty Frank's 50 year old geriatric ass is thuh youngest dude on thuh roster. Hey, oh, baby nostalgia is awesum and all, like but no one wants to see old guys wrestle when thuh hot, fer shure young, oh, baby new talent can show off what they can do."
To illustrate the point made by Jillian, she and Candice turn to show off their bodies and give the camera little sexy dance. Cat calls can be heard in the background from some of the onlookers on the crowded Bourbon Street. The two women seem to ignore it and continue on.
Candice Cane: “Us guys are not here to be class Grandpa, mostly Grandma. Us guys are here to make money, like, wow win titles and look damn fine doin' it. Us guys are thuh hottest tag team in thuh CPW. I mean, like, wow just look at us. Us guys know all thuh women out like, there are jealous of how us guys look and us guys know that all thuh men out like, there wish they had a chance with us. Man, us guys know that so many of them are just goin' to be disappointin' and that us guys are so far out of their league it isn't funny. Duke and Ava, like you are not in our league either. Your little club, like thuh Liberties or Libraries or Liberters, like Libertines, fer shure whatever it was ya know, like, calls is gone. Captain Hello and Mud somethin' or other haven't been seen in weeks. They are gone, like no one cares, oh, baby and it's time you went with them.”
Jillian Latto: “Time to blow, man and we're thuh ones that will send you packin'. You two can go back home, fer shure raise your kids, mostly do all thuh drugs you wanna, man and just collect your Social Security or whatever royalties you get from whatever shirts or toys thuh CPW has made of you. Just sittin' on a porch gettin' high all day seems like a solid retirement plan for you two. So, like we're goin' to be thuh ones to throw you a little retirement party at Pure Mayhem when us guys show everyone us guys can be godslayers to. So bon voyage.”
Candice Cane: "Duke, oh, baby Ava, like, wow like, ya know, this is one sweet treat you two cannot and will not handle. It's time to go back home and accept your days are over. Man,, fer shure as for us, like, wow you better believe Divalicious is just gettin' started. Us guys are climbin' to thuh top and we're pushin' you down thuh stairs to do it. We're goin' to step on you like oh so many sad, like pathetic, man lonely dudes wanna us to do to them to get thuh opportunities us guys have comin'."
Jillian Latto: "We'd say we'll miss you two, fer shure but us guys all know that's a lie. We're just sorry you didn't go sooner. Your time is like wow! over. Ours is gettin' started and it's goin' to be a sweet, like delicious time for us. Enjoy your forced retirement, man just bein' stories like thuh gods you so desperately need to tell everyone you are."
Candice Cane: “"We'd say we'll miss you two, like, wow but us guys all know that's a lie. We're just sorry you didn't go sooner. Your time is like wow! over. Ours is like, ya know, gettin' started and it's goin' to be a sweet, man delicious time for us. Enjoy your forced retirement, like just bein' stories like thuh gods you so desperately need to tell everyone you are. Just don't make excuses when us guys prove too sweet for thuh gods to chew, like, wow and us guys chock you."
The scene fades out as Divalicious continues down Bourbon Street.
Candice Cane and Jillian Latto are walking down this famous street, ready to bar hop and have a good time, showing off a lot of skin.
Candice Cane: “Us guys saw Avery's little speech towards Ripper. Hey honey, oh, baby why don't you defend thuh title no one cares you have because they forgot you even won it rather than go for belts us guys have already said are ours. You and Sang Réal can get behind us. We're takin' on Ripper next. Us guys don't need you gettin' another title no one cares you won. You have a title. Do somethin' and blow Ripper's titles alone. We're callin' dibs."
Jillian Latto: "Totally. What happened Avery? No one was ya know, like, payin' attention to you and doesn't care you have a title, man so you decide thuh best way to get someone to notice you is win another belt? They seem to be payin' attention to your girlfriend. Man, not you. When you get the feeling, mostly Avery, man it's you. Addin' another title isn't goin' to get you more attention if they don't care about you in thuh first place."
Candice Cane: "Us guys are goin' go to thuh top. Us guys are gettin' our shot at those Triple Crown Tag Team Championships. And they will look just so super bitchin' around our gorgeous waists. And our chance to get those titles, like, wow to get that opportunity, man comes like, ya know, this week at Pure Mayhem when us guys face thuh former champions, fer shure Duke Jupiter and Ava. What happened Duke and Ava? You were supposed to be gods or somethin'. It's that what you kept sayin'? You kept tellin' all of us that you were gods and no one was ya know, like, touchin' you. And yet, mostly for thuh second time, man someone climbed Olympus and took your gold. So, like for gods, like us guys know you can be beaten. And us guys are goin' to beat you at Pure Mayhem."
Jillian Latto: “You two have had your moment. In fact you have had many of them. So many. You have had your time. Man, that time is up. And now, man you two need to step aside and let thuh younger talent wrestler. No one wants to watch a bunch of old guys wrestle. Man, that seems to be what thuh CPW wants to see, oh, baby because new, fer shure younger talent keeps vanishin'. Why? Because some old dude shows up and everyone has to pay attention to them for some reason. We're goin' to get to a point where Mighty Frank's 50 year old geriatric ass is thuh youngest dude on thuh roster. Hey, oh, baby nostalgia is awesum and all, like but no one wants to see old guys wrestle when thuh hot, fer shure young, oh, baby new talent can show off what they can do."
To illustrate the point made by Jillian, she and Candice turn to show off their bodies and give the camera little sexy dance. Cat calls can be heard in the background from some of the onlookers on the crowded Bourbon Street. The two women seem to ignore it and continue on.
Candice Cane: “Us guys are not here to be class Grandpa, mostly Grandma. Us guys are here to make money, like, wow win titles and look damn fine doin' it. Us guys are thuh hottest tag team in thuh CPW. I mean, like, wow just look at us. Us guys know all thuh women out like, there are jealous of how us guys look and us guys know that all thuh men out like, there wish they had a chance with us. Man, us guys know that so many of them are just goin' to be disappointin' and that us guys are so far out of their league it isn't funny. Duke and Ava, like you are not in our league either. Your little club, like thuh Liberties or Libraries or Liberters, like Libertines, fer shure whatever it was ya know, like, calls is gone. Captain Hello and Mud somethin' or other haven't been seen in weeks. They are gone, like no one cares, oh, baby and it's time you went with them.”
Jillian Latto: “Time to blow, man and we're thuh ones that will send you packin'. You two can go back home, fer shure raise your kids, mostly do all thuh drugs you wanna, man and just collect your Social Security or whatever royalties you get from whatever shirts or toys thuh CPW has made of you. Just sittin' on a porch gettin' high all day seems like a solid retirement plan for you two. So, like we're goin' to be thuh ones to throw you a little retirement party at Pure Mayhem when us guys show everyone us guys can be godslayers to. So bon voyage.”
Candice Cane: "Duke, oh, baby Ava, like, wow like, ya know, this is one sweet treat you two cannot and will not handle. It's time to go back home and accept your days are over. Man,, fer shure as for us, like, wow you better believe Divalicious is just gettin' started. Us guys are climbin' to thuh top and we're pushin' you down thuh stairs to do it. We're goin' to step on you like oh so many sad, like pathetic, man lonely dudes wanna us to do to them to get thuh opportunities us guys have comin'."
Jillian Latto: "We'd say we'll miss you two, fer shure but us guys all know that's a lie. We're just sorry you didn't go sooner. Your time is like wow! over. Ours is gettin' started and it's goin' to be a sweet, like delicious time for us. Enjoy your forced retirement, man just bein' stories like thuh gods you so desperately need to tell everyone you are."
Candice Cane: “"We'd say we'll miss you two, like, wow but us guys all know that's a lie. We're just sorry you didn't go sooner. Your time is like wow! over. Ours is like, ya know, gettin' started and it's goin' to be a sweet, man delicious time for us. Enjoy your forced retirement, like just bein' stories like thuh gods you so desperately need to tell everyone you are. Just don't make excuses when us guys prove too sweet for thuh gods to chew, like, wow and us guys chock you."
The scene fades out as Divalicious continues down Bourbon Street.